Ceylan Stafford-Bloor
@cstaffordbloor.bsky.social
Twice-SBA-shortlisted translator 📚
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Fibre art & matchday wear:
etsy.com/shop/forzafibres
instagram.com/forzafibres
#forzafibres
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Fibre art & matchday wear:
etsy.com/shop/forzafibres
instagram.com/forzafibres
#forzafibres
HSV fans are unfurling their derby tifo and DZN have cut away to yap over it. 😑
December 7, 2025 at 2:28 PM
HSV fans are unfurling their derby tifo and DZN have cut away to yap over it. 😑
The absolute lack of charm and charisma, I CANNOT
December 5, 2025 at 6:57 PM
The absolute lack of charm and charisma, I CANNOT
Ferdinand has been, for lack of a better phrase, soft-domming Brady through this draw
December 5, 2025 at 6:37 PM
Ferdinand has been, for lack of a better phrase, soft-domming Brady through this draw
Gianni, my enemy in Christ, what is that pocket square
December 5, 2025 at 5:49 PM
Gianni, my enemy in Christ, what is that pocket square
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It's awful but I can't stop watching.
December 5, 2025 at 5:35 PM
It's awful but I can't stop watching.
What is going ON
December 5, 2025 at 5:31 PM
What is going ON
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The last time I cringed this hard I cracked a tooth BUT I STILL CAN'T TURN IT OFF
December 5, 2025 at 5:28 PM
The last time I cringed this hard I cracked a tooth BUT I STILL CAN'T TURN IT OFF
Someone take away my phone
December 5, 2025 at 5:29 PM
Someone take away my phone
Make it stop.
December 5, 2025 at 5:19 PM
Make it stop.
I am CRINGING out of my skin.
December 5, 2025 at 5:14 PM
I am CRINGING out of my skin.
Keep.making.things. 🪄
It's so hard to make things
November 30, 2025 at 7:57 PM
Keep.making.things. 🪄
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November 30, 2025 at 12:02 AM
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‘Then I vomit to death, resurrect myself, and vomit to death once more.’
‘I’m so embarrassed my vagina hurts.’
‘The aunty gossip network runs deeper than any cartel.’
‘Why must people whom you’ve told lies to meet the people who don’t know your other lies?’
#booksky
‘I’m so embarrassed my vagina hurts.’
‘The aunty gossip network runs deeper than any cartel.’
‘Why must people whom you’ve told lies to meet the people who don’t know your other lies?’
#booksky
October 4, 2025 at 8:24 AM
‘Then I vomit to death, resurrect myself, and vomit to death once more.’
‘I’m so embarrassed my vagina hurts.’
‘The aunty gossip network runs deeper than any cartel.’
‘Why must people whom you’ve told lies to meet the people who don’t know your other lies?’
#booksky
‘I’m so embarrassed my vagina hurts.’
‘The aunty gossip network runs deeper than any cartel.’
‘Why must people whom you’ve told lies to meet the people who don’t know your other lies?’
#booksky
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HARRY KANE’S
oat
cocoa
crunch
oat
cocoa
crunch
September 1, 2025 at 5:05 PM
HARRY KANE’S
oat
cocoa
crunch
oat
cocoa
crunch
It’s off to Stockholm for another one of these beauties 💛🖤 #AIKfotboll
Double trouble! Terrace Triangles, on their way to @caesarflunk.bsky.social.
November 27, 2025 at 6:09 PM
It’s off to Stockholm for another one of these beauties 💛🖤 #AIKfotboll
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And they lost. In my opinion, the rational thing to do is to blame the hat.
November 27, 2025 at 9:33 AM
And they lost. In my opinion, the rational thing to do is to blame the hat.
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A rare me photo, sporting a very special Forza Fibres terrace triangle, from @cstaffordbloor.bsky.social herself ❤️🤍
November 27, 2025 at 6:59 AM
A rare me photo, sporting a very special Forza Fibres terrace triangle, from @cstaffordbloor.bsky.social herself ❤️🤍
Vincent Kompany has changed his matchday hat. I repeat, Vincent Kompany has changed his matchday hat.
November 26, 2025 at 8:29 PM
Vincent Kompany has changed his matchday hat. I repeat, Vincent Kompany has changed his matchday hat.
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A @cstaffordbloor.bsky.social terrace triangle, in the Millerntor wild.
November 23, 2025 at 4:00 PM
A @cstaffordbloor.bsky.social terrace triangle, in the Millerntor wild.
What a phrase. #goinggarrity
Lots of fun videos doing the rounds of people going garrity over Ireland and Scotland's big wins this week. Love a bit of public\pub limbs we do. And you know what none of them contained? Cunts throwing pints in the air. Not a single one.
Proper that.
Proper that.
November 20, 2025 at 8:22 AM
What a phrase. #goinggarrity
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Any time! It's become my favorite piece to wear, and I get a lot of positive comments from passers by!
November 12, 2025 at 12:42 PM
Any time! It's become my favorite piece to wear, and I get a lot of positive comments from passers by!