Gandermonium
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Non-League idiots talking bollocks about (mostly) football & mainly Sutton United FC. Football league and we f*cked it up...
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Away game frigging miles away from the Republic? Check. So far that it requires the use of modern commercial aviation? Check. New ground to tick off? Check. Opportunity for a couple of days on the gas...
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Sheer Alpha Male Testosterone Masculinity Overload, Sexting on Ryan Air and "Are you Tightly?". Here's Taz with the tons of irrelevant cobblers vaguely related to Sutton's first away win of the season down in Cornwall that you've all been waiting for!*
*Probably.
*Probably.
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December 6, 2025 at 6:46 PM
1-2 FT. Can't fault the effort. But so frustrating. Beat ourselves as much as anything there. Sigh.
December 6, 2025 at 8:05 PM
1-2 FT. Can't fault the effort. But so frustrating. Beat ourselves as much as anything there. Sigh.
Fucking officials mate. Cowards. Bell sneaks in back stick last seconds, hooks ax and before Critchlow can level the lino flags! Offside! Never in a million years. 🤬
December 6, 2025 at 8:02 PM
Fucking officials mate. Cowards. Bell sneaks in back stick last seconds, hooks ax and before Critchlow can level the lino flags! Offside! Never in a million years. 🤬
8 to go, plus a good 5 or so for the keepers bullshit.
December 6, 2025 at 7:46 PM
8 to go, plus a good 5 or so for the keepers bullshit.
Stick a fork in us. Innocuous throw down line, bloke goes down, ref gives a straight red to Ecclestone. Fucks sake.
December 6, 2025 at 7:45 PM
Stick a fork in us. Innocuous throw down line, bloke goes down, ref gives a straight red to Ecclestone. Fucks sake.
Fucking hell. Corner in, keeps takes, goes to ground and just spills it. Sadly we can't scramble it home. Now the keeps is having a lie down, probably from embarrassment.
December 6, 2025 at 7:41 PM
Fucking hell. Corner in, keeps takes, goes to ground and just spills it. Sadly we can't scramble it home. Now the keeps is having a lie down, probably from embarrassment.
Sub. Jake Taylor off. Vaz on. Here we go...
December 6, 2025 at 7:38 PM
Sub. Jake Taylor off. Vaz on. Here we go...
1-2 HT ET. Siiiiiiiiigh.
a man in a purple sweater is sitting in front of a window in a room .
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December 6, 2025 at 7:37 PM
1-2 HT ET. Siiiiiiiiigh.
Jack Taylor has a gallop, cuts in, dipper on target, tipped over keeps! LIFE!
December 6, 2025 at 7:32 PM
Jack Taylor has a gallop, cuts in, dipper on target, tipped over keeps! LIFE!
Sub. Harris off. Bell on. Gone a bit flat here sadly. Need to find our bollocks again..
December 6, 2025 at 7:28 PM
Sub. Harris off. Bell on. Gone a bit flat here sadly. Need to find our bollocks again..
Another addition to Sutton United's viral 'lolz' clip collection there...
December 6, 2025 at 7:23 PM
Another addition to Sutton United's viral 'lolz' clip collection there...
Aaaand we've fucked it. Pass pass pass at the back, Jennings straight to their bloke. Empty net. 1-2. Siiiiiiigh. 😞
December 6, 2025 at 7:21 PM
Aaaand we've fucked it. Pass pass pass at the back, Jennings straight to their bloke. Empty net. 1-2. Siiiiiiigh. 😞
1-1 FT. So so frustrating. 30mins ET coming and possibly pens. 😐
December 6, 2025 at 7:20 PM
1-1 FT. So so frustrating. 30mins ET coming and possibly pens. 😐
Aaand Ogbonna cops a 2nd yellow for delaying the restart from a soft FK on halfway. SAKES!! Both sides 10 now.
December 6, 2025 at 7:08 PM
Aaand Ogbonna cops a 2nd yellow for delaying the restart from a soft FK on halfway. SAKES!! Both sides 10 now.
And then of course, lad cuts in and bends one. 1-1. Jesus. 🙄
December 6, 2025 at 7:05 PM
And then of course, lad cuts in and bends one. 1-1. Jesus. 🙄
9 added. NINE?? WHERE'VE YOU GOT THAT FROM YOU CUNT??
December 6, 2025 at 7:04 PM
9 added. NINE?? WHERE'VE YOU GOT THAT FROM YOU CUNT??
Gaaah! Corner, not cleared. Smuggled to Harris turn, off balance, scoops it ax and wide! Then moments later, Sims tipping away a dipper! Been a decent tie this to be fair...
December 6, 2025 at 6:59 PM
Gaaah! Corner, not cleared. Smuggled to Harris turn, off balance, scoops it ax and wide! Then moments later, Sims tipping away a dipper! Been a decent tie this to be fair...
Red card! Their 25 piles in, second yellow. Ta ra! COME ONE YOU BASTARDS!!
December 6, 2025 at 6:53 PM
Red card! Their 25 piles in, second yellow. Ta ra! COME ONE YOU BASTARDS!!
Sub. Jones on. Muller off. 14 to go. COMEONCOMEONCOMEON!
December 6, 2025 at 6:51 PM
Sub. Jones on. Muller off. 14 to go. COMEONCOMEONCOMEON!
Ogbonna wins corner, Jennings swings it under the bar, keeps misses AND IT'S GONE STRAIGHT INNNN! 1-0!!!
December 6, 2025 at 6:45 PM
Ogbonna wins corner, Jennings swings it under the bar, keeps misses AND IT'S GONE STRAIGHT INNNN! 1-0!!!
YEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSS! WHAT A GOAL! 😂
December 6, 2025 at 6:43 PM
YEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSS! WHAT A GOAL! 😂
We waste FK wide, quick break them, Sims with the block nr post. Way more open this half!
December 6, 2025 at 6:41 PM
We waste FK wide, quick break them, Sims with the block nr post. Way more open this half!
Sub. Nadesan off, Critchlow on.
December 6, 2025 at 6:39 PM
Sub. Nadesan off, Critchlow on.
Sims makes two decent stops. One from wide with his legs. Then quick off his line to smother 1 on 1.
December 6, 2025 at 6:34 PM
Sims makes two decent stops. One from wide with his legs. Then quick off his line to smother 1 on 1.