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measuredandslow.bsky.social
Alyssa Long
@measuredandslow.bsky.social
I make art, try to raise my kids to be Good Humans, and yell about disability. Maker of Santa Dinos and whatever else I feel like. She/they #art #knitting #3Dprinting 🧶
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Hey guess what’s coming sooooooooon 👀🎄
November 30, 2025 at 4:48 AM
Update, I had a little run on knotted loveys so the only one left is the dino! I will try to restock these before Christmas but if you’ve been eyeing getting one now is the time ☺️. These are all baby-safe and made with washable yarn!

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November 29, 2025 at 10:02 PM
Good morning, it is Small Business Saturday and I am, indeed, a small business! So small it’s just me and whichever intern (child) I can bribe into helping me. I sell pretty cute textiles, 3D printed goodies, and stickers ☺️ #bsnm #smallbusiness

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November 29, 2025 at 6:22 PM
Lol we’d have to ship him from Seattle but he’s small so he’d probably be cheap? 😆
November 28, 2025 at 8:22 PM
I switched the filament for the face and I felt like pink went better for the hat, and now he’s just about perfect. Also I forgot to show y’all a really important detail the last time 🤭 #3Dprinting
November 28, 2025 at 5:04 AM
Today Jack is NOT thankful for this stupid loom which is occupying HIS lap even though he has yelled about it extensively 😠🧶 #weaving
November 27, 2025 at 8:34 PM
Also my littlest intern was helping me today and it made me wonder so I went back and looked, and this sweet baby has been helping me weave since they were 2, which probably explains why they took to it pretty much right away when they got their own loom 🥹🧶 #weaving
November 27, 2025 at 6:25 AM
So it turns out I was doing it wrong (two color weavings load one color on EACH SIDE, fyi, it makes it much easier to carry colors!!) and now I have to formally apologize to floating selvedges. My bad. I still like plain weave edges better but I will stop abusing your name now 😅🧶 #weaving
November 27, 2025 at 5:43 AM
Oh hai I am here to apprentice 🧶 #weaving

(Don’t look at my edge, floating selvedges are the devil’s work 😂)
November 27, 2025 at 12:05 AM
Good morning, I have a new dragon and egg up (there is now a pencil dragon/notepaper egg and a notepaper dragon/pencil egg because I am both extra and thorough) AND new shimmer alicorns! If you get 3 of them you can make a sweet album cover lol #bsnm
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November 26, 2025 at 7:55 PM
Guys I’m just getting word that Pope has blessed Bernice the Zebracorn as being an authentic wonder before the beauty of God’s creation
November 26, 2025 at 5:51 PM
I made him. A very smol hat 😂🥹
November 26, 2025 at 5:07 AM
Y’ALL 🎄 #3Dprinting
November 26, 2025 at 4:36 AM
It doesn’t look like anything yet but exciting things are printing today 👀👀 #3Dprinting
November 25, 2025 at 9:45 PM
Oh also! This is the last thing I swear (for today lol), but I also restocked a bunch of big dragons, if you really need a showstopper for yourself or someone else this holiday!
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November 24, 2025 at 11:42 PM
Also these get less excitement usually but I also have a whole bunch of plushie friends up for adoption, most of which are baby-safe (no plastic parts) and all of which have a lifetime stuffie repair guarantee just in case ☺️ measuredandslow.studio/shop?categor...
November 24, 2025 at 9:22 PM
I updated both the mini dragons and the mini dragon/egg combos today so there are tons of new colors including the notepaper one with a little pencil colored egg! These make great gifts or stocking stuffers 👀☺️ #bsnm

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November 24, 2025 at 9:08 PM
My youngest child, shoulder-surfing: “Wait…why are they making what YOU make? Did they steal your thing?!”

Those are in fact my hands, kid, filmed it while you were sitting right next to me even 😂😭 #3Dprinting #maker
November 24, 2025 at 2:41 AM
Friends! If you joined the Tree-Rex waitlist this year and did not hear from me, please check your spam folder!! There were lots of no replies this year, which I suspect is bc AI spam sorting got a little overzealous. You may have an email from me waiting ☺️🧶 #bsnm
November 23, 2025 at 7:37 PM
His kid was allowed to go grocery shopping today even though it’s SATURDAY and they should leave the WHOLE DAY available for cuddle time and now *I’m* getting glared at for some reason 😭
November 23, 2025 at 12:21 AM
Got a pic of the OG! I’m actually so proud of how well they match lol 🧶 #crochet #3Dprinting
November 22, 2025 at 9:23 PM
Would you like more cute transit news bc I’m here to tell you that we have a regional transit card that you use on buses/trains/ferries called the Orca Card, which has a mascot that is (you’ll never guess) an Orca, and his name is BOOP bc that’s the sound it makes when you tap your card 😭
November 22, 2025 at 4:19 AM
Jack has fully entered cozy season. He will return your call next April, thank you for your patience 🧶🐈‍⬛
November 22, 2025 at 12:56 AM
Took advantage of having a big one in the house to take some family pictures 🥹🧶 #crochet #3Dprinting
November 20, 2025 at 11:21 PM
Making of a Gingerbread Dino! 🧶 #crochet #yarn
November 20, 2025 at 7:37 PM