McButtsTheCrimeDog
@mcbuttsthecrimedog.bsky.social
Branch, 33, a weirdo, and the shitpostinest queero ya ever did see.
They/Them
Trans rights, bitches.
Here for the silly vibes
Please insert $20 USD to continue
They/Them
Trans rights, bitches.
Here for the silly vibes
Please insert $20 USD to continue
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Apparently the Friend ads have arrived in Chicago and the people know: AI is not your friend.
![An ad for the Friend AI pendant that is, according to a post on Redditt, at the Fullerton CTA stop. The ad reads, "friend. [frend] noun. someone who listens, responds, and supports you." A person has written, "AI is not your friend" over the image of the pendant.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:uufz3dvrdnbm6ptii46y7j7u/bafkreidv2q5m54fchg5zocga7igukl6rlss4mdzxlkkcklw5wnrc7sccga@jpeg)
November 6, 2025 at 1:42 PM
Apparently the Friend ads have arrived in Chicago and the people know: AI is not your friend.
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GF: Think about it, a moving company called Salt-Pillar Movers. For when you don’t want to look back.
Me: It should be: For when you have a Lot to move and can’t look back.
GF: How…
Me: I was Catholic. 10% of my humor is scripture based… It’s a curse.
GF: Is that a joke about…
Me: Tithing. Yes.
Me: It should be: For when you have a Lot to move and can’t look back.
GF: How…
Me: I was Catholic. 10% of my humor is scripture based… It’s a curse.
GF: Is that a joke about…
Me: Tithing. Yes.
November 25, 2025 at 2:46 PM
GF: Think about it, a moving company called Salt-Pillar Movers. For when you don’t want to look back.
Me: It should be: For when you have a Lot to move and can’t look back.
GF: How…
Me: I was Catholic. 10% of my humor is scripture based… It’s a curse.
GF: Is that a joke about…
Me: Tithing. Yes.
Me: It should be: For when you have a Lot to move and can’t look back.
GF: How…
Me: I was Catholic. 10% of my humor is scripture based… It’s a curse.
GF: Is that a joke about…
Me: Tithing. Yes.
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I've been saying this since LLMs first started gaining traction - their entire model of "intelligence" is based on outdated neurological theories which have BEEN outdated for a long time, and which they cling to despite their obvious falseness because they imply making AGI is easier than the reality
I’ve been running around asking tech execs and academics if language was the same as intelligence for over a year now - and, well, it isn’t. @benjaminjriley.bsky.social explains how the bubble is built on ignoring cutting-edge research into the science of thought www.theverge.com/ai-artificia...
November 25, 2025 at 5:39 PM
I've been saying this since LLMs first started gaining traction - their entire model of "intelligence" is based on outdated neurological theories which have BEEN outdated for a long time, and which they cling to despite their obvious falseness because they imply making AGI is easier than the reality
Do you think in the bluey universe, humans are wild animals
November 25, 2025 at 3:35 PM
Do you think in the bluey universe, humans are wild animals
Robert, it's pissing me off
November 25, 2025 at 3:25 PM
Robert, it's pissing me off
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is it good when your product becomes hip slang for “bullshit”
September 24, 2025 at 6:09 PM
is it good when your product becomes hip slang for “bullshit”
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the first 3 words you see will define your 2026 😭
1. Pizza
2. Marriage
3. Homosex
I think I could maybe do 1 and 3.
1. Pizza
2. Marriage
3. Homosex
I think I could maybe do 1 and 3.
the first 3 words you see will define your 2026 😭
Money
New car
Pussy
Money
New car
Pussy
November 25, 2025 at 3:13 PM
the first 3 words you see will define your 2026 😭
1. Pizza
2. Marriage
3. Homosex
I think I could maybe do 1 and 3.
1. Pizza
2. Marriage
3. Homosex
I think I could maybe do 1 and 3.
Weird thing about my childhood is that I was the only child in my family with that last name. Because my father had 3 sisters and their children had their father's last name and my mother had 3 brothers (one died when i was young but he was also gay so..., another never had kids, the last one did)
November 25, 2025 at 3:07 PM
Weird thing about my childhood is that I was the only child in my family with that last name. Because my father had 3 sisters and their children had their father's last name and my mother had 3 brothers (one died when i was young but he was also gay so..., another never had kids, the last one did)
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Google at its peak was basically the best information retrieval system in human history and they and every competitor decided going from there to “you didn’t want answers you wanted half-assed auto-complete 80%-wrong hallucinations” in a few years was the right idea
November 25, 2025 at 1:57 AM
Google at its peak was basically the best information retrieval system in human history and they and every competitor decided going from there to “you didn’t want answers you wanted half-assed auto-complete 80%-wrong hallucinations” in a few years was the right idea
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(I take venlafaxine in real life.)
But anyways, I say Dr. Pepper, it's my favorite drink, plus there's a lot of prestige with the Doctor title, & he won't need to get a PHD.
But anyways, I say Dr. Pepper, it's my favorite drink, plus there's a lot of prestige with the Doctor title, & he won't need to get a PHD.
November 25, 2025 at 2:14 PM
(I take venlafaxine in real life.)
But anyways, I say Dr. Pepper, it's my favorite drink, plus there's a lot of prestige with the Doctor title, & he won't need to get a PHD.
But anyways, I say Dr. Pepper, it's my favorite drink, plus there's a lot of prestige with the Doctor title, & he won't need to get a PHD.
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Me: I'm not funny
Everyone: yeah you are
Me: okay here are some jokes
Most people:
Everyone: yeah you are
Me: okay here are some jokes
Most people:
a stuffed monkey wearing a green shirt and overalls is standing in front of a body of water .
ALT: a stuffed monkey wearing a green shirt and overalls is standing in front of a body of water .
media.tenor.com
November 25, 2025 at 1:12 PM
Me: I'm not funny
Everyone: yeah you are
Me: okay here are some jokes
Most people:
Everyone: yeah you are
Me: okay here are some jokes
Most people:
Jurassic Shart
Is this anything?
Is this anything?
November 25, 2025 at 12:55 PM
Jurassic Shart
Is this anything?
Is this anything?
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tails: sonic, what's the true meaning of christmas?
sonic: none of us are christian, tails.
tails: i know, i'm just curious.
sonic: hmmmm.
sonic: big! what do you think the true meaning of christmas is.
big the cat: i get a 25 dollar best buy gift card and a bag of jellybeans.
sonic: yeah!
sonic: none of us are christian, tails.
tails: i know, i'm just curious.
sonic: hmmmm.
sonic: big! what do you think the true meaning of christmas is.
big the cat: i get a 25 dollar best buy gift card and a bag of jellybeans.
sonic: yeah!
November 25, 2025 at 5:54 AM
tails: sonic, what's the true meaning of christmas?
sonic: none of us are christian, tails.
tails: i know, i'm just curious.
sonic: hmmmm.
sonic: big! what do you think the true meaning of christmas is.
big the cat: i get a 25 dollar best buy gift card and a bag of jellybeans.
sonic: yeah!
sonic: none of us are christian, tails.
tails: i know, i'm just curious.
sonic: hmmmm.
sonic: big! what do you think the true meaning of christmas is.
big the cat: i get a 25 dollar best buy gift card and a bag of jellybeans.
sonic: yeah!
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I blame @th4tgamerchick.bsky.social for "I hope you have a shitty christmas." being stuck in my head even though, realistically it's haggard's fault
November 25, 2025 at 6:12 AM
I blame @th4tgamerchick.bsky.social for "I hope you have a shitty christmas." being stuck in my head even though, realistically it's haggard's fault
Stirfry is an angelic gift from the heavens
November 25, 2025 at 4:40 AM
Stirfry is an angelic gift from the heavens
Lowkey I think a lot of the powerful people pushing for AI videos want it to be a thing so they can claim any evidence against them is AI generated
November 25, 2025 at 4:07 AM
Lowkey I think a lot of the powerful people pushing for AI videos want it to be a thing so they can claim any evidence against them is AI generated
Whoever has a copy of the trump blowing bubba video: Release it lol
November 25, 2025 at 4:06 AM
Whoever has a copy of the trump blowing bubba video: Release it lol
the unfortunate reality of the far right is that in order to get them to change, you have to baby them. Instead of telling them "Maybe you were wrong. It's okay to be wrong." you have to phrase it like this: "Maybe you trusted someone and they had ill intent. I understand how that feels. I've been
November 25, 2025 at 3:50 AM
the unfortunate reality of the far right is that in order to get them to change, you have to baby them. Instead of telling them "Maybe you were wrong. It's okay to be wrong." you have to phrase it like this: "Maybe you trusted someone and they had ill intent. I understand how that feels. I've been
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narrator: 50 years ago...
me: [nods] in 1945
narrator: in 1975...
me: what
me: [nods] in 1945
narrator: in 1975...
me: what
November 25, 2025 at 2:11 AM
narrator: 50 years ago...
me: [nods] in 1945
narrator: in 1975...
me: what
me: [nods] in 1945
narrator: in 1975...
me: what
Main reason I don't stream is I can barely keep every random person who thinks they know me so well just from me chatting in various streams straight, let alone try to balance a ball on my nose while people incorrectly explain my life back to me and also remembering who tf they even are.
November 24, 2025 at 8:39 PM
Main reason I don't stream is I can barely keep every random person who thinks they know me so well just from me chatting in various streams straight, let alone try to balance a ball on my nose while people incorrectly explain my life back to me and also remembering who tf they even are.
The world would be a better place if people asked more questions instead of assuming they knew already.
November 24, 2025 at 8:37 PM
The world would be a better place if people asked more questions instead of assuming they knew already.