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Matt
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Extremely dad online

If you found my post from the Discover feed, please move along
Netflix spent the GDP of Utah and however many years making more Stranger Things and it looks like dog shit
November 27, 2025 at 2:24 AM
I treat myself like absolute trash at stadiums and I think I would like the City of Pittsburgh
At the Pete you can get general Tso’s chicken tenders and fries
November 27, 2025 at 1:47 AM
“Family grift” is as solid a skill set for an AD as I can think of
SOURCE: UL-Monroe is expected to name SJ Tuohy as its next athletic director, @theathletic.com has learned.

Tuohy (yes, the kid from The Blind Side) is currently a deputy AD at Oral Roberts and previously worked his way up at UCF, Arkansas, SMU and Liberty.
November 27, 2025 at 12:20 AM
[evolving to my next dad pokemon form]
November 26, 2025 at 7:56 PM
Extremely weird 2026 statement: Jim L. Mora you could’ve done so much better sweetie
SOURCE: Colorado State is expected to hire UConn's Jim Mora as head coach, @theathletic.com has learned.

Mora and UConn wrapped their regular season on Saturday, a second consecutive 9-win season. Colorado State joins the new Pac-12 next year. (ESPN first reported).
November 26, 2025 at 2:07 PM
Listening to the @shutdownfullcast.bsky.social and i am only just now realizing that three of NYC’s little brother franchises have rhyming names (Mets, Jets, Nets) presumably because it is easier for their average fans to remember
November 26, 2025 at 1:28 PM
Folks I have found the cure to insomnia
November 26, 2025 at 3:29 AM
[finishes this viewing a couple days later]

Our girl dad king, Bob Ferguson
Watching One Battle After Another for the third time, and both the second and third time I’ve had an immensely emotional and protective reaction to this shot
November 26, 2025 at 3:13 AM
Counterpoint: it is very funny.
The idea that the highest-ranked team in a Power 4 conference (Miami) can miss the ACC title game and the CFP is embarrassing for the sport.

Conference realignment messed up everything by making these leagues way too big.
November 26, 2025 at 2:13 AM
He *has* to mean the same brand of oil, right?

RIGHT??
November 26, 2025 at 12:17 AM
It’s raining on the Tuesday before thanksgiving so if you’re thinking of driving in the metro Atlanta area; no you’re not
November 25, 2025 at 9:45 PM
After discussion Mom 86’d the broccoli, as we don’t need any of that green shit
November 25, 2025 at 3:23 PM
Every single native Georgian getting their Ancestry results
Thomas King, the Canadian author who had identified as part-Cherokee throughout his career, said Monday that contrary to what he had believed his entire life, he has no Indigenous ancestry.
Thomas King, Award-Winning Canadian Author, Says He Is Not Indigenous
Thomas King said he felt “ripped in half” on learning he had no Indigenous ancestry. The Canadian author has dedicated his career to writing about Indigenous people.
nyti.ms
November 25, 2025 at 1:19 PM
Overheard at our fancy anniversary dinner: “Well it’s not a great time of year to sell a boat, but it is what it is.”
November 25, 2025 at 12:54 AM
Lane every time someone asks about him
November 24, 2025 at 7:01 PM
Taking the four year old to Topgolf tomorrow
a close up of a red label on a pair of jeans .
ALT: a close up of a red label on a pair of jeans .
media.tenor.com
November 24, 2025 at 6:07 PM
I am worried about Haynes King because hitting him only appears to make him stronger
Yes, it is hate week, but also after last year and what Tech is has done all season to teams, I'm keeping it light up in here. I still think we will win, but King worries me, and I'm not afraid to admit that.
November 24, 2025 at 1:52 PM
Uber in Atlanta, brought to you by Black Ice air fresheners and lingering weed odor
November 24, 2025 at 1:20 PM
November 24, 2025 at 4:06 AM
Watching One Battle After Another for the third time, and both the second and third time I’ve had an immensely emotional and protective reaction to this shot
November 24, 2025 at 2:43 AM
Lane

Laaaaaaaaaane
November 24, 2025 at 1:39 AM
Podcast idea: reviewing older films to see which points modern technology would unravel the plot, and then a re-writing exercise to add the plot problems back in a modern context
November 23, 2025 at 11:02 PM
Go make a Landman about it
November 23, 2025 at 10:42 PM
They’ve demolished the River Mill apartments in Athens, presumably unleashing clouds of aerosolized ethanol and sex in the process
November 23, 2025 at 9:33 PM