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Maximilian Ximenez
@maxximenez.bsky.social
Literary agent, Fortean psychonaut, freelance demiurge and self-defined "asexual libertine." The Eternal September and its consequences have been a disaster for the human race.

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Raymundo Rocket has the most intense "weekend custody only" energy of any widower in fiction
December 21, 2025 at 4:36 PM
This has the same logic as "Hitler was a vegetarian therefore vegetables are evil"
December 21, 2025 at 12:25 AM
Isn't that SMT?
December 20, 2025 at 5:09 PM
I mean this as a compliment, it looks like the kid brother of a transformer who turns into a boombox
December 20, 2025 at 4:05 PM
We can't even elect a woman in America, do you expect the American public to vote for a man with imperfect teeth?
December 20, 2025 at 4:02 PM
"We want Valerian et Laureline!"

"We have Valerian et Laureline at home!"
December 20, 2025 at 3:45 PM
A few months ago I told the American people that the reanimated corpse of the Gipper roams the land seeking fresh human blood. My heart and best intentions tell me that's true. The facts and the evidence tell me that it is not.
December 20, 2025 at 3:17 PM
By contrast, I've been smoking weed almost every day since it was legalized here in NYC and I've gone totally noseblind to the smell of weed. I've walked into a place dank as a phish concert and thought it smelled of febreeze. The same went for tobacco until like, the 90s.
December 20, 2025 at 1:58 AM
Ironically, Little St. James can be described as "BoBo Paradise"
December 18, 2025 at 8:00 PM
What certifications do I need to get a position at the C 'n' C Music Factory?
December 18, 2025 at 4:41 PM
He was in his "energy accumulator" until Ham let all the stank out
December 16, 2025 at 7:26 PM
it was powered by pure clean burning orgone energy
December 16, 2025 at 7:16 PM
it aint called a geek bar for nothing
December 16, 2025 at 1:52 PM