Teacher Max
@maxiedouglas.bsky.social
30 | they/them | writer, lover of trivia, silly guy all around | toddler teacher aka the best paying gig as a non trained clown around
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Fucked up that not eating makes your stomach want to reject food. Like, girl, food needs to go in there!! That's why you're mad!!
February 2, 2026 at 7:13 PM
Fucked up that not eating makes your stomach want to reject food. Like, girl, food needs to go in there!! That's why you're mad!!
I carry pens in my pocket frequently enough I am genuinely considering a pocket protector
January 29, 2026 at 2:36 PM
I carry pens in my pocket frequently enough I am genuinely considering a pocket protector
At first I thought going from the derealization of House of Leaves directly into the classroom would suck, but actually getting a bunch of toddlers to eat and sleep is exactly the kind of grounding I needed
January 26, 2026 at 8:24 PM
At first I thought going from the derealization of House of Leaves directly into the classroom would suck, but actually getting a bunch of toddlers to eat and sleep is exactly the kind of grounding I needed
Had a good day today :)
January 25, 2026 at 2:17 AM
Had a good day today :)
I NEED to get out of the habit of blowing kisses at everything I love. It's gone TOO far
January 24, 2026 at 3:00 AM
I NEED to get out of the habit of blowing kisses at everything I love. It's gone TOO far
Look I don't play Silksong but if you have to draw the bug girl with a fat ass and big boobies to look hot, I don't think you're actually attracted to the bug girl
January 24, 2026 at 2:43 AM
Look I don't play Silksong but if you have to draw the bug girl with a fat ass and big boobies to look hot, I don't think you're actually attracted to the bug girl
Having opinions on punk rock makes me sound so stupid. "Man all the songs on Locust Abortion Technician sound like ass" girl what did you expect
January 21, 2026 at 12:15 AM
Having opinions on punk rock makes me sound so stupid. "Man all the songs on Locust Abortion Technician sound like ass" girl what did you expect
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Look at this beautiful snuggle pile of our big boys Buster, Biggie, and Walter. 🥹
January 16, 2026 at 10:43 PM
Look at this beautiful snuggle pile of our big boys Buster, Biggie, and Walter. 🥹
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Spa day for Huey! This kind of brushing feels good to the pigs but it’s also important for their skin and coat health. 💅🏻
January 17, 2026 at 4:59 AM
Spa day for Huey! This kind of brushing feels good to the pigs but it’s also important for their skin and coat health. 💅🏻
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January 17, 2026 at 7:01 PM
I'm starting to form a thesis on House of Leaves which is incredibly exciting
January 16, 2026 at 6:44 PM
I'm starting to form a thesis on House of Leaves which is incredibly exciting
I like the Butthole Surfers whenever they decide to put music in their songs. When they don't bother to put the music in I don't like them as much
January 15, 2026 at 11:54 PM
I like the Butthole Surfers whenever they decide to put music in their songs. When they don't bother to put the music in I don't like them as much
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Eli and Julian got to try cucumber noodles! The past few weeks have been all about enrichment. Winter is so long and boring, we’ve been thinking of all kinds of ways to give everyone new and interesting experiences.
January 14, 2026 at 5:11 AM
Eli and Julian got to try cucumber noodles! The past few weeks have been all about enrichment. Winter is so long and boring, we’ve been thinking of all kinds of ways to give everyone new and interesting experiences.
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Having a beautiful dream about being transported to an idyllic fantasy realm, only to be suddenly shocked to full eyes-open-in-the-dark wakefulness by the gremlin voice in the back of my head critiquing the worldbuilding.
January 12, 2026 at 7:27 PM
Having a beautiful dream about being transported to an idyllic fantasy realm, only to be suddenly shocked to full eyes-open-in-the-dark wakefulness by the gremlin voice in the back of my head critiquing the worldbuilding.
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The painting is "The Fog Warning", a famous work by American painter Winslow Homer.
It was created in 1885 in oil on canvas.
#art #painting #painters #artists #galleryart
It was created in 1885 in oil on canvas.
#art #painting #painters #artists #galleryart
January 11, 2026 at 10:10 AM
The painting is "The Fog Warning", a famous work by American painter Winslow Homer.
It was created in 1885 in oil on canvas.
#art #painting #painters #artists #galleryart
It was created in 1885 in oil on canvas.
#art #painting #painters #artists #galleryart
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January 10, 2026 at 12:53 AM
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Reading House of Leaves and the Area X trilogy at the same time is insane. I highly recommend it. The interplay between the stories has, I think, enhanced my appreciation of both.
January 9, 2026 at 10:59 PM
Reading House of Leaves and the Area X trilogy at the same time is insane. I highly recommend it. The interplay between the stories has, I think, enhanced my appreciation of both.
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Albert Bierstadt (German-American, 1830-1902)
After a Norther, Bahamas
Oil on canvas, 54 3/4 x 84 3/4 in
Haggin Museum
#art #painting #artist #BlueSkyArt
After a Norther, Bahamas
Oil on canvas, 54 3/4 x 84 3/4 in
Haggin Museum
#art #painting #artist #BlueSkyArt
January 8, 2026 at 10:39 AM
Albert Bierstadt (German-American, 1830-1902)
After a Norther, Bahamas
Oil on canvas, 54 3/4 x 84 3/4 in
Haggin Museum
#art #painting #artist #BlueSkyArt
After a Norther, Bahamas
Oil on canvas, 54 3/4 x 84 3/4 in
Haggin Museum
#art #painting #artist #BlueSkyArt
Reading more House of Leaves today and keep thinking of this exchange
January 7, 2026 at 11:50 PM
Reading more House of Leaves today and keep thinking of this exchange
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George Grosz.
Sonniges Land: Kindergedichte
[Sunny Land: Poems for children]
(1920), watercolor
16.5 x 11.5 in. (41.8 x 29.3 cm.)
Sonniges Land: Kindergedichte
[Sunny Land: Poems for children]
(1920), watercolor
16.5 x 11.5 in. (41.8 x 29.3 cm.)
January 3, 2026 at 3:48 PM
George Grosz.
Sonniges Land: Kindergedichte
[Sunny Land: Poems for children]
(1920), watercolor
16.5 x 11.5 in. (41.8 x 29.3 cm.)
Sonniges Land: Kindergedichte
[Sunny Land: Poems for children]
(1920), watercolor
16.5 x 11.5 in. (41.8 x 29.3 cm.)
Thinking about how last weekend, helping in the kitchen, I tried to say, "Let me peel the potatoes!"
Except what came out of my mouth was, "Let me skin the tomatoes!"
Except what came out of my mouth was, "Let me skin the tomatoes!"
December 25, 2025 at 7:08 AM
Thinking about how last weekend, helping in the kitchen, I tried to say, "Let me peel the potatoes!"
Except what came out of my mouth was, "Let me skin the tomatoes!"
Except what came out of my mouth was, "Let me skin the tomatoes!"
I am so warm and cozy in my lovely bed in my clean room and am full of good will and love for everyone around me!
December 25, 2025 at 4:12 AM
I am so warm and cozy in my lovely bed in my clean room and am full of good will and love for everyone around me!