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40 is the new 25
Transformers, Magic, and other assorted nerdery
It's simple, really
February 6, 2026 at 11:17 PM
Even in the uncropped image, I don't understand how anyone can look at this and empathize with the masked agent over the guy on his knees crying. Especially with the red-tinged flag behind them, it's really clear who the villain is here, and it's not Alex.
February 2, 2026 at 3:54 PM
This woman is 54 years old now, what the hell
January 27, 2026 at 11:50 PM
If you see this, post a Transformer.
January 17, 2026 at 4:15 PM
Idiocracy's premise of "intelligence as a genetic trait" doesn't hold up well, but it was spot on in showing how corporations will chase profit at the expense of all else, including society itself. I figure we're less than a year out from a CBS version of this:
January 14, 2026 at 2:22 PM
January 14, 2026 at 2:04 AM
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January 2, 2026 at 2:07 AM
If I had a nickel for every time between 2007 and 2008 that EA published a new IP first-person puzzle-platformer with a WOC as the main character and a song called "Still Alive"playing over the credits, I'd have two nickels. Which isn't a lot, but it's weird it happened twice.
December 24, 2025 at 3:54 PM
There needs to be a rule that losers of presidential elections have to leave public life forever
December 15, 2025 at 11:04 PM
We finally found the tipping point for Trump supporters
December 15, 2025 at 5:19 PM
November 27, 2025 at 9:11 PM
November 26, 2025 at 5:53 AM
Spending billions of dollars and boiling a lake to get the computer to say "forbidden" words. Back in my day you could do that for free!
November 24, 2025 at 4:20 PM
About to find out!
November 16, 2025 at 8:03 PM
Third by my count, but only on a technicality
November 5, 2025 at 4:30 PM
Sonic CDs Nuts
October 28, 2025 at 12:33 AM
Yeah, sorry, my brain is broken in the way that means I can only contextualize real world events in quotes from popular culture sci-fi movies.
October 21, 2025 at 2:38 PM
Okay sure
October 21, 2025 at 2:35 PM
Agreed
October 15, 2025 at 2:50 PM
This bullshit is going to drive me insane. The amount of our economy that exists as data on a spreadsheet disconnected from any real value is maddening.
September 30, 2025 at 4:32 AM
It's the fucking underpants gnomes, every time. These tech bros really believe that once they make their AI smart enough, it will tell them how to make a profit.
September 23, 2025 at 2:36 PM
Same
September 9, 2025 at 5:21 PM
Have you considered the noble 40% layout, with a modestly-sized space key?
September 6, 2025 at 1:40 PM
Post a random picture or else everything will go bad in September
September 2, 2025 at 3:44 PM
I just showed my wife the new Cracker Barrel logo, and her take was "I'm okay with it, but now it looks like Golden Corral" and yeah they're like mirror universe versions of each other almost.
August 23, 2025 at 11:26 PM