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MaxBoi @maxboi.nekoweb.org · Jun 4
sona refsheet 2.0 yaaaayyyy
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Had a dream that there was global panic about the world running out of oxygen, Nintendo was the only video game company to make a statement about it, and the internet collectively spent its final hours on Earth debating whether Nintendo was being genuine or not
A fabricated statement from Nintendo of America's Twitter account addressing a fictitious scenario in which the Earth's oxygen supply is presumed to be depleting at a rapid pace, leaving humanity with mere days to live. "This is Miyamoto. On behalf of everyone who is employed at Nintendo Co. LTD and its subsidiaries, we deeply mourn the countless human lives which will be lost due to the depletion of the global oxygen supply. To anyone who has ever played one of our games, we are eternally grateful to have created long-lasting fun and memories for you. To ease the suffering of families and children across the world, the Mario Kart World game for the Nintendo Switch 2 system will be available as a free download on Nintendo eShop for the foreseeable future. We hope this small gesture of kindness will ease the pain as humanity prepares for a worst-case scenario." The statement is distastefully plastered with logos for Nintendo and Nintendo Switch 2, as well as with a render of Mario from Mario Kart World. A fabricated Twitter thread responding to the fabricated Nintendo statement. John Default Profile Picture: "No one read this statement and thought it was distasteful? Why did Miyamoto think this would help anyone?" NintenDeen: "Simple: Nintendo is so depraved that they'd exploit a global crisis to boost the player count of the failed Mario Kart World and force consumers back into the Switch 2 ecosystem to boost sales and player numbers." A fabricated Twitter thread responding to the fabricated Nintendo statement. PlayStation Nation: "What the fuck are you doing falsely advertising sales during these trying times? I went to the website and Mario Kart World is still selling for $80 USD." Kremling Kevin: "If you actually read the statement, it clearly says the discount is available on Nintendo eShop. Meaning the application on the Switch 2 itself, not the web browser version." PlayStation Nation: "Point still stands." A fabricated Tweet responding to the fabricated Nintendo statement. Isaboner: "Nothing for Switch 1 owners?"
February 14, 2026 at 8:07 PM
maxboi.nekoweb.org
the valentines is coming for You .
look out
February 14, 2026 at 6:13 PM
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caddicarus.bsky.social
Cerys got me a love-themed Kinder Surprise egg today, this was the toy inside it

Happy Valentine’s Dump Truck, everyone
February 14, 2026 at 6:02 PM
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February 14, 2026 at 5:44 AM
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2manystripes.bsky.social
we live in the ruins of a greater civilization
February 13, 2026 at 3:12 AM
maxboi.nekoweb.org
fuck off
a screenshot from katamari damacy reroll that says "67. 67 twins."
February 13, 2026 at 3:44 AM
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icecreamjaxxie.bsky.social
THE LOUD HOUSE HAS ENDED
February 12, 2026 at 11:02 PM
maxboi.nekoweb.org
vegasaur's randomize feature is fun to mess around with
February 11, 2026 at 5:47 AM
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icecreamjaxxie.bsky.social
if having a fascination with logos and tv bumpers and stuff like that doesn't show how autistic i am idk what will
February 7, 2026 at 5:47 AM
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block-618.com
bored. have aero edge icon
February 7, 2026 at 10:31 PM
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strongbadnofoolin.bsky.social
Carry on.
an image of bubs concession stand at sunset. there's an empty plastic drinking cup on top of the sign. the marquee says "DISA5TER AVERTED."
February 4, 2026 at 7:17 PM
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tobikumori.bsky.social
February 3, 2026 at 11:52 PM
maxboi.nekoweb.org
yall we are so fucking back
Current State of Adobe Animate Adobe Animate is in maintenance mode. While we are no longer adding new features to Animate, we will continue to support it and provide ongoing security and bug fixes. More importantly Animate will continue to be available for both new and existing users. This is a change from what we communicated in the email yesterday for the status of Adobe Animate, its time-frame, and availability. To be clear, we are not discontinuing or removing access to Adobe Animate and it will continue to be available to both existing and new customers.
February 4, 2026 at 3:25 AM
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tylerglaiel.com
It cannot be overstated, fuck Adobe

They should open source this instead of ending it
February 2, 2026 at 6:49 PM
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furry-hater.bsky.social
Yogurt spot claiming that 41 toppings is almost a gazillion with the caption on it saying: "Hey so actually it's fucking not though"
February 2, 2026 at 8:19 PM
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WHAT DO YOU FUCKING MEAN
"Adobe Animate will be discontinued effective March 1, 2026, and will no longer be available on Adobe.com. Enterprise customers can access the application, download their content, and receive technical support until March 1, 2029. For all other customers, technical support, application access, and the ability to download content will be available until March 1, 2027."
February 2, 2026 at 10:08 PM
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rebane2001.bsky.social
i made a version of wikipedia you can doomscroll
xikipedia.org
February 1, 2026 at 11:43 PM
maxboi.nekoweb.org
2010 prototype cartoon network logo my beloved
February 2, 2026 at 4:43 AM
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puzzylpiece.xyz
it's pretty clear i haven't been taking this "break" quite seriously at all. there's just too much going on. to quote someone i hold close to my heart, there's always arguments, fighting, drama, the political and social issues (which have only been accelerated due to a certain thing being released recently), irl stuff, all of my friends are sad all the time, and theres nothing i can do. i'm actually so fucking mentally eroded it's not even funny anymore. in my mind there's only one solution i can think of. i'm shutting everything down. starting 30 minutes after i send this message i'm going to begin logging off. i'll finish the seven commissions i still owe privately and then i will not be communicating through my socials further until i have 100% decided i have healed and it is safe for me to return. i'm so sorry to everyone i'm going to let down due to this complete blackout but i have literally tried everything else i'm capable of trying except for this and it's basically my last resort. my final message to everyone here for now - please remember to talk to the people you hold close and love when you get the chance, you really don't know when the last time you'll see them will be. i love you all so much. please don't worry about me. -puz
February 1, 2026 at 7:16 PM
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A messages from @maxboi.nekoweb.org
"Hello yes it is me Max boy from the famous blue skies website i am here to tell you that i cannot post no more because i am out of Mony. Please donate $100 in Chinese Yuan so i can afford to keeps my blue sky accoun before i get deleted for no moineys. Thank you please donate at"
February 1, 2026 at 8:17 AM
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saw this on twitter, thought id bring it over here #miiquality
text that reads "I will be buying Tomodachi Life to support the development of future, more inclusive installments in the Tomodachi series. (And you should, too!)" above the hashtag "#Miiquality"
January 29, 2026 at 11:52 PM
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roxieproxy.bsky.social
They're calling Nintendo Switch the wokest console ever devised
January 29, 2026 at 2:26 PM
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mcsquiddies.serball.net
WOKE IS ALIVE AND WELL
January 29, 2026 at 2:04 PM
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puzzylpiece.xyz
u guys do realize this is a temporary break right. im seeing some people freak out over me "leaving the internet forever" and like that is not the case at all. i just want some time away, im just not sure how long

oomf gave me a cowboy font as a farewell gift yesterday so i'm not gonna pass this up
a sketch of my sona in a cowboy outfit, with the text "Happy Trails, Partner" above him in a French Clarendon slab serif (typical Western / cowboy style) typeface
January 27, 2026 at 1:31 PM