M.A.
@maxamari.bsky.social
They/them. Lawyer. Potter. Please don't talk to cops. I'm begging you.
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teenage lesbian necromancers in space be like
December 24, 2025 at 3:32 PM
teenage lesbian necromancers in space be like
This is fucking insane.
December 20, 2025 at 2:49 PM
This is fucking insane.
I am pleased to announce that I am the same height as Sabrina and a shoebill.
Short kings and all that.
Short kings and all that.
December 19, 2025 at 11:17 PM
I am pleased to announce that I am the same height as Sabrina and a shoebill.
Short kings and all that.
Short kings and all that.
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and tiny tim, who was NOT in the epstein files,
December 18, 2025 at 7:52 PM
and tiny tim, who was NOT in the epstein files,
I'm so getting arrested.
Our new golden age of free speech, where opposition to immigration enforcement can trigger a federal investigation
December 19, 2025 at 2:46 AM
I'm so getting arrested.
I hate everything.
In addition to this administration trying to kill kids, and they're also coming for our binders? OUR BINDERS.
December 19, 2025 at 2:29 AM
I hate everything.
I am really over christmas. I'm tired of grieving.
But I'm watching Werewolf Santa. Highly recommended so far.
So, Merry Christmas, ya filthy animals.
But I'm watching Werewolf Santa. Highly recommended so far.
So, Merry Christmas, ya filthy animals.
December 18, 2025 at 1:35 AM
I am really over christmas. I'm tired of grieving.
But I'm watching Werewolf Santa. Highly recommended so far.
So, Merry Christmas, ya filthy animals.
But I'm watching Werewolf Santa. Highly recommended so far.
So, Merry Christmas, ya filthy animals.
I plan to finish making all my holiday gifts today.
That's... a lot.
That's... a lot.
December 13, 2025 at 5:32 PM
I plan to finish making all my holiday gifts today.
That's... a lot.
That's... a lot.
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I'm watching the lesbian cowgirl Christmas movie and really loving my life choices this evening.
December 12, 2025 at 11:35 PM
I'm watching the lesbian cowgirl Christmas movie and really loving my life choices this evening.
I'm thinking I have to move my kiln inside or I have to basically not do pottery until late April.
December 9, 2025 at 3:06 AM
I'm thinking I have to move my kiln inside or I have to basically not do pottery until late April.
I have an almost-migraine and it sucks.
December 9, 2025 at 1:59 AM
I have an almost-migraine and it sucks.
They are constantly threatening me with a good time.
bugs bunny was literally the first guy in drag i ever saw but ok
December 6, 2025 at 3:09 PM
They are constantly threatening me with a good time.
I fucking hate these transphobes.
So much.
So much.
Kudos for these women for standing up and doing the right thing but they're trying to ban trans women from e-sports now? Absolutely ridiculous.
Women gamers boycott global esports tournament over trans ban
Several teams of female gamers have dropped out of the Dead by Daylight Women's World Cup after trans women were banned.
www.out.com
December 6, 2025 at 1:44 PM
I fucking hate these transphobes.
So much.
So much.
Um, Pluribus is about a grumpy, unhappy lesbian and, like, I'm just saying representation matters.
December 3, 2025 at 2:43 AM
Um, Pluribus is about a grumpy, unhappy lesbian and, like, I'm just saying representation matters.
Me & Momo.
The little cat meows at the wizard. He meows back. The little cat looks offended.
November 27, 2025 at 4:14 AM
Me & Momo.
As a death penalty defense attorney, this ghastly spectacle has always bothered me.
President Trump brought grievances to the Thanksgiving pardoning ceremony on Tuesday. He joked about sending the turkeys to a prison in El Salvador, and claimed that last year's turkey pardons were invalid. n.pr/48nUsYx
Trump spares turkeys — but not his political opponents — at annual pardoning ceremony
President Trump brought grievances to the Thanksgiving pardoning ceremony on Tuesday. He joked about sending the turkeys to a prison in El Salvador, and claimed that last year's turkey pardons were invalid.
n.pr
November 26, 2025 at 12:21 PM
As a death penalty defense attorney, this ghastly spectacle has always bothered me.
Guillermo Del Toro may be the only person I'd be OK with remaking The Goonies.
If you were a despotic president, what movie would you force Hollywood to make? I want to see Quentin's Star Trek movie or maybe Kill Bill Vol 3.
November 26, 2025 at 4:03 AM
Guillermo Del Toro may be the only person I'd be OK with remaking The Goonies.
This is a real choice after the ruling out the EU today...
Countries that have abortion access, DEI policies or protection for LGBTQ+ people will be considered “human rights violators“ by the Trump regime
We’re in the upside down.
www.forbes.com/sites/maryro...
We’re in the upside down.
www.forbes.com/sites/maryro...
Abortion And DEI Policies Now Considered Violations Of Human Rights, U.S. Says
The Trump administration has overhauled how the State Department conducts its annual Human Rights Report.
www.forbes.com
November 25, 2025 at 11:38 PM
This is a real choice after the ruling out the EU today...
It is shut the fuck up Friday, friends.
Don't talk to cops!
Even if you're a member of congress.
Don't talk to cops!
Even if you're a member of congress.
MS NOW confirms: The FBI is working with Capitol Police to schedule interviews with the six Democratic lawmakers who urged service members to refuse to comply with illegal orders.
November 25, 2025 at 7:42 PM
It is shut the fuck up Friday, friends.
Don't talk to cops!
Even if you're a member of congress.
Don't talk to cops!
Even if you're a member of congress.
The buff wood-chopping lesbian from Instagram but instead it's way-upper-midwest lesbians that are absolutely ripped from shoveling snow.
November 25, 2025 at 1:13 PM
The buff wood-chopping lesbian from Instagram but instead it's way-upper-midwest lesbians that are absolutely ripped from shoveling snow.
Issac Chotiner got my cat to admit that she had actually been fed and was being melodramatic in hopes of getting fed again.
isaac chotiner came to my house and tricked me into admitting we weren’t out of ice cream in front of my five year old daughter
November 25, 2025 at 3:13 AM
Issac Chotiner got my cat to admit that she had actually been fed and was being melodramatic in hopes of getting fed again.
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As temperatures drop, our phone lines light up with community members worried about stray and community cats. While it is wonderful that people care, rescues & shelters everywhere are at capacity. However, there are simple ways you can help outdoor cats stay safe and warm this winter.
November 22, 2025 at 5:00 PM
As temperatures drop, our phone lines light up with community members worried about stray and community cats. While it is wonderful that people care, rescues & shelters everywhere are at capacity. However, there are simple ways you can help outdoor cats stay safe and warm this winter.