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Maura
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I need to put my phone down
The masses would say Dane Cook but I say Olympia Dukakis
Who's the most famous alum of your high school?

I'll go first: David Draiman of Disturbed
guys i just found out i went to the same high school as howard lutnick. please respect my privacy at this time.
February 12, 2026 at 1:29 PM
February 9, 2026 at 8:27 PM
Happy for Mike Macdonald
February 9, 2026 at 3:42 AM
Whither pitchers and catchers
February 9, 2026 at 3:29 AM
Goodnight nurse
February 9, 2026 at 2:59 AM
They weren’t saying Boo-urns
February 7, 2026 at 2:59 AM
Documentaries are yassifying people to protect anonymity and I just don’t know about that cc @michcoll.bsky.social
February 5, 2026 at 3:50 AM
Just said thank you to an AI drive thru we’re cooked
February 1, 2026 at 12:02 AM
It’s silly and small, but one of my favorite things ever is Meryl Streep exclaiming “Catherine O’Hara! I mean all my favorite people are here” during her AFI acceptance speech @joereid.bsky.social
January 31, 2026 at 3:51 AM
5 jobs I’ve had:
-Dog walker
-Bookstore clerk
-Walgreens One Hour Photo staff
-Veterinary ICU nurse
-Veterinarian (Internal Medicine specialist)
5 jobs I’ve had

- Law firm clerk on long-settled Exxon Valdez case
- Temp agency placement guy
- Software salesman
- Amazon dot com Sr. Editor
- National public radio host (but not National Public Radio host)
5 Jobs I've had

Drain tile installer
Sports photographer
Typesetter
Web developer
Content strategist
January 30, 2026 at 1:24 AM
Going back and reading @milesklee.bsky.social The Rip thread after watching and frankly not enough Wilbur mentions
January 27, 2026 at 2:59 AM
A bearded Ben Affleck and a bearded Kyle Chandler in The Rip is not something I’m emotionally prepared for
January 27, 2026 at 1:56 AM
Gregory Bovino died as he lived-farting uncontrollably while deploying a tear gas canister in his face
January 27, 2026 at 12:07 AM
With all Minnesota is dealing with they should not have to watch Sam Darnold in the Super Bowl
January 26, 2026 at 3:28 AM
Sean McVay is dissociating
January 26, 2026 at 2:45 AM
I love a 2.5 quarter football game 😬 (but I’ll take it!)
January 25, 2026 at 11:04 PM
Like I knew this guy was a narcissistic asshole from the documentary, but this is just……..
January 23, 2026 at 8:21 PM
What if The Rock breaks the news again
January 21, 2026 at 5:39 AM
Do we dare pray
January 21, 2026 at 5:36 AM
January 20, 2026 at 8:27 PM
Southland is on Netflix 🙏🏼
January 20, 2026 at 2:42 PM
Je suis Hoosier
January 20, 2026 at 4:19 AM
Ok college football players with bare calves is this a new thing?
January 20, 2026 at 3:46 AM
Greenhouse Cafe, Harvard Square. Was it “great food”? No. Were the cashier ladies mean? Yes. But I miss their tuna melts, and the best chocolate shakes
Sunday night timeline cleanse

please tell me about your favorite lost restaurant (closed for at least 5 years, like I really want you to go back into the vault), why you loved it and what you ate there
January 19, 2026 at 1:55 AM
Bo Nix looks like he should be in Cobra Kai
January 18, 2026 at 1:18 AM