Matt Baldwin
@mattycantfail.bsky.social
Apple Music. You’ll have to speak up I’m wearing a towel.
Xavi!!!! Finally!!!!!
December 6, 2025 at 3:44 PM
Xavi!!!! Finally!!!!!
Not sure there’s an organization that has less respect for their customers than New Jersey Transit. What an absolute disaster day after day.
December 5, 2025 at 1:46 AM
Not sure there’s an organization that has less respect for their customers than New Jersey Transit. What an absolute disaster day after day.
As quite possibly the last remaining Mariota truther — this has been an absolute joy.
December 1, 2025 at 4:56 AM
As quite possibly the last remaining Mariota truther — this has been an absolute joy.
Micky Van de Ven is the only Spur I trust right now.
November 29, 2025 at 8:27 PM
Micky Van de Ven is the only Spur I trust right now.
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Neither of those goals are on Thomas Frank. That is a loser bunch of loser players being losers.
November 29, 2025 at 8:10 PM
Neither of those goals are on Thomas Frank. That is a loser bunch of loser players being losers.
This Clippers team is so incredibly cooked. There is not a single player on the roster that should not be available via trade right now. That includes Zu.
What an absolute nightmare.
What an absolute nightmare.
November 29, 2025 at 5:17 AM
This Clippers team is so incredibly cooked. There is not a single player on the roster that should not be available via trade right now. That includes Zu.
What an absolute nightmare.
What an absolute nightmare.
Just cannot wait for the Kawhi era to finally end.
November 26, 2025 at 6:21 AM
Just cannot wait for the Kawhi era to finally end.
Niners win. That’s all that matters.
Brock had a bad game. Sometimes it’s as simple as that.
Brock had a bad game. Sometimes it’s as simple as that.
November 25, 2025 at 4:01 AM
Niners win. That’s all that matters.
Brock had a bad game. Sometimes it’s as simple as that.
Brock had a bad game. Sometimes it’s as simple as that.
Brock needs to take what the defense is giving him instead of playing hero ball. When he does that - the Niners move the ball.
November 25, 2025 at 2:02 AM
Brock needs to take what the defense is giving him instead of playing hero ball. When he does that - the Niners move the ball.
Matt Freese has been incredible today. New York City FC is 10 mins away from a trip to Miami. Let’s go!!!!
November 24, 2025 at 2:44 AM
Matt Freese has been incredible today. New York City FC is 10 mins away from a trip to Miami. Let’s go!!!!
Whoa!!!
November 19, 2025 at 3:51 AM
Whoa!!!
Welcome back Brock Purdy
November 16, 2025 at 9:19 PM
Welcome back Brock Purdy
James Harden deserves a statue outside of Intuit.
November 15, 2025 at 4:41 AM
James Harden deserves a statue outside of Intuit.
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Look, Donald Trump may have had a lengthy, well documented friendship with America’s most famous pedophile, and he may have spent decades giving quotes like “if there’s one thing I love, its beautiful girls—young ones, too,” but I just need 4-5 more drops of damning evidence to buy these accusations
November 12, 2025 at 6:19 PM
Look, Donald Trump may have had a lengthy, well documented friendship with America’s most famous pedophile, and he may have spent decades giving quotes like “if there’s one thing I love, its beautiful girls—young ones, too,” but I just need 4-5 more drops of damning evidence to buy these accusations
Kittle was absolutely set. Second week in a row that’s been called on the Niners egregiously and cost them dearly this time.
Remember this when the NFL gambling scandal hits.
Remember this when the NFL gambling scandal hits.
November 9, 2025 at 11:56 PM
Kittle was absolutely set. Second week in a row that’s been called on the Niners egregiously and cost them dearly this time.
Remember this when the NFL gambling scandal hits.
Remember this when the NFL gambling scandal hits.
I don’t think that the 49ers pull this one out — but the fight they show has been incredible.
November 9, 2025 at 11:42 PM
I don’t think that the 49ers pull this one out — but the fight they show has been incredible.
Guys. These Ducks are for real and Leo Carlsson is officially making The Leap™️.
This rules!!!
This rules!!!
November 9, 2025 at 5:57 AM
Guys. These Ducks are for real and Leo Carlsson is officially making The Leap™️.
This rules!!!
This rules!!!
This Ducks team is just so much fun.
And might be actually good.
And might be actually good.
November 7, 2025 at 2:41 AM
This Ducks team is just so much fun.
And might be actually good.
And might be actually good.
This is legitimately the most exciting election outcome of my adult life. Obama was cool. Biden was too (for Trump reasons) but this…this feels different.
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November 5, 2025 at 3:14 AM
This is legitimately the most exciting election outcome of my adult life. Obama was cool. Biden was too (for Trump reasons) but this…this feels different.
I moved out of Brooklyn to New Jersey in 2020 (still work in the city) and haven’t missed being there all that much.
Today - not being able to vote for Zohran - is the first time I legitimately miss living there.
Today - not being able to vote for Zohran - is the first time I legitimately miss living there.
November 5, 2025 at 1:13 AM
I moved out of Brooklyn to New Jersey in 2020 (still work in the city) and haven’t missed being there all that much.
Today - not being able to vote for Zohran - is the first time I legitimately miss living there.
Today - not being able to vote for Zohran - is the first time I legitimately miss living there.
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there was a time i never thought i could hate a politician more than i hated that guy. in retrospect, very naive of me
November 4, 2025 at 12:32 PM
there was a time i never thought i could hate a politician more than i hated that guy. in retrospect, very naive of me
This officiating crew in the Niners/Giants game is absolutely horrendous.
Can’t help but wonder what gambling nonsense is affecting these calls.
Can’t help but wonder what gambling nonsense is affecting these calls.
November 2, 2025 at 8:02 PM
This officiating crew in the Niners/Giants game is absolutely horrendous.
Can’t help but wonder what gambling nonsense is affecting these calls.
Can’t help but wonder what gambling nonsense is affecting these calls.
One last thought on the World Series.
As an Angels fan - my hatred of the Dodgers doesn’t really extend to Shohei. I’m glad he’s getting what he deserves and truthfully wish Mike Trout would as well.
Arte Moreno is where my Ohtani anger goes to - as it should with every Angels fan.
As an Angels fan - my hatred of the Dodgers doesn’t really extend to Shohei. I’m glad he’s getting what he deserves and truthfully wish Mike Trout would as well.
Arte Moreno is where my Ohtani anger goes to - as it should with every Angels fan.
November 2, 2025 at 6:00 AM
One last thought on the World Series.
As an Angels fan - my hatred of the Dodgers doesn’t really extend to Shohei. I’m glad he’s getting what he deserves and truthfully wish Mike Trout would as well.
Arte Moreno is where my Ohtani anger goes to - as it should with every Angels fan.
As an Angels fan - my hatred of the Dodgers doesn’t really extend to Shohei. I’m glad he’s getting what he deserves and truthfully wish Mike Trout would as well.
Arte Moreno is where my Ohtani anger goes to - as it should with every Angels fan.