Glizzy McGuire
@mattsevits.bsky.social
👽 Just another useless piece of space junk.
🌲 Usually floating around Oregon
💫 Mostly here to clown around
👨🏻💻✨ he/him 🦻🏻 Hearing aid user and 🏳️🌈
🌲 Usually floating around Oregon
💫 Mostly here to clown around
👨🏻💻✨ he/him 🦻🏻 Hearing aid user and 🏳️🌈
Jake Shears declaring his body a “dad bod” is annoying as hell
November 28, 2025 at 10:53 PM
Jake Shears declaring his body a “dad bod” is annoying as hell
I bought a Suri toothbrush. That’s the extent of my Black Friday shopping 😅
November 28, 2025 at 4:54 PM
I bought a Suri toothbrush. That’s the extent of my Black Friday shopping 😅
might fuck around and buy a powerball ticket…
November 28, 2025 at 4:09 AM
might fuck around and buy a powerball ticket…
Reposted by Glizzy McGuire
thinking of her today
November 27, 2025 at 3:07 PM
thinking of her today
I’m not too confident I could accurately identify Felicity Jones, Rachel Brosnahan and Alicia Vikander in a lineup.
a man is making a funny face with the words look identical behind him
Alt: a man is making a funny face with the words “they look identical”
media.tenor.com
November 28, 2025 at 3:37 AM
I’m not too confident I could accurately identify Felicity Jones, Rachel Brosnahan and Alicia Vikander in a lineup.
“Meat tenderizer”
November 27, 2025 at 9:18 PM
“Meat tenderizer”
Ohhh so Green Bay’s coach is a cutie
November 27, 2025 at 7:27 PM
Ohhh so Green Bay’s coach is a cutie
Can’t wait for the incestuous Folgers commercial to come back this holiday season
a man and a woman are in a kitchen and the man is wearing a shirt that says ' chicago ' on it
Alt: The brother and sister from Folgers’ incest ad
media.tenor.com
November 27, 2025 at 6:16 PM
Can’t wait for the incestuous Folgers commercial to come back this holiday season
This firecracker would have been 46 today 💙 Happy birthday, Tommy
November 27, 2025 at 4:09 PM
This firecracker would have been 46 today 💙 Happy birthday, Tommy
Sam Sparro’s “Black & Gold” is an amazing song (and a deep cut?) that I definitely did not expect to see on DWTS
November 27, 2025 at 6:20 AM
Sam Sparro’s “Black & Gold” is an amazing song (and a deep cut?) that I definitely did not expect to see on DWTS
Alan Bersten raw me challenge
a man in a tuxedo and bow tie smiles in front of a woman
Alt: Animated GIF of Alan Bersten looking shocked
media.tenor.com
November 27, 2025 at 6:06 AM
Alan Bersten raw me challenge
Reposted by Glizzy McGuire
who up hitting they weak point for massive damage
November 27, 2025 at 5:55 AM
who up hitting they weak point for massive damage
Remember: If you’ve ever thought, “I would lose friends if people knew what I feel about [X],” it’s okay to not post that thought online ❤️
November 27, 2025 at 5:48 AM
Remember: If you’ve ever thought, “I would lose friends if people knew what I feel about [X],” it’s okay to not post that thought online ❤️
Reposted by Glizzy McGuire
OK, so, let’s assume it’s true that Dancing With the Stars is rigged… My question is this: Who is rigging this show in ~Robert Irwin’s~ favor and why?? It’s not like he has powerful PR trying get him more publicity… right? Would producers rig it just to say they have brother-and-sister winners?
November 27, 2025 at 4:41 AM
OK, so, let’s assume it’s true that Dancing With the Stars is rigged… My question is this: Who is rigging this show in ~Robert Irwin’s~ favor and why?? It’s not like he has powerful PR trying get him more publicity… right? Would producers rig it just to say they have brother-and-sister winners?
I have a lil crush on the current reigning Jeopardy! champion, Harrison 🥹
November 27, 2025 at 3:29 AM
I have a lil crush on the current reigning Jeopardy! champion, Harrison 🥹
LOL my stepmom is a distant descendant of Solomon Spalding (Google him) and she’s telling me how his fictional manuscript was stolen and maybe turned into the Book of Mormon?? As a former Mormon… I’m sat.
Bill Hader Eating Popcorn GIF
Alt: Bill Hader Eating Popcorn GIF
media.tenor.com
November 27, 2025 at 12:11 AM
LOL my stepmom is a distant descendant of Solomon Spalding (Google him) and she’s telling me how his fictional manuscript was stolen and maybe turned into the Book of Mormon?? As a former Mormon… I’m sat.
Twilight Princess is so frustrating to me: I just want to play a Zelda game and instead I’m stuck playing Balto half the time 😩
November 25, 2025 at 8:37 AM
Twilight Princess is so frustrating to me: I just want to play a Zelda game and instead I’m stuck playing Balto half the time 😩
OK, time to re-watch Wicked before I see For Good tomorrow 🩷💚
November 24, 2025 at 2:50 AM
OK, time to re-watch Wicked before I see For Good tomorrow 🩷💚
Thinking back fondly on thanksgivings and xmases of yore when I lived in a big house and hosted lots of people for the holidays 🥹
November 24, 2025 at 12:47 AM
Thinking back fondly on thanksgivings and xmases of yore when I lived in a big house and hosted lots of people for the holidays 🥹
My name is Keri
I’m so very
Fly, oh my
It’s a little bit scary
Boys wanna marry
Looking at my derri-ère
You can stare
But if you touch it Imma bury
I’m so very
Fly, oh my
It’s a little bit scary
Boys wanna marry
Looking at my derri-ère
You can stare
But if you touch it Imma bury
November 23, 2025 at 9:54 PM
My name is Keri
I’m so very
Fly, oh my
It’s a little bit scary
Boys wanna marry
Looking at my derri-ère
You can stare
But if you touch it Imma bury
I’m so very
Fly, oh my
It’s a little bit scary
Boys wanna marry
Looking at my derri-ère
You can stare
But if you touch it Imma bury
When your friend offers you a ticket to see Mrs. Doubtfire, you go! It was cute — and the girl who played Lydia had an incredible voice
November 23, 2025 at 5:13 AM
When your friend offers you a ticket to see Mrs. Doubtfire, you go! It was cute — and the girl who played Lydia had an incredible voice
Can I say something controversial yet brave?
We can stop putting hot honey and sweet jalapeños on every menu now.
We can stop putting hot honey and sweet jalapeños on every menu now.
November 22, 2025 at 5:27 PM
Can I say something controversial yet brave?
We can stop putting hot honey and sweet jalapeños on every menu now.
We can stop putting hot honey and sweet jalapeños on every menu now.
Gmail is such a hellscape now... Who else remembers Google's now-dead project Inbox, which was beautiful and fast and easy to use??
November 21, 2025 at 7:00 PM
Gmail is such a hellscape now... Who else remembers Google's now-dead project Inbox, which was beautiful and fast and easy to use??
The coolest part of getting older is watching all the little ones around me growing up into awesome little adults 🥹
November 21, 2025 at 6:14 PM
The coolest part of getting older is watching all the little ones around me growing up into awesome little adults 🥹