Glizzy McGuire
@mattsevits.bsky.social
👽 Just another useless piece of space junk.
🌲 Usually floating around Oregon
💫 Mostly here to clown around
👨🏻💻✨ he/him 🦻🏻 Hearing aid user and 🏳️🌈
🌲 Usually floating around Oregon
💫 Mostly here to clown around
👨🏻💻✨ he/him 🦻🏻 Hearing aid user and 🏳️🌈
“Meat tenderizer”
November 27, 2025 at 9:18 PM
“Meat tenderizer”
Ohhh so Green Bay’s coach is a cutie
November 27, 2025 at 7:27 PM
Ohhh so Green Bay’s coach is a cutie
This firecracker would have been 46 today 💙 Happy birthday, Tommy
November 27, 2025 at 4:09 PM
This firecracker would have been 46 today 💙 Happy birthday, Tommy
OK, so, let’s assume it’s true that Dancing With the Stars is rigged… My question is this: Who is rigging this show in ~Robert Irwin’s~ favor and why?? It’s not like he has powerful PR trying get him more publicity… right? Would producers rig it just to say they have brother-and-sister winners?
November 27, 2025 at 4:41 AM
OK, so, let’s assume it’s true that Dancing With the Stars is rigged… My question is this: Who is rigging this show in ~Robert Irwin’s~ favor and why?? It’s not like he has powerful PR trying get him more publicity… right? Would producers rig it just to say they have brother-and-sister winners?
Thinking back fondly on thanksgivings and xmases of yore when I lived in a big house and hosted lots of people for the holidays 🥹
November 24, 2025 at 12:47 AM
Thinking back fondly on thanksgivings and xmases of yore when I lived in a big house and hosted lots of people for the holidays 🥹
When your friend offers you a ticket to see Mrs. Doubtfire, you go! It was cute — and the girl who played Lydia had an incredible voice
November 23, 2025 at 5:13 AM
When your friend offers you a ticket to see Mrs. Doubtfire, you go! It was cute — and the girl who played Lydia had an incredible voice
I desperately need to make my way down to the redwoods again this summer; it’s been far too long
November 17, 2025 at 11:20 AM
I desperately need to make my way down to the redwoods again this summer; it’s been far too long
That’s what you get for not going to church. Get right.
November 16, 2025 at 4:57 PM
That’s what you get for not going to church. Get right.
Oh shit — if you use the Fetch app, they’ve got a bonus for buying a Costco membership. I didn’t even realize! Score 🙌🏻
November 14, 2025 at 11:38 PM
Oh shit — if you use the Fetch app, they’ve got a bonus for buying a Costco membership. I didn’t even realize! Score 🙌🏻
Down 20 pounds since I got my mind right and started taking care of myself 😌
November 14, 2025 at 2:00 AM
Down 20 pounds since I got my mind right and started taking care of myself 😌
EVERYONE ON THIS APP DROP A SELFIE NOW… AND I MEAN RIGHT NOW!!!
November 13, 2025 at 11:17 PM
EVERYONE ON THIS APP DROP A SELFIE NOW… AND I MEAN RIGHT NOW!!!
Lots of A+ names in Dragon Quest VIII 😅 Lemme just kill this she-slime real quick…
November 13, 2025 at 7:16 AM
Lots of A+ names in Dragon Quest VIII 😅 Lemme just kill this she-slime real quick…
Cameras went up and those women clocked tf IN. And we’re all better for it.
November 13, 2025 at 6:28 AM
Cameras went up and those women clocked tf IN. And we’re all better for it.
Don’t talk to me about Horizon Steel Frontiers
November 13, 2025 at 6:14 AM
Don’t talk to me about Horizon Steel Frontiers
I got a pack of the Furby crossover Magic the Gathering cards 😌
November 12, 2025 at 2:56 AM
I got a pack of the Furby crossover Magic the Gathering cards 😌
Now that we've effectively waged war on Comic Sans, can we turn our attention to Lucida Calligraphy? I hate this fugly bitch — especially when set in all caps 🤢
November 11, 2025 at 8:06 PM
Now that we've effectively waged war on Comic Sans, can we turn our attention to Lucida Calligraphy? I hate this fugly bitch — especially when set in all caps 🤢
So I’m walking home from the train station and I spot an actual OWL in a tree in the middle of the city?? 🤩
November 11, 2025 at 5:10 AM
So I’m walking home from the train station and I spot an actual OWL in a tree in the middle of the city?? 🤩
this trash can just gets me
November 11, 2025 at 3:39 AM
this trash can just gets me
Taking the train home after a long weekend 🚂
November 11, 2025 at 12:18 AM
Taking the train home after a long weekend 🚂
Currently snuggled up with a cat named Gus Gus while I watch TV in the peak room of my friend’s A-frame house. And all is right.
November 9, 2025 at 6:30 AM
Currently snuggled up with a cat named Gus Gus while I watch TV in the peak room of my friend’s A-frame house. And all is right.
omg... LEGO have a custom minifig builder on their website, and they even have hearing aids that you can add 🥹
November 4, 2025 at 9:48 PM
omg... LEGO have a custom minifig builder on their website, and they even have hearing aids that you can add 🥹
Why the fuuuck is the Fidelity app trying to get me to download a different app to change my 401(k) contributions?? Be so fr right now.
November 4, 2025 at 7:19 PM
Why the fuuuck is the Fidelity app trying to get me to download a different app to change my 401(k) contributions?? Be so fr right now.
The Skittles over in the U.K. are t h i c c
November 4, 2025 at 6:16 AM
The Skittles over in the U.K. are t h i c c