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This game’s price in dollars is determined by the current temperature in London draknek.itch.io/a-good-snowman
A Good Snowman Is Hard To Build by Draknek & Friends, Benjamin Davis
Pay what the temperature is: 10.8°C = $10.80!
draknek.itch.io
November 15, 2025 at 9:21 PM
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Saw this pic of a taiwan blue magpie and thought it was a bird in jeans
November 15, 2025 at 8:16 PM
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With the Scanned Textures tagline being "Real textures from real objects for your projects", it does create some absurd situations.

Behold hay on a scanner.

#artassets #designassets #gameassets #assetpack #indiedev #graphicdesign #textures #design #art
March 5, 2025 at 2:48 PM
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B3ta newsletter 969, out now
"DARLING, OPEN YOUR INBOX, YOUR INTERNET NEWSLETTER IS READY"
* TYPE-IN MAGAZINE - launched for your fingers
* AI SLOP - get ready to oink for it, piggies
* GET WELL SOON - Wishing well to Dave Bagpuss
b3ta.com/newsletter/i...
B3TA : NEWSLETTER : "DARLING, OPEN YOUR INBOX, YOUR INTERNET NEWSLETTER IS READY"
b3ta.com
November 15, 2025 at 7:33 PM
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November 15, 2025 at 7:42 PM
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OK. All done. Pedants? I'm not interested, this is MY Doctors.
If you are interested in an A2 print I've decided to knock the price down so that it's £60 plus postage (assuming I get enough interest to make it worth my while)
Let me know here or in DMs if you are interested. Probably print 10.
November 15, 2025 at 6:17 PM
Looks like Lulu is currently FAR faster than when I ordered by proof copy, all the UK/EU DOCTYPE contributor copies I ordered just after launch have now been shipped, some were done on Thursday
November 15, 2025 at 6:15 PM
FINALLY got to see @brainmage.bsky.social improve his Styscraper high score www.twitch.tv/videos/26172...
November 15, 2025 at 5:59 PM
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We sang We Like The Moon at the gig last night - the first time we have ever done this song live. So much fun, we'll do this (and a couple of other classic Rathergood songs) in the middle of the ska set next time we do one of these.
Mostly uploaded so Robbie can see it... the one time anyone will see We Like The Moon live!
@rathergood.bsky.social #7SecondsOfLove
November 15, 2025 at 4:44 PM
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I was at a metal clubnight in Manchester wearing this jacket. The Irish guy queuing at the bar next to me loudly says to the barmaid "Nah, Judge Dredd here was ahead of me"
November 12, 2025 at 2:15 PM
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Just made this. I’m a widely respected intellectual, you know
November 15, 2025 at 4:07 PM
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Art
November 15, 2025 at 4:18 PM
My games are incredibly simple in comparison but it still takes a lot of thought & experimentation to reduce the need for instructions/examples so that people can dive right in but no one’s left baffled (and I often still don’t get it right)
New article: one thing from every inkle game that we failed to explain clearly enough, and how often we've been made to regret it.
You can’t underestimate everyone
Here is a quick list of features in inkle games which we failed to tutorialise or remind players of enough. The data is empirically backed…
medium.com
November 15, 2025 at 2:49 PM
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Superb doc about Comedy with Marty! - lovely interviews from the finest.
youtu.be/S0it6iARj64?...
1969: Marty Feldman - What is Comedy? | One Pair of Eyes | Comedy Icons | BBC Archive
YouTube video by BBC Archive
youtu.be
November 15, 2025 at 12:57 PM
Want to watch some AI slop? Then you’ll have to get down on all fours… sloptrough.co
(via WebCurios, where else)
November 15, 2025 at 1:16 PM
If it’s gloomy & drizzly where you are, here’s the perfect thing to settle down and watch www.youtube.com/watch?v=tXag...
Seance On A Wet Afternoon (1964 720p)
YouTube video by Gobekli Tepe
www.youtube.com
November 15, 2025 at 1:04 PM
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Grey Saturdays in mid-November are the perfect time for sunshine breaks to far-flung lands; in the absence of that, though, you can make do with 'loads of great internet stuff in one place'. Web Curios! webcurios.co.uk/webcurios-14...
November 15, 2025 at 12:56 PM
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Thank you to the @vaginamuseum.bsky.social for their bag of swag. Running b3ta and fesshole does get me some extraordinary freebies sometimes, You can buy your own on their website with the discount code quim. vaginamuseumshop.co.uk
November 15, 2025 at 11:51 AM
Even if only a few thousand people ask for refunds, that’ll be more than it would’ve cost them to hire illustrators for those images
steam is apparently allowing "this game had AI in it that it didn't disclose" as a valid return statement, so if you or anyone you know actually paid $70 for slop, get that money back
Insulting to the players, insulting to the IP, insulting to the medium, the developers. And the craft itself. Fuck you executives who pushed this garbage.

frvr.com/blog/call-of...
November 15, 2025 at 11:53 AM
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New listing!
Fidler on the Tooth
Fidler on the Tooth - Seattle | PunPages.com
Enhancing Your Smile and Your Health Complete dental services are offered with a gentle touch and compassionate care. You deserve the best treatment a
punpages.com
November 15, 2025 at 11:45 AM
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Prominent advert for marzipan behind the goal at Stoke back in 1976
November 8, 2025 at 11:26 AM
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On this day 21 years ago, in the most consequential moment in history this account has yet marked, Diana Duyser, a resident of Florida, put a ten-year-old grilled cheese sandwich up for sale on eBay. As you would of course expect, it sold for $28,000 dollars. Mind you...
November 15, 2025 at 10:45 AM
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(thread up for context) - so much this. There's at one local leaflet/poster/promo artist whose work just gives slopAI vibes (think pastel 50s-nostalgia-modernism) and I *know* it isn't but now something about that aesthetic is entirely spoilt for me. I feel really sorry for them.
Organisations & designers that don’t want to be associated with AI need to be actively moving towards styles that are too quirky/organic/bold to seem lazily generated
Maybe we’ll see human creativity flourish in some areas as a result, or maybe everyone’s given in to the slop, we’ll see
November 15, 2025 at 10:46 AM
I don’t know if this is AI-generated as some in the replies are assuming (and you should always be wary of thinking you can instantly spot AI), but if it isn’t then picking that font & off-white were REALLY bad design decisions
Join me, Alan Mardghum, Heather Wood and others for Your Party’s rally with the Durham Miners Association!

🌹Saturday 15 November, 1pm
🌹 Pitman’s Parliament, Durham Miners’ Association, DH1 4BB

Tickets are first come first serve, so don’t miss out: www.eventbrite.co.uk/e/your-party...
November 15, 2025 at 10:36 AM
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I've been collecting pandemic era signs that nobody can be bothered to take down or remove. There's something grimly fascinating about this. Putting them up was urgent and important; removing them is nobody's job. How long will some of these hang around?
November 15, 2025 at 8:58 AM