mattbrown
@mattnworb.bsky.social
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*at a christmas party* oh Rudolph is your favorite reindeer? That’s cool yeah yeah he’s pretty great
*in reindeer chat*
BlitzenBoy92: at the work thinh. take a guess
DonnerTime: buncha dolphies?
VixenLover: fuckin lame bro just keep ur cool change the subject
The Dasher Enjoyer: thinh
*in reindeer chat*
BlitzenBoy92: at the work thinh. take a guess
DonnerTime: buncha dolphies?
VixenLover: fuckin lame bro just keep ur cool change the subject
The Dasher Enjoyer: thinh
December 25, 2025 at 4:14 AM
*at a christmas party* oh Rudolph is your favorite reindeer? That’s cool yeah yeah he’s pretty great
*in reindeer chat*
BlitzenBoy92: at the work thinh. take a guess
DonnerTime: buncha dolphies?
VixenLover: fuckin lame bro just keep ur cool change the subject
The Dasher Enjoyer: thinh
*in reindeer chat*
BlitzenBoy92: at the work thinh. take a guess
DonnerTime: buncha dolphies?
VixenLover: fuckin lame bro just keep ur cool change the subject
The Dasher Enjoyer: thinh
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all i want for christmas is stephen miller to be run over by a garbage truck
December 24, 2025 at 2:06 PM
all i want for christmas is stephen miller to be run over by a garbage truck
I actually think it’s imperative upon you as a parent to not rely on the hallucinating text prediction engine when it comes to raising your kid
Jimmy Fallon: "And do you use ChatGPT when raising your baby?"
Sam Altman: "I cannot imagine figuring out how to raise a newborn without ChatGPT."
Sam Altman: "I cannot imagine figuring out how to raise a newborn without ChatGPT."
December 9, 2025 at 5:18 PM
I actually think it’s imperative upon you as a parent to not rely on the hallucinating text prediction engine when it comes to raising your kid
I don’t like to judge other parents or anything but one thing I am judgmental about is that Elf on the Shelf is a dumb and creepy idea
December 6, 2025 at 2:36 PM
I don’t like to judge other parents or anything but one thing I am judgmental about is that Elf on the Shelf is a dumb and creepy idea
gotta hand it to React for racking up a perfect ten CVSS score, quite an achievement react.dev/blog/2025/12...
December 3, 2025 at 10:58 PM
gotta hand it to React for racking up a perfect ten CVSS score, quite an achievement react.dev/blog/2025/12...
last company to release a VS Code clone is a rotten egg
November 19, 2025 at 1:01 AM
last company to release a VS Code clone is a rotten egg
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the republican party is engaged in a cover up to keep the american people from learning whether president trump is president pedo
A direct email exchange from 2011 between Jeffrey Epstein and Ghislaine Maxwell, just released by House Oversight Committee Democrats.
November 12, 2025 at 2:35 PM
the republican party is engaged in a cover up to keep the american people from learning whether president trump is president pedo
using Bazel means at any given moment your computer has 50 different versions of protobuf compiled in various hidden and temporary folders and if you look at any of them wrong you'll have to rebuild protobuf again next time
November 10, 2025 at 7:40 PM
using Bazel means at any given moment your computer has 50 different versions of protobuf compiled in various hidden and temporary folders and if you look at any of them wrong you'll have to rebuild protobuf again next time
all my homies hate Senate Democrats
November 10, 2025 at 3:23 AM
all my homies hate Senate Democrats
there’s something so weird about the Omarchy hype machine
November 8, 2025 at 11:46 PM
there’s something so weird about the Omarchy hype machine
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If you’re still in line, STAY IN LINE
November 5, 2025 at 1:04 AM
If you’re still in line, STAY IN LINE
maybe we don’t need to worry about AI taking all the software engineering jobs quite yet
November 3, 2025 at 12:42 AM
maybe we don’t need to worry about AI taking all the software engineering jobs quite yet
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“some people abuse SNAP” your soul is rotten
October 30, 2025 at 5:35 PM
“some people abuse SNAP” your soul is rotten
these bands existing and releasing new music at the same time is endlessly confusing
October 23, 2025 at 3:05 PM
these bands existing and releasing new music at the same time is endlessly confusing
I think I’m a metalcore fan now open.spotify.com/track/56jdyA...
Sworn to Silence
open.spotify.com
October 7, 2025 at 8:51 PM
I think I’m a metalcore fan now open.spotify.com/track/56jdyA...
inside you there are two wolves
September 28, 2025 at 7:49 PM
inside you there are two wolves
but is it Scandinavian inspired?
September 27, 2025 at 2:56 PM
but is it Scandinavian inspired?
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mentally ill implies the existence of womenshorty healthy
September 23, 2025 at 11:05 PM
mentally ill implies the existence of womenshorty healthy
discovered today that a guy I followed on Twitter years ago because he wrote interesting academic computer science papers about databases and the CAP theorem and then became a super young professor at Stanford is now the CTO at Workday and evangelizing AI chatbots for job interviews. That’s grim man
September 18, 2025 at 1:03 PM
discovered today that a guy I followed on Twitter years ago because he wrote interesting academic computer science papers about databases and the CAP theorem and then became a super young professor at Stanford is now the CTO at Workday and evangelizing AI chatbots for job interviews. That’s grim man
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they didn't do this when democratic lawmakers were targeted by a gunman. the mainstream media barely peeped when a Kyle Rittenhouse fan did a mass shooting at a Portland protest. Democrats and the mainstream media are just terrified of conservatives to the point where no one else's lives matter
September 11, 2025 at 5:54 AM
they didn't do this when democratic lawmakers were targeted by a gunman. the mainstream media barely peeped when a Kyle Rittenhouse fan did a mass shooting at a Portland protest. Democrats and the mainstream media are just terrified of conservatives to the point where no one else's lives matter
[bong rip] you ever wonder like how do you really know if your SQL query is returning the correct results, man?
September 4, 2025 at 8:48 PM
[bong rip] you ever wonder like how do you really know if your SQL query is returning the correct results, man?
congratulations to the brain worm parasite. you played a long game but it paid off - now you rule the united states of america
August 28, 2025 at 10:34 PM
congratulations to the brain worm parasite. you played a long game but it paid off - now you rule the united states of america
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I really think we need to have some mechanism in place for being able to say, in print and in the media, that a problem with a public figure is that they are insane. Not in a hyperbolic way. RFK Jr is a maniac.
wtf is this nonsense? He thinks he can understand kid’s “mitochondrial challenges” just by looking at them?
This is an insane person.
This is an insane person.
August 28, 2025 at 1:13 AM
I really think we need to have some mechanism in place for being able to say, in print and in the media, that a problem with a public figure is that they are insane. Not in a hyperbolic way. RFK Jr is a maniac.
you don’t even really have to explain anything - my 2.75 year old once told me her classmate had two moms (we saw them in the daycare parking lot) then in the next breath asked to listen to Let It Go again
it's crazy that being like "how do i explain gay couples to my kids?" isn't an unthinkably embarrassing to say in 2025. it's actually incredibly easy to explain, that should be like indignantly saying "how am I supposed to explain to my kids where the sun goes at night? did a bird steal it?!"
August 25, 2025 at 1:02 AM
you don’t even really have to explain anything - my 2.75 year old once told me her classmate had two moms (we saw them in the daycare parking lot) then in the next breath asked to listen to Let It Go again
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The people dominating our political landscape, culture, and economy are just so stupid and full of shit it's almost impossible to describe
August 18, 2025 at 10:42 PM
The people dominating our political landscape, culture, and economy are just so stupid and full of shit it's almost impossible to describe