Matt Johnson
@mattjohnson.bsky.social
Husband, teacher, reader. Fan of kindness, inclusion, Seattle sports, Albus Dumbledore, and Martin Crane.
When you see this, post an image from your gallery to describe your mental health.
November 27, 2025 at 5:48 AM
When you see this, post an image from your gallery to describe your mental health.
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Oh weird what's this?
November 27, 2025 at 2:40 AM
Oh weird what's this?
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Sincere post: it is one of the greatest joys of my adult life to be able to see the magic of the holidays renewed through the eyes of a younger generation. Hunting for eggs on Easter, Trick or Treating on Halloween, hiding under the covers so the Night Turkey doesn't peck your penis off, Santa Claus
October 30, 2023 at 2:41 PM
Sincere post: it is one of the greatest joys of my adult life to be able to see the magic of the holidays renewed through the eyes of a younger generation. Hunting for eggs on Easter, Trick or Treating on Halloween, hiding under the covers so the Night Turkey doesn't peck your penis off, Santa Claus
I miss @joshcashman.bsky.social and his content.
when we say we want more streets to be pedestrianized, this is what we mean
November 25, 2025 at 5:21 PM
I miss @joshcashman.bsky.social and his content.
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Okay Seahawks fans. It’s officially @arif.bsky.social week.
He puts up with all of our shenanigans, etc, so if you’re of a mind, hit up Lavender Rights Project and donate to a good cause in his honor if you’re gonna flip him any shit.
www.lavenderrightsproject.org/donatetolrp
He puts up with all of our shenanigans, etc, so if you’re of a mind, hit up Lavender Rights Project and donate to a good cause in his honor if you’re gonna flip him any shit.
www.lavenderrightsproject.org/donatetolrp
November 24, 2025 at 3:01 AM
Okay Seahawks fans. It’s officially @arif.bsky.social week.
He puts up with all of our shenanigans, etc, so if you’re of a mind, hit up Lavender Rights Project and donate to a good cause in his honor if you’re gonna flip him any shit.
www.lavenderrightsproject.org/donatetolrp
He puts up with all of our shenanigans, etc, so if you’re of a mind, hit up Lavender Rights Project and donate to a good cause in his honor if you’re gonna flip him any shit.
www.lavenderrightsproject.org/donatetolrp
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Was this game annoying? Yes. Were we missing numerous players on defense? Yes.
Did we win? Yes.
Stop dooming. It’s annoying, but holy shit calm down.
Did we win? Yes.
Stop dooming. It’s annoying, but holy shit calm down.
November 23, 2025 at 9:13 PM
Was this game annoying? Yes. Were we missing numerous players on defense? Yes.
Did we win? Yes.
Stop dooming. It’s annoying, but holy shit calm down.
Did we win? Yes.
Stop dooming. It’s annoying, but holy shit calm down.
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Did y’all hear about how the Titans have a wide receiver who got to help birth cows as a kid? Yeah, Dike met calf
November 23, 2025 at 9:09 PM
Did y’all hear about how the Titans have a wide receiver who got to help birth cows as a kid? Yeah, Dike met calf
The refs sure blow the whistle quickly at the 2:00 warning. Maybe try that with the play clock?
November 23, 2025 at 9:03 PM
The refs sure blow the whistle quickly at the 2:00 warning. Maybe try that with the play clock?
Flag on the play for an unwanted hand Jobe
November 23, 2025 at 8:13 PM
Flag on the play for an unwanted hand Jobe
Really don’t like refs letting offensive tackles get away with false starts.
November 23, 2025 at 6:35 PM
Really don’t like refs letting offensive tackles get away with false starts.
Titans first drive may have used all their scripted plays. Maybe defense can get off the field quickly this time.
November 23, 2025 at 6:29 PM
Titans first drive may have used all their scripted plays. Maybe defense can get off the field quickly this time.
Use Shaheed as a receiver please
November 23, 2025 at 6:27 PM
Use Shaheed as a receiver please
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When you’re crushing so hard you start dressing like them
November 23, 2025 at 1:40 AM
When you’re crushing so hard you start dressing like them
Mad Libs headline @jacsonbevens.bsky.social
A motorist in western North Carolina escaped injury when the carcass of a cat crashed into the passenger side of her front windshield along a highway near the Great Smoky Mountains National Park. https://cnn.it/3JQU8cB
November 22, 2025 at 8:25 PM
Mad Libs headline @jacsonbevens.bsky.social
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'Iran’s capital must be moved because the country “no longer has a choice,” President Masoud Pezeshkian said on Thursday in remarks carried by state media, warning that severe ecological strain has made Tehran impossible to sustain'
#Iran 🇮🇷
#Iran 🇮🇷
Iran president says capital move now a necessity as water crisis deepens
Iran’s capital must be moved because the country “no longer has a choice,” President Masoud Pezeshkian said on Thursday in remarks carried by state media, warning that severe ecological strain has mad...
www.iranintl.com
November 21, 2025 at 4:52 AM
'Iran’s capital must be moved because the country “no longer has a choice,” President Masoud Pezeshkian said on Thursday in remarks carried by state media, warning that severe ecological strain has made Tehran impossible to sustain'
#Iran 🇮🇷
#Iran 🇮🇷
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MY DAD’S BOOK IS OUT AND YOU SHOULD BUY IT
It’s $24.90 for over 400 pages of science fiction, body horror, and supernatural stories, all expertly written by @alconatiger87.bsky.social!!
LANGUAGE IS A VIRUS makes a great Christmas gift for the readers in your life!
It’s $24.90 for over 400 pages of science fiction, body horror, and supernatural stories, all expertly written by @alconatiger87.bsky.social!!
LANGUAGE IS A VIRUS makes a great Christmas gift for the readers in your life!
Language is a Virus
Twelve stories. Stories of ghosts, and monsters of the human variety. Stories of souls in doubt, and of people in danger. A goddess fights for her found family. A lost soul yearns to find its place. A...
www.lulu.com
November 22, 2025 at 1:04 AM
MY DAD’S BOOK IS OUT AND YOU SHOULD BUY IT
It’s $24.90 for over 400 pages of science fiction, body horror, and supernatural stories, all expertly written by @alconatiger87.bsky.social!!
LANGUAGE IS A VIRUS makes a great Christmas gift for the readers in your life!
It’s $24.90 for over 400 pages of science fiction, body horror, and supernatural stories, all expertly written by @alconatiger87.bsky.social!!
LANGUAGE IS A VIRUS makes a great Christmas gift for the readers in your life!
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EVERY SINGLE
CASH PROGRAM
LIKE THIS
WORKS
CASH PROGRAM
LIKE THIS
WORKS
An Oregon pilot program giving cash to homeless youths sees a staggering reduction in homelessness. The program gave participants $1,000 cash payments each month for two years, and at the end of the project's first phase, 91% of participants reported being in stable housing.
Oregon pilot program giving cash to homeless youths sees staggering reduction in homelessness
The state program gave participants $1,000 cash payments each month for two years. At the end of the project's first phase, 91% of participants reported being in stable housing.
www.streetroots.org
November 21, 2025 at 6:02 AM
EVERY SINGLE
CASH PROGRAM
LIKE THIS
WORKS
CASH PROGRAM
LIKE THIS
WORKS
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For what it’s worth, as a commander and officer it was my duty, moral obligation, and legal requirement to first question and then to not obey any illegal order I was given.
The same is true for everyone who swear their oath.
Hope that clears things up.
The same is true for everyone who swear their oath.
Hope that clears things up.
November 20, 2025 at 10:16 PM
For what it’s worth, as a commander and officer it was my duty, moral obligation, and legal requirement to first question and then to not obey any illegal order I was given.
The same is true for everyone who swear their oath.
Hope that clears things up.
The same is true for everyone who swear their oath.
Hope that clears things up.
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astigmatic gang RISE UP
October 5, 2024 at 5:55 PM
astigmatic gang RISE UP