matthewjulius
@matthewjulius.bsky.social
trash connoisseur, guitar boy, horror movie poet, copy editor @ NYC Thorn, former book blogger, got that red lip classic thing that you like
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i believe in my bones that one day I will get my $1400 from cigna and maybe the 14th time they reprocess a claim they'll do it correctly
November 11, 2025 at 2:59 PM
i believe in my bones that one day I will get my $1400 from cigna and maybe the 14th time they reprocess a claim they'll do it correctly
anyone check in on the cool girls for capitalism girl yet
November 5, 2025 at 6:12 PM
anyone check in on the cool girls for capitalism girl yet
lol I didn’t post it here bc I don’t think I have any nyc followers but it’s my second band’s debut concert tonight and my og band is playing too and we’ll probably find out who’s mayor in between the two sets look we made choices withfriends.events/event/TWpbdE...
Tue, Nov 4 - Good Cry x Blankette x Part Time Trauma x Terrazzo by Rubulad
Learn more, get tickets, and follow this event
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November 4, 2025 at 10:31 PM
lol I didn’t post it here bc I don’t think I have any nyc followers but it’s my second band’s debut concert tonight and my og band is playing too and we’ll probably find out who’s mayor in between the two sets look we made choices withfriends.events/event/TWpbdE...
I did music for this game for the Spooktober Game Jam and the whole game turned out so good please play it (i would not hate if you feel so moved as to rate it before Sunday)
arghbulous.itch.io/the-muzeum
arghbulous.itch.io/the-muzeum
The MuZeum by Arghbulous
A museum tour in a zombie apocalypse... It's not boredom that will kill you
arghbulous.itch.io
October 21, 2025 at 4:22 PM
I did music for this game for the Spooktober Game Jam and the whole game turned out so good please play it (i would not hate if you feel so moved as to rate it before Sunday)
arghbulous.itch.io/the-muzeum
arghbulous.itch.io/the-muzeum
A Linkin Park cover band but you all wear suits and it’s called LinkedIn Park is this anything
October 6, 2025 at 1:30 AM
A Linkin Park cover band but you all wear suits and it’s called LinkedIn Park is this anything
it’s crazy that democrats aren’t tripping over themselves to endorse this man
"How Are the Very Rich Feeling About New York’s Next Mayor?"
A Dramatic Reading of The Recent New York Times Dispatch from the Hamptons.
Presented by The Gilded Age's Morgan Spector.
A Dramatic Reading of The Recent New York Times Dispatch from the Hamptons.
Presented by The Gilded Age's Morgan Spector.
September 8, 2025 at 11:20 PM
it’s crazy that democrats aren’t tripping over themselves to endorse this man
I’m gonna remake The Holy Mountain only using clips from SpongeBob I’m gonna do it bro is2g
August 28, 2025 at 11:32 PM
I’m gonna remake The Holy Mountain only using clips from SpongeBob I’m gonna do it bro is2g
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the new yorker has a perfectly fine little piece about the practicalities of implementing free buses in new york (mostly just experts shrugging and going "its hard to say") but it also found perhaps the funniest possible person for the man on the street perspective
August 28, 2025 at 2:56 PM
the new yorker has a perfectly fine little piece about the practicalities of implementing free buses in new york (mostly just experts shrugging and going "its hard to say") but it also found perhaps the funniest possible person for the man on the street perspective
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Don’t know who made this but thank you
August 26, 2025 at 8:03 PM
Don’t know who made this but thank you
Table next to us at a restaurant tonight featured a truly incredible character: lady learning about the United Healthcare CEO for the first time
August 27, 2025 at 12:52 AM
Table next to us at a restaurant tonight featured a truly incredible character: lady learning about the United Healthcare CEO for the first time
if I’m traveling and not in Brooklyn when this happens I’m gonna be pissed
One day—not so long from now—you will hear a symphony of car horns honking, and people cheering in the street, and music loudly playing in all directions. And after a brief moment of being perplexed, you will know exactly what has happened.
August 26, 2025 at 6:40 PM
if I’m traveling and not in Brooklyn when this happens I’m gonna be pissed
seems like a fun time to re-share my "what is a console? *why* is a console?" piece for @unwinnable.com unwinnable.com/2025/03/10/i...
August 20, 2025 at 5:13 PM
seems like a fun time to re-share my "what is a console? *why* is a console?" piece for @unwinnable.com unwinnable.com/2025/03/10/i...
how do we get Sam Reich to take over Bachelor in Paradise
August 14, 2025 at 1:30 PM
how do we get Sam Reich to take over Bachelor in Paradise
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Pete Buttigieg being LGB drop the T was on literally everybody's bingo cards
July 30, 2025 at 8:36 PM
Pete Buttigieg being LGB drop the T was on literally everybody's bingo cards
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Next platform for queer books just dropped.
Holy shit. This guy saved a PNG to a bird.
(he drew a bird into a spectrogram, played that sound to a starling, and the starling reproduced it back to him with enough accuracy he got his bird drawing back in their call's spectrogram) www.youtube.com/watch?v=hCQC...
(he drew a bird into a spectrogram, played that sound to a starling, and the starling reproduced it back to him with enough accuracy he got his bird drawing back in their call's spectrogram) www.youtube.com/watch?v=hCQC...
I Saved a PNG Image To A Bird
YouTube video by Benn Jordan
www.youtube.com
July 28, 2025 at 5:40 PM
Next platform for queer books just dropped.
new york is magic a man on the subway next to me is making an intuit account in the year 2025
July 16, 2025 at 10:56 PM
new york is magic a man on the subway next to me is making an intuit account in the year 2025
why is everyone skeeting about newsom
July 15, 2025 at 10:32 PM
why is everyone skeeting about newsom
“since I was a kid, I asked for upgrades” as an excuse for accepting bribes joins the insane excuse hall of fame with I didn’t realize I was harassing those women because I’m Italian
July 11, 2025 at 4:34 PM
“since I was a kid, I asked for upgrades” as an excuse for accepting bribes joins the insane excuse hall of fame with I didn’t realize I was harassing those women because I’m Italian
I’ve been playing one in-game day of the new Famicom Detective Club per real-world day, and it turns out video games are a nice vibe
July 6, 2025 at 2:45 PM
I’ve been playing one in-game day of the new Famicom Detective Club per real-world day, and it turns out video games are a nice vibe
Only took her 5 days and one nonapology and Trump teasing he wants to deport him to apologize
Gillibrand apologizes to Mamdani over ‘jihad’ comments
Gillibrand apologizes to Mamdani over ‘jihad’ comments
The New York senator was criticized for not defending the NYC mayoral candidate in a combative radio interview.
www.politico.com
July 1, 2025 at 9:25 PM
Only took her 5 days and one nonapology and Trump teasing he wants to deport him to apologize
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generative AI simply has no use to me 🙂↔️ for no reason other than i felt like it, i paid a girl in ukraine €50 to draw a picture of me and my soulmate chaos witch quelaag from dark souls. she sent it to me tonight after i had a glass of wine with dinner, and now i know the sublime 🫵🫵🫵🫵🫵🫵🫵🫵🫵
June 30, 2025 at 11:33 PM
generative AI simply has no use to me 🙂↔️ for no reason other than i felt like it, i paid a girl in ukraine €50 to draw a picture of me and my soulmate chaos witch quelaag from dark souls. she sent it to me tonight after i had a glass of wine with dinner, and now i know the sublime 🫵🫵🫵🫵🫵🫵🫵🫵🫵
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the same people who spent years bitching about “purity tests” for centrists like not abandoning trans people and making sure everyone can get an abortion are withholding support for zohran until he says exactly what they want him to on israel
June 28, 2025 at 9:52 PM
the same people who spent years bitching about “purity tests” for centrists like not abandoning trans people and making sure everyone can get an abortion are withholding support for zohran until he says exactly what they want him to on israel
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[youth pastor voice] you know who else was a socialist in his 30s?
June 15, 2025 at 6:20 PM
[youth pastor voice] you know who else was a socialist in his 30s?