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RED MEAT from the secret files @maxcannon.bsky.social · Oct 12

There are some things you just don’t joke about. And I’m here to joke about all of those things.

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RED MEAT from the secret files @maxcannon.bsky.social · 2d

My 2006 XB is still the most reliable car in the driveway. Arizona car so zero rust. Wish I still had my XA, too.

RED MEAT from the secret files @maxcannon.bsky.social · 3d

The Petrie sofa was what really sold it for a modern decor oriented comics fan like myself.

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RED MEAT from the secret files @maxcannon.bsky.social · 3d

And, in a not surprising twist, Google AI tells me that no such building exists and that I must be confusing it with something else. It goes on at great length to explain what other buildings I’m probably referencing. HAHAHA

RED MEAT from the secret files @maxcannon.bsky.social · 3d

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Hart Building - A Cast-iron Landmark of the Furniture Trade | Cleveland Historical

William Hart (1811–1892) was born in Norwich, Connecticut, and migrated to the former Western Reserve with his parents and seven siblings in 1821 or 1822. Hart’s first experience in Cleveland was slee...

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RED MEAT from the secret files @maxcannon.bsky.social · 4d

In what is perhaps the most brilliant and defining role of his storied career, Leto accomplishes the seemingly impossible by deftly portraying an entirely computer generated AI actor. A singular feat that—like the bitingly allegorical Morbius—will neither be understood nor appreciated in its time.

RED MEAT from the secret files @maxcannon.bsky.social · 5d

**checks notes**

“As of 2025, DanTDM has an estimated net worth of $35 million.”

FACT CHECK: True.

RED MEAT from the secret files @maxcannon.bsky.social · 5d

Not throwing pumpkin spice on Jamelle, butI’m old enough to remember when my friends told me The Last Starfighter would change my life if I watched it high AF.

jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 5d

i’ll just say that TRON: LEGACY is a thoroughly mediocre film and an incredible audio/visual experience for when you’re in the right…state of mind. (see also: JUSTICE LEAGUE: THE SNYDER CUT)

mtsw @mtsw.bsky.social · 5d

Pretty confused by how TRON became a big-budget movie franchise. Was it a bit hit when it came out? No. Did it become a big hit on video/TV? Also no. Do people have fond nostalgic memories of it? Eh kinda but not really. Was it secretly great and critically acclaimed? No again

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RED MEAT from the secret files @maxcannon.bsky.social · 6d

HBD

RED MEAT from the secret files @maxcannon.bsky.social · 6d

The air traffic controllers will soon have the opportunity to do one of the most epically funny things in aviation history when he inevitably attempts to flee.

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The Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 7d

🏆 How does a comedy show have the best news research team? @thedailyshow.com

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Angry @angrystaffer.bsky.social · 6d

If we are taking in “trillion” of dollars in tariffs:

1. Why haven’t we paid down a cent of the debt?

2. Why can’t we afford to not fuck millions of people over with expiring insurance subsidies?

3. Why is none of it being used to help the abysmal job market?

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Jon Cooper @joncooper-us.bsky.social · 6d

Mike Johnson’s abrupt closure of the House had more to do with stalling a congressional investigation into Jeffrey Epstein’s sex trafficking operation than previously reported, and it appears to have been a direct response to the Treasury’s surrender of Epstein’s financial records.

SCOOP: Johnson closed House hours after Congress received Epstein’s financial records

The decision to shut down the House — and by extension the government — came hours after the Oversight Committee received documents from the US Treasury.

www.beltway.news

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Senator Bernie Sanders @sanders.senate.gov · 6d

Adelita Grijalva won her election fair and square.

Now House Speaker Mike Johnson is refusing to swear her in because she would be the final signature to release the Epstein files.

Mr. Speaker, respect democracy. Obey the law. Swear Representative Grijalva in immediately.

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Angry @angrystaffer.bsky.social · 7d

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RED MEAT from the secret files @maxcannon.bsky.social · 8d

And in two flavors only:
Sour Cream Onion
Cool Ranch Dorito

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Ron Filipkowski @ronfilipkowski.bsky.social · 9d

He could’ve fought, but he faked bone spurs. So someone else had to go in his place - most likely a working class kid whose daddy couldn’t afford to bribe a doctor. Now he’s talking shit about how it should’ve been fought.

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Jason Kander @jasonkander.bsky.social · 9d

I was a skeptic about the import of the Epstein files.

But 3 invasions of cities, one military buildup outside Venezuela, a government shutdown, and so many other things meant to distract have me convinced whatever’s in there is the biggest presidential scandal in U.S. history.

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RED MEAT from the secret files @maxcannon.bsky.social · 13d

Never cross breed them after midnight.

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pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 13d

Rest in peace to Jane Goodall, whose tireless advocacy for primates has brought us closer than ever to the Planet of the Apes becoming a terrifying reality

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RED MEAT from the secret files @maxcannon.bsky.social · 15d

Thanks.

RED MEAT from the secret files @maxcannon.bsky.social · 15d

Can you elaborate a little on this please?

RED MEAT from the secret files @maxcannon.bsky.social · 16d

Any legitimate church will annul on those grounds.

RED MEAT from the secret files @maxcannon.bsky.social · 16d

Baby fat.

RED MEAT from the secret files @maxcannon.bsky.social · 16d

HISTORICAL NOTE: Stan and Freddie Mercury (pictured above) were close friends. Freddie literally came up with the wild idea to make the monthly issues “longer and more operatic,” which ran counter to the accepted industry standard single issue page count.

That idea obsessed Mercury for many years.

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RED MEAT from the secret files @maxcannon.bsky.social · 19d

a kitten is biting a person 's hand on the floor .

ALT: a kitten is biting a person 's hand on the floor .

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