If a man shoots a Republican congressman, it’s because Bernie Sanders brainwashed him and turned him into a sleeper agent who is activated by the phrase “tax cut.”
If a man shoots a Republican congressman, it’s because Bernie Sanders brainwashed him and turned him into a sleeper agent who is activated by the phrase “tax cut.”
If you haven't read it yet, please do. It's essential:
If you haven't read it yet, please do. It's essential:
August 11, 2025, with crime down (but Big Balls got a boo-boo and Don needs a distraction from the Epstein files): "Send in the troops!"
JFC, this is the dumbest timeline.
www.nytimes.com/live/2025/08...
August 11, 2025, with crime down (but Big Balls got a boo-boo and Don needs a distraction from the Epstein files): "Send in the troops!"
JFC, this is the dumbest timeline.
www.nytimes.com/live/2025/08...
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Republicans are rewriting the rules so that tax breaks for billionaires officially cost zero dollars.
They’re LYING to Americans to try and make their giant billionaire tax breaks make sense. I’m a NO.
Republicans are rewriting the rules so that tax breaks for billionaires officially cost zero dollars.
They’re LYING to Americans to try and make their giant billionaire tax breaks make sense. I’m a NO.
Bronze is third, right? Not a total win, but still up on the podium!
Bronze is third, right? Not a total win, but still up on the podium!
Happy Pride y’all!
Happy Pride y’all!
www.nytimes.com/2025/04/24/u...
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The hardest thing about writing this bit of satire was trying to come with a policy so absurd that even Trump would never suggest it.
I *think* I found one.
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