Matt Goldich
@mattgoldich.bsky.social
I hoped it would never come to this
It’s true I saw video of one guy on a plane calling a woman “piggy”!
November 20, 2025 at 5:34 PM
It’s true I saw video of one guy on a plane calling a woman “piggy”!
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This clip is at 2 million views and counting. Is this guy in the news or something? www.instagram.com/reel/DPOi8gB...
Matt Goldich on Instagram: "Good question…
#comedy #standup #standupcomedy #seshcomedy #fyp"
In this thought-provoking video, a social comedian takes on the challenging task of evaluating Trump's relationship with the late financier Jeffrey Epstein. With a dash of humor and a pinch of skeptic...
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November 15, 2025 at 2:49 PM
This clip is at 2 million views and counting. Is this guy in the news or something? www.instagram.com/reel/DPOi8gB...
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TONIGHT IS THE NIGHT!
My new one-hour stand-up special “Rini” debuts on YouTube at 8pm eastern time and I am super excited about it!
A long time coming, my first hour special in over a decade and the first one ever co-created with my wonderful partner Rini!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=y0uf...
My new one-hour stand-up special “Rini” debuts on YouTube at 8pm eastern time and I am super excited about it!
A long time coming, my first hour special in over a decade and the first one ever co-created with my wonderful partner Rini!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=y0uf...
November 19, 2025 at 2:20 PM
TONIGHT IS THE NIGHT!
My new one-hour stand-up special “Rini” debuts on YouTube at 8pm eastern time and I am super excited about it!
A long time coming, my first hour special in over a decade and the first one ever co-created with my wonderful partner Rini!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=y0uf...
My new one-hour stand-up special “Rini” debuts on YouTube at 8pm eastern time and I am super excited about it!
A long time coming, my first hour special in over a decade and the first one ever co-created with my wonderful partner Rini!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=y0uf...
Today would have been President James Garfield's 194th birthday. Damn you, Charles Guiteau!
November 19, 2025 at 6:12 PM
Today would have been President James Garfield's 194th birthday. Damn you, Charles Guiteau!
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Hey authors! Check to see if Anthropic stole your book to train their slop generator on. You’re entitled to $1500 per stolen Work.
Look up your work, and if you’re in the database, file a claim
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Look up your work, and if you’re in the database, file a claim
secure.anthropiccopyrightsettlement.com/lookup/
Submit a Claim
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November 18, 2025 at 7:39 AM
Hey authors! Check to see if Anthropic stole your book to train their slop generator on. You’re entitled to $1500 per stolen Work.
Look up your work, and if you’re in the database, file a claim
secure.anthropiccopyrightsettlement.com/lookup/
Look up your work, and if you’re in the database, file a claim
secure.anthropiccopyrightsettlement.com/lookup/
5 years ago today we found out our beloved Rudy dyed. RIP
November 19, 2025 at 1:24 PM
5 years ago today we found out our beloved Rudy dyed. RIP
The fact that this book is already in stores proves capitalism is undefeated
November 17, 2025 at 4:56 PM
The fact that this book is already in stores proves capitalism is undefeated
This clip is at 2 million views and counting. Is this guy in the news or something? www.instagram.com/reel/DPOi8gB...
Matt Goldich on Instagram: "Good question…
#comedy #standup #standupcomedy #seshcomedy #fyp"
In this thought-provoking video, a social comedian takes on the challenging task of evaluating Trump's relationship with the late financier Jeffrey Epstein. With a dash of humor and a pinch of skeptic...
www.instagram.com
November 15, 2025 at 2:49 PM
This clip is at 2 million views and counting. Is this guy in the news or something? www.instagram.com/reel/DPOi8gB...
Reposted by Matt Goldich
what exactly am I supposed to enter here
November 13, 2025 at 9:01 PM
what exactly am I supposed to enter here
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Crazy how far the penny has fallen. My parents bought a home with one
November 13, 2025 at 10:04 PM
Crazy how far the penny has fallen. My parents bought a home with one
Jeffrey Epstein? The financier?
November 14, 2025 at 12:47 AM
Jeffrey Epstein? The financier?
Crazy how far the penny has fallen. My parents bought a home with one
November 13, 2025 at 10:04 PM
Crazy how far the penny has fallen. My parents bought a home with one
what exactly am I supposed to enter here
November 13, 2025 at 9:01 PM
what exactly am I supposed to enter here
I miss the old days of the FBI, when J. Edgar Hoover would pay out of pocket to watch his girlfriend sing at a wrestling match
November 13, 2025 at 6:37 PM
I miss the old days of the FBI, when J. Edgar Hoover would pay out of pocket to watch his girlfriend sing at a wrestling match
Yes it sounds bad that Trump “spent hours” at Jeffrey Epstein’s house but knowing Epstein they were probably just hanging
November 12, 2025 at 9:19 PM
Yes it sounds bad that Trump “spent hours” at Jeffrey Epstein’s house but knowing Epstein they were probably just hanging
So sad this will take jobs away from real human racists
November 12, 2025 at 5:27 PM
So sad this will take jobs away from real human racists
Philly just trying to get this game in the hands of Jhoan Duran with a 3-0 lead
November 11, 2025 at 3:16 AM
Philly just trying to get this game in the hands of Jhoan Duran with a 3-0 lead
Who replaced my Monday Night Football with Thursday Night Football
November 11, 2025 at 2:19 AM
Who replaced my Monday Night Football with Thursday Night Football
The endless gambling app commercials during sports are one thing. The commercials for playing in a mob-rigged poker game with NBA players are another entirely
November 11, 2025 at 2:03 AM
The endless gambling app commercials during sports are one thing. The commercials for playing in a mob-rigged poker game with NBA players are another entirely
Great news from school pickup, my kids found 3 missing jackets and only lost one hoodie today for a +/ of +2 (best of any family at the lost and found)
November 10, 2025 at 10:01 PM
Great news from school pickup, my kids found 3 missing jackets and only lost one hoodie today for a +/ of +2 (best of any family at the lost and found)
Their season is literally a Kafkaesque nightmare
The Giants are firing coach Brian Daboll, sources say. A promising and frustrating season leads NYG to have an opening.
After another lead evaporated yesterday, Brian Daboll is out.
OC Mike Kafka is interim coach, per me and Mike Garafolo.
After another lead evaporated yesterday, Brian Daboll is out.
OC Mike Kafka is interim coach, per me and Mike Garafolo.
November 10, 2025 at 6:08 PM
Their season is literally a Kafkaesque nightmare
The Dick Cheney!
November 6, 2025 at 10:38 PM
The Dick Cheney!
Say what you want about Trump, he singlehandedly revitalized the “I Voted” sticker industry
November 5, 2025 at 9:34 PM
Say what you want about Trump, he singlehandedly revitalized the “I Voted” sticker industry
Between Andrew Cuomo and RFK Jr. it’s a horrible time to be the son of a guy with a New York bridge named after them. Wouldn’t want to be Chad Kosciuszko right now
November 5, 2025 at 3:11 AM
Between Andrew Cuomo and RFK Jr. it’s a horrible time to be the son of a guy with a New York bridge named after them. Wouldn’t want to be Chad Kosciuszko right now