Matt Goldich
@mattgoldich.bsky.social
I hoped it would never come to this
It’s true I saw video of one guy on a plane calling a woman “piggy”!
November 20, 2025 at 5:34 PM
It’s true I saw video of one guy on a plane calling a woman “piggy”!
5 years ago today we found out our beloved Rudy dyed. RIP
November 19, 2025 at 1:24 PM
5 years ago today we found out our beloved Rudy dyed. RIP
The fact that this book is already in stores proves capitalism is undefeated
November 17, 2025 at 4:56 PM
The fact that this book is already in stores proves capitalism is undefeated
Jeffrey Epstein? The financier?
November 14, 2025 at 12:47 AM
Jeffrey Epstein? The financier?
what exactly am I supposed to enter here
November 13, 2025 at 9:01 PM
what exactly am I supposed to enter here
So sad this will take jobs away from real human racists
November 12, 2025 at 5:27 PM
So sad this will take jobs away from real human racists
The Dick Cheney!
November 6, 2025 at 10:38 PM
The Dick Cheney!
Even the Post couldn’t make heads or tails of this one
November 5, 2025 at 1:24 AM
Even the Post couldn’t make heads or tails of this one
I wrote in Lenny Dykstra
November 4, 2025 at 2:37 PM
I wrote in Lenny Dykstra
Me realizing I should’ve just gone to bed in the 6th inning
November 2, 2025 at 4:02 AM
Me realizing I should’ve just gone to bed in the 6th inning
They’re actually called nuclear hoagies
October 30, 2025 at 4:48 PM
They’re actually called nuclear hoagies
This clip did better than usual numbers
Now release the Phone Addiction List!
Now release the Phone Addiction List!
October 21, 2025 at 1:24 PM
This clip did better than usual numbers
Now release the Phone Addiction List!
Now release the Phone Addiction List!
(to the tune of Fleetwood Mac’s “Tusk”)
October 17, 2025 at 2:49 AM
(to the tune of Fleetwood Mac’s “Tusk”)
I haven’t played video games in a long time so maybe this is normal, but my 10-year-old created a minor league baseball player in The Show who just struck out three times in a game and is now bummed out in his hotel room?
October 16, 2025 at 1:09 AM
I haven’t played video games in a long time so maybe this is normal, but my 10-year-old created a minor league baseball player in The Show who just struck out three times in a game and is now bummed out in his hotel room?
When asked to name my three favorite Diane Keaton movies:
October 12, 2025 at 12:43 AM
When asked to name my three favorite Diane Keaton movies:
“You want a bunt that gets Castellanos thrown out by 15 feet?”
“yeah, let’s do it”
“yeah, let’s do it”
October 7, 2025 at 2:59 AM
“You want a bunt that gets Castellanos thrown out by 15 feet?”
“yeah, let’s do it”
“yeah, let’s do it”
*being given the order to attack a Vietnamese soldier*
“you want me to kill a person of color?!”
“you want me to kill a person of color?!”
October 6, 2025 at 5:23 PM
*being given the order to attack a Vietnamese soldier*
“you want me to kill a person of color?!”
“you want me to kill a person of color?!”
Go off in the comments!
October 6, 2025 at 1:05 PM
Go off in the comments!
Me deciding whether to take the B-D or the A-C from Columbus Circle to West 4th Street
October 5, 2025 at 5:22 PM
Me deciding whether to take the B-D or the A-C from Columbus Circle to West 4th Street
Careful out there.
October 3, 2025 at 12:57 PM
Careful out there.
