Sonya Mathews
@mathewssonya.bsky.social
Wordsmith, comic, poker of technology.
Often amusing; needs to write more. Transatlantic New Scot. They/them.
My website: sonyamathews.com
Often amusing; needs to write more. Transatlantic New Scot. They/them.
My website: sonyamathews.com
So either she is leveraging child trauma from guns as normal ha hahahah.
Or she is supporting the assassination of an adult hatemonger, and doesn’t know how to construct an airtight joke.
I know which I hope it is and I know which one it probably is.
Or she is supporting the assassination of an adult hatemonger, and doesn’t know how to construct an airtight joke.
I know which I hope it is and I know which one it probably is.
February 3, 2026 at 1:39 AM
So either she is leveraging child trauma from guns as normal ha hahahah.
Or she is supporting the assassination of an adult hatemonger, and doesn’t know how to construct an airtight joke.
I know which I hope it is and I know which one it probably is.
Or she is supporting the assassination of an adult hatemonger, and doesn’t know how to construct an airtight joke.
I know which I hope it is and I know which one it probably is.
This whitney cummings has clearly never met a child and is also a massive ableist.
If she talks to deaf people like miss rachel talks to children it would be an improvement.
But still, leveraging deafness and mental illness screams entitled edgy comic about to whine about a “woke leftie plot”
If she talks to deaf people like miss rachel talks to children it would be an improvement.
But still, leveraging deafness and mental illness screams entitled edgy comic about to whine about a “woke leftie plot”
February 3, 2026 at 1:32 AM
This whitney cummings has clearly never met a child and is also a massive ableist.
If she talks to deaf people like miss rachel talks to children it would be an improvement.
But still, leveraging deafness and mental illness screams entitled edgy comic about to whine about a “woke leftie plot”
If she talks to deaf people like miss rachel talks to children it would be an improvement.
But still, leveraging deafness and mental illness screams entitled edgy comic about to whine about a “woke leftie plot”
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Oh, Guy Branum, I do absolutely love you 😂
January 29, 2026 at 8:24 PM
Oh, Guy Branum, I do absolutely love you 😂
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Texans: TODAY (2/2/26) is the last day to register to vote for the March primaries.
February 2, 2026 at 1:49 PM
Texans: TODAY (2/2/26) is the last day to register to vote for the March primaries.
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How bizarre that my link to fund abortions isn’t working. Trying again 🤔 ajbellgreatscottishrun2026.enthuse.com/pf/gemma-clark
February 2, 2026 at 10:35 PM
How bizarre that my link to fund abortions isn’t working. Trying again 🤔 ajbellgreatscottishrun2026.enthuse.com/pf/gemma-clark
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I started the most recent petition to decriminalise abortion. The live debate in the Lords is UNHINGED. Lots of old men SO angry that women can make choices and take pills at home away from the prying eyes of anti abortion nutters www.parliamentlive.tv/Event/Index/...
Parliamentlive.tv
House of Lords
www.parliamentlive.tv
February 2, 2026 at 9:07 PM
I started the most recent petition to decriminalise abortion. The live debate in the Lords is UNHINGED. Lots of old men SO angry that women can make choices and take pills at home away from the prying eyes of anti abortion nutters www.parliamentlive.tv/Event/Index/...
Groundhog Daycis genuinely my favorite holiday, and a masterclass of American leadership.
Punxsutawney Phil came out, looked around, and said nothing. And nobody argued.
It is the only functioning institution we have left - a rodent with vibes.
#groundhogday #PunxsutawneyPhil #america #jokes
Punxsutawney Phil came out, looked around, and said nothing. And nobody argued.
It is the only functioning institution we have left - a rodent with vibes.
#groundhogday #PunxsutawneyPhil #america #jokes
February 2, 2026 at 3:20 PM
Groundhog Daycis genuinely my favorite holiday, and a masterclass of American leadership.
Punxsutawney Phil came out, looked around, and said nothing. And nobody argued.
It is the only functioning institution we have left - a rodent with vibes.
#groundhogday #PunxsutawneyPhil #america #jokes
Punxsutawney Phil came out, looked around, and said nothing. And nobody argued.
It is the only functioning institution we have left - a rodent with vibes.
#groundhogday #PunxsutawneyPhil #america #jokes
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How shocking.
The Sunday Herald, 21 May 2000:
The Sunday Herald, 21 May 2000:
February 1, 2026 at 4:43 PM
How shocking.
The Sunday Herald, 21 May 2000:
The Sunday Herald, 21 May 2000:
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Harry Potter fan in 2026: yes the author is a Nazi with ties to Jeffrey Epstein but I don't see any of that when I buy my annual wand at the Wizarding World in Florida
February 1, 2026 at 7:50 PM
Harry Potter fan in 2026: yes the author is a Nazi with ties to Jeffrey Epstein but I don't see any of that when I buy my annual wand at the Wizarding World in Florida
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Remember folks. Fantasy Football is just Dungeons and Dragons for jocks.
Enjoy the Superbowl next Sunday. Go Hawks!
Kim and I will be watching the Puppybowl.
Enjoy the Superbowl next Sunday. Go Hawks!
Kim and I will be watching the Puppybowl.
January 31, 2026 at 6:12 PM
Remember folks. Fantasy Football is just Dungeons and Dragons for jocks.
Enjoy the Superbowl next Sunday. Go Hawks!
Kim and I will be watching the Puppybowl.
Enjoy the Superbowl next Sunday. Go Hawks!
Kim and I will be watching the Puppybowl.
There is a pervasive sentiment that anything American is dumb and backwards. This sentiment is used to bolster sensed of superiority, which are often employed to obscure any examining of local culture.
Example, UK politics is very much sports coded just like the USA.
Example, UK politics is very much sports coded just like the USA.
February 1, 2026 at 7:11 PM
There is a pervasive sentiment that anything American is dumb and backwards. This sentiment is used to bolster sensed of superiority, which are often employed to obscure any examining of local culture.
Example, UK politics is very much sports coded just like the USA.
Example, UK politics is very much sports coded just like the USA.
I keep thinking again, in light of the latest Epstein files dump, about how MeToo “went too far.”
February 1, 2026 at 7:07 PM
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Happy Imbolc/St Brigid’s Day 🕯️
In honour of this day about the returning light and reproductive freedom, I’ve signed up for the Great Scottish Run to raise money for the Abortion Support Network if anyone wants to give them a few pounds. ajbellgreatscottishrun2026.enthuse.com/pf/gemma-clark
In honour of this day about the returning light and reproductive freedom, I’ve signed up for the Great Scottish Run to raise money for the Abortion Support Network if anyone wants to give them a few pounds. ajbellgreatscottishrun2026.enthuse.com/pf/gemma-clark
February 1, 2026 at 6:01 PM
Happy Imbolc/St Brigid’s Day 🕯️
In honour of this day about the returning light and reproductive freedom, I’ve signed up for the Great Scottish Run to raise money for the Abortion Support Network if anyone wants to give them a few pounds. ajbellgreatscottishrun2026.enthuse.com/pf/gemma-clark
In honour of this day about the returning light and reproductive freedom, I’ve signed up for the Great Scottish Run to raise money for the Abortion Support Network if anyone wants to give them a few pounds. ajbellgreatscottishrun2026.enthuse.com/pf/gemma-clark
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'I'm really into Celtic history'
The sweetest they/them you've every met.
OR
The most unhinged white supremacist you could possibly imagine.
The sweetest they/them you've every met.
OR
The most unhinged white supremacist you could possibly imagine.
February 1, 2026 at 6:40 PM
'I'm really into Celtic history'
The sweetest they/them you've every met.
OR
The most unhinged white supremacist you could possibly imagine.
The sweetest they/them you've every met.
OR
The most unhinged white supremacist you could possibly imagine.
Some millennials are tech bros, others are self care baddies. I am a millennial raised by the Silent Generation.
I overthink every text because I was raised by people who thought emotions were a Soviet plot.
#jokes #millennial
www.youtube.com/shorts/yOSsf...
I overthink every text because I was raised by people who thought emotions were a Soviet plot.
#jokes #millennial
www.youtube.com/shorts/yOSsf...
Being a Millennial with Silent Generation and Boomer Parents
Being a Millennial with Silent Gen parents = “figure it out” deluxe.
#Millennial #SilentGeneration #standupcomedy #agegap #comedyshorts
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February 1, 2026 at 9:15 AM
Some millennials are tech bros, others are self care baddies. I am a millennial raised by the Silent Generation.
I overthink every text because I was raised by people who thought emotions were a Soviet plot.
#jokes #millennial
www.youtube.com/shorts/yOSsf...
I overthink every text because I was raised by people who thought emotions were a Soviet plot.
#jokes #millennial
www.youtube.com/shorts/yOSsf...
Mayflower passengers were immigrants too.
We are all immigrants. Unless you came over on the Mayflower. I am an immigrant to Canada having grown up in the US. America was built by immigrants. Some people have forgotten that.
February 1, 2026 at 1:56 AM
Mayflower passengers were immigrants too.
If you think that Reform is the answer to the country’s problems, you have a serious case of Sports Brain.
Career politicians don’t get out of responsibility for the country’s problems by making a new party and shouting ”outrage” louder.
Career politicians don’t get out of responsibility for the country’s problems by making a new party and shouting ”outrage” louder.
January 31, 2026 at 6:52 PM
If you think that Reform is the answer to the country’s problems, you have a serious case of Sports Brain.
Career politicians don’t get out of responsibility for the country’s problems by making a new party and shouting ”outrage” louder.
Career politicians don’t get out of responsibility for the country’s problems by making a new party and shouting ”outrage” louder.
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every epstein file drop underscores how elite power operates through shared socio-economic networks, regardless of people's ideological differences, populist posturing, or public feuds
January 30, 2026 at 11:58 PM
every epstein file drop underscores how elite power operates through shared socio-economic networks, regardless of people's ideological differences, populist posturing, or public feuds
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Dad has been in hospital for 3.5 weeks. I wanted to call something out... something beautiful yet unapplauded.
The nurses attending to him are Polish, Indian, Filipino, Nigerian, Ugandan and Somalian.
Imigrants.
And they treat my sick and confused dad with such respect. /1
The nurses attending to him are Polish, Indian, Filipino, Nigerian, Ugandan and Somalian.
Imigrants.
And they treat my sick and confused dad with such respect. /1
January 31, 2026 at 5:57 PM
Dad has been in hospital for 3.5 weeks. I wanted to call something out... something beautiful yet unapplauded.
The nurses attending to him are Polish, Indian, Filipino, Nigerian, Ugandan and Somalian.
Imigrants.
And they treat my sick and confused dad with such respect. /1
The nurses attending to him are Polish, Indian, Filipino, Nigerian, Ugandan and Somalian.
Imigrants.
And they treat my sick and confused dad with such respect. /1
Alberta separatists are looking at the USA as a model. That’s like choosing a dentist because of how loud the screams are.
#joke #canada
edition.cnn.com/2026/01/30/a...
#joke #canada
edition.cnn.com/2026/01/30/a...
edition.cnn.com
January 31, 2026 at 3:34 PM
Alberta separatists are looking at the USA as a model. That’s like choosing a dentist because of how loud the screams are.
#joke #canada
edition.cnn.com/2026/01/30/a...
#joke #canada
edition.cnn.com/2026/01/30/a...
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The Scottish Greens are now only 3k away from their target to create a tv broadcast. It is essential that progressive parties get as many list seats as possible to keep UK MAGA (Trump’s pal Farage) out of our parliament. Please share/send them a few £s www.crowdfunder.co.uk/checkout/hel...
Help get the Scottish Greens on TV
Let's get £10,000 to produce the best Scottish Greens Election broadcast yet - Can you help us reach this goal?
www.crowdfunder.co.uk
January 31, 2026 at 1:31 PM
The Scottish Greens are now only 3k away from their target to create a tv broadcast. It is essential that progressive parties get as many list seats as possible to keep UK MAGA (Trump’s pal Farage) out of our parliament. Please share/send them a few £s www.crowdfunder.co.uk/checkout/hel...
Because biathlon involves guns and thinking.
Can’t have that!
Can’t have that!
Every single Olympic curling stone is made of granite sourced from one island in Scotland! 🥌
Biathlon is the only Winter Olympic sport America has never medaled in. Yes, the one with the guns! <how, Sway? meme> 🔫
“Doubles Luge is for Ace & Gary, not Lace & Mary!” 🥓
And more Olympics 101! 👇🏻
Biathlon is the only Winter Olympic sport America has never medaled in. Yes, the one with the guns! <how, Sway? meme> 🔫
“Doubles Luge is for Ace & Gary, not Lace & Mary!” 🥓
And more Olympics 101! 👇🏻
Big Citrus makes its triumphant return!
@byalexazzi.bsky.social, @biancahillier.bsky.social & I celebrate one week ‘til the Olympics with a Good Game PowerPoint Party! Buckle up for a fact-packed, info-laden journey through all 16 Winter Olympic sports.
podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/g...
@byalexazzi.bsky.social, @biancahillier.bsky.social & I celebrate one week ‘til the Olympics with a Good Game PowerPoint Party! Buckle up for a fact-packed, info-laden journey through all 16 Winter Olympic sports.
podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/g...
January 30, 2026 at 5:20 PM
Because biathlon involves guns and thinking.
Can’t have that!
Can’t have that!
Well he does a fair amount of the harassing and the raping so that’s something to stop.
Melania Trump: "He would like to have a country where all of the people can walk down the street and not be harassed or murdered or women raped"
January 30, 2026 at 1:36 AM
Well he does a fair amount of the harassing and the raping so that’s something to stop.