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Bafflegabs

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Senior Producer at Smartless Media, formerly Earwolf. Staying Alive/ClueLess/Bad Dates/Just Jack & Will/HDTGM/Get Played/Comedy Bang Bang/Video Archives/Unspooled. Character-wise, I’m kind of borderline shy/wild. I like to surf & turf, in that order.

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Bafflegabs @bafflegabs.bsky.social · May 4

We went with my mom to the lovely celeb cemetery in Westwood Village, some of my all-time favorites are taking their final naps there. But this is potentially the single greatest headstone of all time, my man.

Headstone reads “JACK LEMMON in” with the grave directly below.

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Bafflegabs @bafflegabs.bsky.social · 10h

My favorite Lizabeth role is the phenomenal but underseen Too Late For Tears (1949) in which she plays Jane Palmer, one of THE most brutal & cold-blooded femme fatales of the whole era, it’s an absolute gem.

Lizabeth in Too Late For Tears, spinning some damn web of lies or another. She’s saying something, a completely wicked gleam in her eyes. Black and white, heavy shadows behind her.

Bafflegabs @bafflegabs.bsky.social · 11h

Sorry, the drawstring came out of my hoodie in the dryer, so if you need me I’ll be painstakingly futzing it back in for the next 37 hours.

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Bafflegabs @bafflegabs.bsky.social · 11h

Was over by the Walk Of Fame today, which I’m not very often, found the great Lizabeth Scott’s star. She was one of the greatest of all time in the noir era, if allowed by the director she could handily blow Bogart or Burt off the screen, no sweat. We salute you, Lizabeth! 🫡

Lizabeth Scott’s walk of fame star, my right sneaker slightly in shot.

Lizabeth in full color promo, blonde hair, a red lip, an intense face, her suit is blue, she is leaning on a purple velvet covered plinth

Lizabeth in black and white, looking straight down the lens. She is more than a little otherworldly.

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Bafflegabs @bafflegabs.bsky.social · 1d

I’m not sure what this move is, but it does feel like some kind of breakthrough in our friendship haha.

Black cat stretched to her absolute fullest length, coquettish paws, tail curled amusingly, looking up at me for pets from below my work chair

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Bafflegabs @bafflegabs.bsky.social · 2d

There is maybe no email more pleasurable to receive in your mid-40s than “your King Crimson BluRay bundle has cleared customs.” Fuck yeah, it’s cleared customs.

Bafflegabs @bafflegabs.bsky.social · 2d

I have watched that godforsaken clip of Cuomo saying “that’s what we call a disgraziato” about 150 times and it’s still funny. Partly funny because disgraziato means “unfortunate,” not “a disgrace,” and why do I know that and Andrew Cuomo doesn’t lolol.

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Bafflegabs @bafflegabs.bsky.social · 2d

Our new show launched today: I Need You Guys, with Jenny Slate, Gabe Liedman, & Max Silvestri! I helped format this, recorded the early eps, wrote all the music! Our first guest is John Mulaney! This show is lovely, it’s just really good friends being silly & vulnerable.

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This Is The Way (w/ John Mulaney) | I Need You Guys w/ Jenny Slate, Max Silvestri & Gabe Liedman

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Bafflegabs @bafflegabs.bsky.social · 4d

She does like to hang out. Very nearby, but all contact is to be at her SOLE initiation. Proximity is not an invitation to pet, head bonks are though.

Unnamed black cat laying comfortably on beige carpet, under a see through coffee table, Korg Minilogue is lying next to her. She does have a derp-adjacent face, not to be rude.

Same unnamed black cat sitting on my sofa, staring over her shoulder out the window behind her, and here the word derp is sadly unavoidable in describing her face. My TV and shelves in the background.

Bafflegabs @bafflegabs.bsky.social · 5d

A-dorable!!

Bafflegabs @bafflegabs.bsky.social · 5d

We started out calling her Gronklin, which has become Grinklin and then Skrinklin. We’ll see where we end up haha. Her personality is very skrinkly.

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Bafflegabs @bafflegabs.bsky.social · 5d

The rescue cat and I have made friendly. She is very affectionate but also unbelievably skittish, name TBD but I think we should call her Flinch lol.

Black cat with white eyeliner and claws extended with contentment as my hand scritches her head. She’s on a grey sofa, the carpet is beige, my sleeve is cardboard colored, you can see a bit of my fuzzy TARDIS blanket.

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Bafflegabs @bafflegabs.bsky.social · 5d

Classic 5, modern 13, which does suggest I have a type haha

Bafflegabs @bafflegabs.bsky.social · 6d

OH MY GOODNESS

Bafflegabs @bafflegabs.bsky.social · 6d

RIP to the magnificent Samantha Eggar, a favorite actor in things like The Collector, The 7% Solution, The Lady In The Car With Glasses And A Gun, THE BROOD, oh my god The Brood. In addition to her talent and screen charisma, it is also worth noting that she was absolutely lush.

Samantha, lush in black and white, trousers and a striped shirt

Samantha, lush in color, green eyes, reddish hair, freckles. Stahp it.

Bafflegabs @bafflegabs.bsky.social · 6d

An actual note I just had to send to my mastering engineer about the record: “This sounds great! One thing though, the distorted voice of Jon Pertwee should actually be at the end of Track 16, not the beginning of Track 17” 😂

Bafflegabs @bafflegabs.bsky.social · 7d

Oh my god, I just got my album back from the mastering engineer. At some point today I shall sequester myself away somewhere and listen to the whole thing and I am “skeleton leaping out of body” levels of excited about it.

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Bafflegabs @bafflegabs.bsky.social · 7d

An absolutely flawless filmed entertainment! What else, literally what else, could you even want a movie to contain?!

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Bafflegabs @bafflegabs.bsky.social · 7d

Your periodic reminder

onion person @junlper.beer · 8d

as my spotify subscription has now expired, i pulled the plug on renewal and moved over to tidal! i’m liking it so far, it has like 95% of all my music, pays musicians double rate per stream, and it’s functionally the same

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