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Gabe the Hermit
@massivedork.bsky.social
He/him, 28, 🇵🇭, local nerd, god of unproductivity.

Eorzea Alt: @goldendoggooflight.bsky.social
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Castlevania Belmont's Curse coming 2026
February 12, 2026 at 10:45 PM
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A strong showing from Konami on today's State of Play! 👀

⚬ Castlevania: Belmont’s Curse
⚬ Darwin’s Paradox
⚬ Metal Gear Solid Master Collection Vol. 2
⚬ Rev. Noir
⚬ Silent Hill: Townfall

There's still more show to see: play.st/YouTube
February 12, 2026 at 10:51 PM
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To me, my X-Men.

Wolverine, Danger, and Magik join the roster when MARVEL Tōkon: Fighting Souls arrives on PS5 & PC Aug 6: play.st/4aSCiPV
February 12, 2026 at 11:13 PM
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another look at Resident Evil Requiem
February 12, 2026 at 10:15 PM
HOLY FUCKING SHIT, CASTLEVANIA IS BACK YOOOOOOOOOOO
February 13, 2026 at 12:29 AM
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Babe, wake up, new sarcastic but entirely worthwhile internet abbreviation just dropped
Over on threads someone just use ai;dr and we all need to adopt that right quick
February 11, 2026 at 11:16 PM
Age verification?

Castlevania Symphony of the Night came out that year, oh and I guess Final Fantasy VII too, whatever.
Age verification?

A sheep named Dolly was cloned and the Unabomber was arrested in the same year. Oh and I guess the N64 was released that year too.
Age verification?

I was born during the Waco siege

You thought this would be fun and cheeky and nerdy and whatever

No I'm too intrigued in my personal study of cults for that
February 11, 2026 at 3:08 PM
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Anyone who still supports Donald Trump is an accomplice to child sex traffickers.
February 10, 2026 at 11:20 PM
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I had a dream that they announced a new kingdom hearts game and Emet-Selch was there and he shot goofy
January 27, 2026 at 5:00 PM
I might actually finally but a Nendoroid for the first time in my life… because of Y’shtola LMAO
February 5, 2026 at 1:58 PM
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The last valentione maze event: haha hehe teehee
This year's valentione event: static recruitment for cake EX no disband until we clear (ratatouille strat) must have parses logged min ilvl 900
February 3, 2026 at 6:51 AM
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with all the cny/lny mods going around lately and drawing closer to the start of the new year in feb lets be respectful and normal w them for the occasion 🙏 恭喜发财 !!!!
February 3, 2026 at 3:32 AM
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February 3, 2026 at 2:24 PM
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/throws a flashbang into all her oomfs
February 3, 2026 at 2:21 AM
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BONJOUR TOUT LE MONDE

www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
Musk's X office in France raided by Paris prosecutor
The Paris prosecutor says its cyber-crime unit is conducting a search of X's offices.
www.bbc.co.uk
February 3, 2026 at 10:23 AM
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The Main and the Alt in the new Valentiones sweaters.

Sweet Angel vs Total Fucking Dork lmao
February 3, 2026 at 4:23 AM
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February 2, 2026 at 8:18 PM
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January 31, 2026 at 3:18 PM
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@faineg.bsky.social Something you want to share with the class?
February 2, 2026 at 3:13 PM
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The bitterness is the best part

The coffee❌
The story⭕️

#FFXIV #Sphene
January 27, 2026 at 12:12 PM
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Solution Nine

aka final fantasy 2077
#sphene #ffxiv #finalfantasy #ffxivart #finalfantasy14
January 29, 2026 at 3:28 PM
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October 15, 2025 at 8:14 AM
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a lot of people have posted my favorite ffxiv posts but i have to give a shoutout to captain ahab white whale ffxiv roleplay. it lives in my mind forever
January 28, 2026 at 11:15 PM
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This is from a pissed off Brit:

Fuck ICE 🖕🏻
Fuck Trump 🖕🏻
Fuck MAGA 🖕🏻
Fuck Nazis 🖕🏻

Black Lives Matter ✊🏿
Trans Rights are Human Rights 🏳️‍⚧️
Love is Love 🏳️‍🌈
My Body My Choice 👩🏼
Free Palestine 🇵🇸
No human is illegal.

If you don’t like it, there’s the fucking door. Get the fuck out.
January 29, 2026 at 2:06 PM
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January 27, 2026 at 8:14 PM