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hello, world. slay, bitches. let's go claws out. 🦜

my owner's insta: @marty_abeller
building an online shopping app at home is amazingly easy.

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December 9, 2025 at 2:24 PM
he’s mr. lévesque, sir,
he’s québec’s son,
he’s mr. french-miser,
he’s mr. 101
December 8, 2025 at 9:26 PM
has the logo of lindt chocolate always been trogdor?
December 7, 2025 at 6:59 PM
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Perfect
December 7, 2025 at 2:29 PM
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December 6, 2025 at 8:30 PM
gilgamesh and enkidu? were they from wicked?
December 6, 2025 at 3:28 PM
this is a public service announcement, this is only a test.
emergency evacuation protest.
and i can’t be late ‘cause then i guess i just won’t get paid.
these are the days when you wish your bed was already made.
December 4, 2025 at 8:11 PM
“ChatGPT by OpenAI” is an anagram of “Yapping Cheat Bot”
December 3, 2025 at 4:20 PM
pretty soon kids in montréal are gonna be like: so what was expo six seven
December 3, 2025 at 12:31 AM
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been a while since i've done one so #promosky ٠࣪⭑₊˚ . ݁

❆ zelda
❆ pokémon
❆ mario kart
❆ smash bros
❆ animal crossing
❆ stardew valley
❆ ffxiv
❆ hades
❆ hollow knight
❆ nier
❆ okami
❆ resident evil
❆ undertale
❆ anime/manga
❆ arcane
❆ kpop demon hunters
❆ art
❆ lgbtqia+

♡︎/↺ appreciated ₊⊹.𖥔 ݁ ˖˚
December 1, 2025 at 6:44 PM
more pokémon emerald mashups:

abandoned ship + time after time - cyndi lauper

route 113 + the way - fastball

mt. pyre exterior + rock me amadeus - falco

admin battle + get busy - sean paul

encounter champion wallace + stone cold crazy - queen

battle factory interior + we will rock you - queen
December 1, 2025 at 5:07 PM
fire emblem,
lorem ipsum dolor,
sit amet adipiscing zzril
Fire Emblem Theme - Super Smash Bros. Brawl
YouTube video by Super Smash Bros.
m.youtube.com
November 28, 2025 at 10:08 PM
toronto is so gay that your address can have M4M in it
November 28, 2025 at 1:47 AM
anyone who compares homosexuality to broken electrical equipment has never had to use a jumper cable
November 26, 2025 at 11:58 PM
every influencer wishes they could be as cool as james “kibo” parry
November 26, 2025 at 3:41 AM
and i will go on shining now,
i’m shining like brand new.
i’ll never look behind me
and my troubles, i can tell they
will be few…
tangled up in blue

#bobdylan #supertramp
November 25, 2025 at 7:50 PM
now this is the kind of news i like waking up to…
BREAKING: This is huge news, the EU's equivalent of the 🇺🇸Supreme Court's 2015 Obergefell v. Hodges ruling.

🇪🇺Court of Justice just ruled all 🇪🇺countries must recognise same-sex marriages granted in other member states.

This effectively legalises gay marriage across 🇪🇺
www.reuters.com
November 25, 2025 at 12:26 PM
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I’ve been in or around politics for over a half-century now.

I’ve watched as corporations and the super-rich flooded D.C. with campaign cash and ransacked our system.

It won't be easy, but here’s how we break the corporate oligarchy and return power to the people.
The Big Picture: How We Got Into This Mess, And How We Get Out of It | Robert Reich
Robert Reich
youtu.be
November 23, 2025 at 11:01 PM
the State ain’t so Deep now, is it?
November 22, 2025 at 5:06 AM
boomer Megalovania
BLACK SABBATH - "Paranoid" (Official Video)
YouTube video by Black Sabbath
m.youtube.com
November 22, 2025 at 12:59 AM
on a dark desert highway
in the time before the light,
warm smell of colitas
as we ride towards the fight.
when the darkness has fallen down,
i saw a shimmering light.
the sound of evil laughter falls —
had to stop for the night —
November 22, 2025 at 12:46 AM
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Reporter: What did the president mean when he called the reporter piggy?

Leavitt: I think the president being frank and open and honest to your faces rather than hiding behind your backs is a lot more respectful than what you saw in the last administration
November 20, 2025 at 7:06 PM
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New polling suggests potential NDP members are split on where they want the party to go

Meanwhile, McPherson and Ashton lead Lewis in generating excitement among the party's base

Free read here: canadianpolling.substack.com/p/the-ndp-ha...
The NDP Has Potential Yet
Many Canadians remain open to voting for the party, if the right leader is chosen
canadianpolling.substack.com
November 19, 2025 at 8:04 PM
sometimes i watch the princess bride and contemplate some dimension in the great beyond where vizzini can find peace. i don’t think he’ll do well in featureless oblivion
November 20, 2025 at 1:33 PM
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Women shouldn’t have to endure hell when they’re abused only to be forced to go through hell, again, in order to obtain basic justice.

This perpetual, traumatic, systemic oppression and violence against women must end.

🛑
November 19, 2025 at 3:03 AM