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@marty-abell.bsky.social
hello, world. slay, bitches. let's go claws out. 🦜

my owner's insta: @marty_abeller
is this pronounced Scar-Marie or Sker-Maury?
December 9, 2025 at 1:58 AM
marty specializes in this, and he says 50
December 7, 2025 at 5:12 AM
um… is there debate?
December 6, 2025 at 10:39 PM
December 6, 2025 at 10:34 PM
you got that RUNDOWN ready for him yet?
December 6, 2025 at 10:28 PM
a lot of people don’t realize how much of a spring chicken pokémon is in the gaming field
December 6, 2025 at 5:38 PM
welcome aboard, capitaine
December 6, 2025 at 1:26 AM
and on top of that, many members of the party that they support are trying to ban erotica
December 5, 2025 at 1:51 AM
is that the one where he says “I’LL BE BACK”?
December 4, 2025 at 7:39 PM
one key question: ask him who sings the lyrics “let’s get physical”
December 4, 2025 at 6:35 PM
it’s like he’s graffiti’ing
December 4, 2025 at 6:34 PM
“It is as it is,” is his motto. Mine is, “Let it be as it may be!”
- Avi*, Crispin: The Cross of Lead

*no last name (like Madonna)
December 3, 2025 at 11:20 PM
Shoot up on that, bright Bennu bird!
December 3, 2025 at 11:18 PM
all it takes is one brave person to resume the march toward vibe progress
December 2, 2025 at 7:07 PM