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Can't get enough of this account. Really hope they're all real
February 2, 2026 at 10:35 PM
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February 1, 2026 at 10:59 PM
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The release date reception for "Melania" is so exceptionally bad that they decided to release more Epstein files 😂
www.the-independent.com/arts-enterta...
Melania Trump is a scowling void of pure nothingness in her ghastly film – review
Hitting cinemas as the streets of America remain filled with the angry and grieving, the vulgar, gilded lifestyle of the Trumps makes them look like Marie Antoinette skulking in her cake-filled chatea...
www.the-independent.com
January 30, 2026 at 9:54 PM
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January 30, 2026 at 9:59 PM
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Absolutely incredible sequence from CNN.

"Maduro was a paranoid lunatic always lying about the CIA trying to overthrow him. Anyways, now that the CIA has overthrown him..."
It remains to be seen how the Venezuelan people will respond to a more overt CIA presence in the country post-Maduro. For years, Maduro cast the CIA as a convenient boogey man, repeatedly accusing the agency – without evidence – of attempting to topple his regime as he clung to power despite US opposition. Now, the CIA has helped supplant Maduro and is poised to help actively manage the Trump administration’s dealings with Venezuela’s new leadership.
January 28, 2026 at 12:41 PM
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January 27, 2026 at 10:59 AM
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January 27, 2026 at 7:00 AM
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January 27, 2026 at 8:59 AM
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UK cinemas being paid to play Amazon's pro-Trump propaganda film to near empty rooms
www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026...
January 27, 2026 at 6:59 AM
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mint-royale.com
I wish the internet was more about people 3D printing whistling mortar bombs for their very happy dogs to chase than arseholes secretly filming unsuspecting people for grifting and humiliation but I guess that ship has sailed
January 24, 2026 at 9:11 AM
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benstanley.eu
“You guys just got to the last page?”
January 24, 2026 at 10:04 AM
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jim.londoncentric.media
This is one of the strangest and most screwed-up stories I’ve worked on. www.londoncentric.media/p/tiktok-lon...
Who's secretly filming fake TikToks inside Londoners' homes?
We tracked down the viral video account invading people's houses to spread false claims about immigrants.
www.londoncentric.media
January 24, 2026 at 6:55 AM
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WHO removing Us Flag
January 23, 2026 at 9:45 PM
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This is so stupid and crazy it wouldn’t have passed muster in the Veep writer’s room. Also demonstrates that they’d be insane to share any real intel with Patel.
January 23, 2026 at 12:42 PM
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I know the world seems terrible, but also, this happened www.youtube.com/watch?v=GhJx...
January 23, 2026 at 9:54 AM
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stephencollins.bsky.social
Off and on it
[Scene is heaven, in clouds. JESUS, acting as God’s PA, is briefing God, a big ball of light with arms sat at an executive desk, with a computer on it]. Jesus [holding a tablet computer]: OK, so - The next one to check in on is… ‘Earth’. God: Spelling? Jesus: E-A-R-T-H. [God types into the computer] tap-tap-tap-tap-tap. Tap. God: F—ing hell. What’s happened here!? We need to complain - get me the manager. Jesus: Uh, well, the most powerful one is… [Jesus turns his iPad round to show God. We can’t see the screen] God: What is that. I mean, it’s been a while but that’s definitely not how I designed them. Are you sure we’ve got the right planet? Jesus: Yes, this is the… top human. God: Off and on it again Jesus: I’ll book the meteor [Ends]
January 23, 2026 at 12:14 AM
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“When your back is against the wall, there is only one thing to do, and that is turn around and fight.”

- attributed to John Major
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Vance on the economy:

"You don't turn the Titanic around overnight"
January 22, 2026 at 7:19 PM
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Iceland at Davos
Lenny from the Simpsons after being insulted by Ned Flanders saying “hey, I’ve only been here a few minutes. What’s going on?”
January 21, 2026 at 2:34 PM
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China has the largest installed wind capacity in the world.
atrupar.com Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 12d
Trump: "There are windmills all over Europe. There are windmills all over the place. And they are losers. One thing I've noticed is that the more windmills a country has, the more money that country loses, and the worse that country is doing. I haven't been able to find any wind farms in China."
January 21, 2026 at 2:53 PM
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I've had enough.
January 21, 2026 at 2:09 PM
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BBC viewers can access Mark Rutte's inner monologue by pressing the red button.
January 21, 2026 at 2:11 PM
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Trump in Davos, Switzerland:

"Without us, right now you'd all be speaking German".

German is the main language of Switzerland.
January 21, 2026 at 2:08 PM
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Yesterday it was cows using tools, today its penguins using satellite imagery.
Headline: "Scientists discover emperor penguin colony in Antarctica using satellite images"
January 20, 2026 at 6:44 PM
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tom-phillips.com
going to use "at my most enigmatic and expansive" to describe the next time I have a few too many wines
Screenshot from BBC News live text coverage of Trump press conference: 19:27 This news conference could go on for a very long time (byline: Gary O'Donoghue, Chief North America correspondent at the White House) This is the president in his most enigmatic and expansive mood. During the campaign this used to be called "the weave" – meandering from subject to subject, often the connections not immediately obvious.
January 20, 2026 at 8:07 PM
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In the 2010s, the Icelandic tv station Channel 2 accidentally added subtitles from a gritty crime drama to an episode of Teletubbies.

I have translated some of the highlights
A screenshot of Lala and Po from the teletubbies. The screenshot is clearly taken from someone's phone, as the borders of the tv can be seen, as well as glimpses into the apartment behind them. Po is in bed wrapped up in a blanket. The text below them reads "I know you were high at my mother-in-laws funeral..." More screenshots from the Teletubbies. Lala seems to be upset with a terrified Po. the text below reads "Did you kill the dog? Why would you do that?!" A third screenshot from the Teletubbies, this time the same scene as before. Po is wearing an apron while Lala seems to still be upset at him. The text below reads "You're nothing but a failure of a man."
January 20, 2026 at 12:30 AM