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Mark Turner
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Man in Cardiff. I can’t tell you who I work for because they wouldn’t approve. And most likely, nor would you.

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Is this the most downvoted post on the bbc sport website ever? 😆
December 5, 2025 at 6:01 PM
How are they going to fill all that air space?
December 4, 2025 at 7:10 PM
Thanks!
December 3, 2025 at 4:20 PM
I’m not pre-ordering this but was curious… what’s the extra £1 for, Nintendo?
November 30, 2025 at 2:50 PM
Is this the most misleading headline and picture ever? England all out for 172 before tea is dreadful!
November 21, 2025 at 7:11 AM
Seen a lot of chat that it was tactical voting that kept Reform out in Caerphilly, but looking at this it’s hard not to draw the conclusion the tactical vote was to keep Labour out. Will they learn anything?
October 25, 2025 at 9:49 AM
Omg duolingo I hate you so much. This “energy” shit where you essentially lose hearts just for doing the lessons (even if you get everything right!) is the absolute last straw.
September 18, 2025 at 8:54 AM
Had a skim through the government petitions website this morning, apropos of nothing, and my goodness, there are some weird things in the most supported list.
September 17, 2025 at 11:52 AM
Welp, guess I’m not playing it tonight
September 4, 2025 at 9:10 PM
Just got back from @greenmanfest.bsky.social, a fantastic (and sunny) week which has only confirmed in my mind that it’s the best place in the world. Hats off to the organisers and all the performers!

If you haven’t been, add it to your bucket list!
August 18, 2025 at 12:43 PM
Football’s back! Nice to get the Hollywood ending against Wrexham 😅 #saintsfc
August 9, 2025 at 3:46 PM
Picked a load of stinging nettles out of my bag of spinach this evening! With hindsight I probably should have left them in…
July 7, 2025 at 7:41 PM
Yeah, tbf London is the outlier, I guess it’s to do with economies of scale or something but regional pricing is definitely already with us in some ways!
July 5, 2025 at 2:44 PM
Spotted in Asda today.
June 29, 2025 at 8:51 PM
Answer: no

Cowards
June 28, 2025 at 2:33 PM
Seems like even he isn’t that daft, but who knows? A high position on a regional list might tempt him!
June 16, 2025 at 9:08 PM
This is such a pointless, insipid statement, it genuinely reads like a condemnation of industrial action, rather than, y’know, war.
June 14, 2025 at 10:25 AM
Their fans are one of few redeeming qualities.
May 31, 2025 at 9:26 PM
Found this on my broccoli, which has triggered a bit of debate about what this would turn into; any entomologists out there?
May 28, 2025 at 5:34 PM
If anyone cares… I did! Tidy 50p profit
May 25, 2025 at 10:33 PM
There’s a mayfly enjoying some tunes in my kitchen this morning. Given its short lifespan this seems like an unwise choice, yet somehow relatable.
May 25, 2025 at 8:20 AM
Tomorrow is one of those days when being on an agile electricity tariff really pays off ⚡️

Wonder if I can make back the standing charge…
May 24, 2025 at 5:45 PM
How to ensure no-one ever sits on this bench.

I assume there are people waiting in ambush to engage you in small talk as soon as you sit down.
May 13, 2025 at 12:12 PM
Look at this total bollocks. What production team? It wasn’t a BBC production!

This is breaking the guidelines but Justin Webb writing about how great Trump is is A-OK. Andrew Neil editing the Spectator was fine.

Anyway by this logic they should cancel Top Gear for not featuring enough unicycles…
May 3, 2025 at 9:33 PM
The teeth flies were worth it, these guys were so good. Personal Trainer, check ‘em out!
May 2, 2025 at 10:04 PM