Mark I
@markplusbeer.bsky.social
All thoughts mine and incredibly stupid
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CHELSEA PLAYERS CRYING 🚨
February 3, 2026 at 10:00 PM
CHELSEA PLAYERS CRYING 🚨
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My wife has just recycled several feet of unpopped bubble wrap. Starting to think I might have married a monster.
February 1, 2026 at 6:20 PM
My wife has just recycled several feet of unpopped bubble wrap. Starting to think I might have married a monster.
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Most of Epstein’s victims were either too frightened to come forward, or silenced through legal threats. Oh, and here’s a senior British politician giving Epstein tips on how to silence them
February 1, 2026 at 11:25 AM
Most of Epstein’s victims were either too frightened to come forward, or silenced through legal threats. Oh, and here’s a senior British politician giving Epstein tips on how to silence them
Fascinating to see how many people I went to school with that now follow right wing politicians and commentators
January 27, 2026 at 10:09 AM
Fascinating to see how many people I went to school with that now follow right wing politicians and commentators
Gym leg day, hobbling around the house now
a man in a suit and tie is walking down a sidewalk at night and talking on a cell phone .
ALT: a man in a suit and tie is walking down a sidewalk at night and talking on a cell phone .
media.tenor.com
January 25, 2026 at 3:12 PM
Gym leg day, hobbling around the house now
I miss the summer of Turnstile. That seems so long ago
a man in a white shirt is holding a frisbee in the air and the word campbells is on the bottom of the screen
ALT: a man in a white shirt is holding a frisbee in the air and the word campbells is on the bottom of the screen
media.tenor.com
January 25, 2026 at 1:28 PM
I miss the summer of Turnstile. That seems so long ago
Well that's the end of Labour at the next election
January 25, 2026 at 1:21 PM
Well that's the end of Labour at the next election
Finally watching Sinners, it's very good
January 23, 2026 at 8:00 PM
Finally watching Sinners, it's very good
Almost 3 days with this booming headache, I want to claw my eyes out
a man with a beard is touching his forehead with his hands
ALT: a man with a beard is touching his forehead with his hands
media.tenor.com
January 19, 2026 at 5:47 PM
Almost 3 days with this booming headache, I want to claw my eyes out
A migraine on a Sunday is a life punishment of massive proportions. I want my day back.
tigger from winnie the pooh is walking in the snow
ALT: tigger from winnie the pooh is walking in the snow
media.tenor.com
January 18, 2026 at 7:37 PM
A migraine on a Sunday is a life punishment of massive proportions. I want my day back.
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awww Nigel got scared
Farage is apparently 'under the weather' today and unable to talk about the US threats to the UK and Europe over Greenland.
Which is unfortunate.
Which is unfortunate.
January 18, 2026 at 9:17 AM
awww Nigel got scared
Just finished the Fullmetal Alchemist: Brotherhood series. That was brilliant. The ending actually delivers which is so very rare.
January 17, 2026 at 11:12 PM
Just finished the Fullmetal Alchemist: Brotherhood series. That was brilliant. The ending actually delivers which is so very rare.
Reform are just Tory 2.0
BREAKING Kemi Badenoch has sacked Robert Jenrick from the shadow cabinet, removed the whip and suspended his party membership.
She says she was "presented with clear, irrefutable evidence that he was plotting in secret to defect" to Reform
She says she was "presented with clear, irrefutable evidence that he was plotting in secret to defect" to Reform
January 15, 2026 at 11:36 AM
Reform are just Tory 2.0
I would like a large amount of snow please
January 7, 2026 at 10:32 PM
I would like a large amount of snow please
What an absolute mental start to the year this is
January 7, 2026 at 10:31 PM
What an absolute mental start to the year this is
So that ship is being boarded right now, this could get soo damn messy real quick depending on what is onboard
January 7, 2026 at 1:41 PM
So that ship is being boarded right now, this could get soo damn messy real quick depending on what is onboard
Booking today off was a genius move
January 5, 2026 at 12:01 PM
Booking today off was a genius move
Forgot my headphones for the gym 😭 now I have to listen this god awful muzak
January 3, 2026 at 3:54 PM
Forgot my headphones for the gym 😭 now I have to listen this god awful muzak
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This is quite an important point; if you are a UK citizen with Twitter on your phone, opening it up is like playing Russian roulette that the algorithm might commit a strict liability offence on your behalf.
Has everyone whose scroll the illegal image appeared on also committed an offence by downloading it? This is one of those AI worst case scenarios that ought to make everyone aware of the current direction of travel.
January 2, 2026 at 12:03 PM
This is quite an important point; if you are a UK citizen with Twitter on your phone, opening it up is like playing Russian roulette that the algorithm might commit a strict liability offence on your behalf.
We are watching Wicked while having a cheese board. That's how you new years. Thoughts on Wicked to follow.
December 31, 2025 at 7:46 PM
We are watching Wicked while having a cheese board. That's how you new years. Thoughts on Wicked to follow.
Adult uses for Christmas gift money, I bought a shredder
December 28, 2025 at 9:52 PM
Adult uses for Christmas gift money, I bought a shredder
Paddington 2 is elite
December 26, 2025 at 6:11 PM
Paddington 2 is elite
Finished Project Hail Mary, what a god damn delight that was. Cannot wait to see how the film is now.
December 26, 2025 at 10:19 AM
Finished Project Hail Mary, what a god damn delight that was. Cannot wait to see how the film is now.
I have napped as is tradition
December 25, 2025 at 5:42 PM
I have napped as is tradition