Mark Durnin
@markdurnin.bsky.social
Here for a good time AND for a long time.
Dundalk-based singer and songwriter, organising and promoting charity gigs under the name “Collection Box Presents…”
Dundalk-based singer and songwriter, organising and promoting charity gigs under the name “Collection Box Presents…”
Sometimes in our house we’ll have a bit of craic and do blind taste test.
First unanimous verdict today - bathroom blinds taste horrible.
First unanimous verdict today - bathroom blinds taste horrible.
November 7, 2025 at 3:27 PM
Sometimes in our house we’ll have a bit of craic and do blind taste test.
First unanimous verdict today - bathroom blinds taste horrible.
First unanimous verdict today - bathroom blinds taste horrible.
Another poem for the 90s pub corner children…
November 7, 2025 at 12:36 PM
Another poem for the 90s pub corner children…
Went off to find myself tonight…
October 31, 2025 at 9:57 PM
Went off to find myself tonight…
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October 31, 2025 at 11:23 AM
October 31, 2025 at 11:23 AM
Best of luck to all the Irish mammies and daddies pushing prams in the Wet Leaf Or Dog Shit? Olympics.
October 3, 2025 at 11:26 AM
Best of luck to all the Irish mammies and daddies pushing prams in the Wet Leaf Or Dog Shit? Olympics.
Huggy Bear at large in Dundalk...
September 27, 2025 at 1:08 PM
Huggy Bear at large in Dundalk...
The Ministry of Suit have finally gotten to him.
i would like my government supervisors to know that i now think slim fit is good, dress sneakers are great, and "fun socks" are cool
September 18, 2025 at 12:21 PM
The Ministry of Suit have finally gotten to him.
O autumn leaf brown and frail
Devoid of your former glory
Resigned to spend your final days
On this cold concrete slab…
…
…
…
…ah no, it’s dogshit!
Devoid of your former glory
Resigned to spend your final days
On this cold concrete slab…
…
…
…
…ah no, it’s dogshit!
September 17, 2025 at 8:30 PM
O autumn leaf brown and frail
Devoid of your former glory
Resigned to spend your final days
On this cold concrete slab…
…
…
…
…ah no, it’s dogshit!
Devoid of your former glory
Resigned to spend your final days
On this cold concrete slab…
…
…
…
…ah no, it’s dogshit!
My washing machine: “I clean thread, people”
September 13, 2025 at 7:23 PM
My washing machine: “I clean thread, people”
🎶 Birdseye Fried Livers they’re offal-y versatile. They go with ehh spuds, onions, ehhhhhh gravy, ehhhhhh did I say spuds? Ehhhh….🎶
September 5, 2025 at 10:09 PM
🎶 Birdseye Fried Livers they’re offal-y versatile. They go with ehh spuds, onions, ehhhhhh gravy, ehhhhhh did I say spuds? Ehhhh….🎶
Sudden craving for frozen margs….
September 4, 2025 at 2:04 PM
Sudden craving for frozen margs….
I really loved Frasier’s dad’s matches in WWF.
September 4, 2025 at 11:55 AM
I really loved Frasier’s dad’s matches in WWF.
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You couldn't make Trigger Happy TV today. Not because of woke. It's simply that most of the audience wouldn't understand that the loud guy with the big phone was doing something bad.
August 30, 2025 at 7:12 PM
You couldn't make Trigger Happy TV today. Not because of woke. It's simply that most of the audience wouldn't understand that the loud guy with the big phone was doing something bad.
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For the day that's in it.
August 31, 2025 at 3:49 PM
For the day that's in it.
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In the Sunday Times today talking about Leonard and Hungry Paul, Julia Roberts and the whole business.
@ofmooseandmen.bsky.social
@ofmooseandmen.bsky.social
August 31, 2025 at 1:57 PM
In the Sunday Times today talking about Leonard and Hungry Paul, Julia Roberts and the whole business.
@ofmooseandmen.bsky.social
@ofmooseandmen.bsky.social
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It's true! Julia Roberts will be narrating Leonard and Hungry Paul.
She read the book when it came out and her agent got in touch to say she really liked it. But I never thought things would go this far.
Delighted.
www.bbc.com/mediacentre/...
She read the book when it came out and her agent got in touch to say she really liked it. But I never thought things would go this far.
Delighted.
www.bbc.com/mediacentre/...
Julia Roberts to narrate new BBC series Leonard and Hungry Paul
The feel-good series follows two board-gaming friends in their thirties who meander through leafy suburban life finding solace in their quiet routines
www.bbc.com
August 29, 2025 at 7:52 AM
It's true! Julia Roberts will be narrating Leonard and Hungry Paul.
She read the book when it came out and her agent got in touch to say she really liked it. But I never thought things would go this far.
Delighted.
www.bbc.com/mediacentre/...
She read the book when it came out and her agent got in touch to say she really liked it. But I never thought things would go this far.
Delighted.
www.bbc.com/mediacentre/...
Asses to asses, dust to dust.
August 27, 2025 at 7:04 PM
Asses to asses, dust to dust.
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Of all the things I wasn't expecting a gritty reboot of
August 26, 2025 at 10:22 PM
Of all the things I wasn't expecting a gritty reboot of
If Victorious Festival has an Irish mother then she’s currently making a smug face and saying “You’re not sorry at all, you’re just sorry you got caught!” #marywallopers
August 23, 2025 at 3:17 PM
If Victorious Festival has an Irish mother then she’s currently making a smug face and saying “You’re not sorry at all, you’re just sorry you got caught!” #marywallopers
Eminem: “Sorry, are these eggs organic or from caged hens?”
Supermarket employee:
Supermarket employee:
August 19, 2025 at 10:34 AM
Eminem: “Sorry, are these eggs organic or from caged hens?”
Supermarket employee:
Supermarket employee:
Still waiting for Aldi or Lidl to release something called “Saudi Chocolate” or “Abu Dhabi Chocolate”.
August 18, 2025 at 10:02 PM
Still waiting for Aldi or Lidl to release something called “Saudi Chocolate” or “Abu Dhabi Chocolate”.
What ever happened to real men? Big red-faced men who would lean over to you in a pub as you had your Club Orange that had to last you the full match and say things like “Here, do you know what I can’t get over?! A big wall!” And then roar with laughter. All snowflakes and woke now.
August 18, 2025 at 7:28 PM
What ever happened to real men? Big red-faced men who would lean over to you in a pub as you had your Club Orange that had to last you the full match and say things like “Here, do you know what I can’t get over?! A big wall!” And then roar with laughter. All snowflakes and woke now.
Logging in to Bluesky for the first time this year and seeing all the sound and interesting people I’ve been missing on Twitter has genuinely made my day 💙
August 17, 2025 at 10:19 AM
Logging in to Bluesky for the first time this year and seeing all the sound and interesting people I’ve been missing on Twitter has genuinely made my day 💙