Mark Agee
markagee.bsky.social
Mark Agee
@markagee.bsky.social
I write stuff and jokes, sometimes for TV shows for money. I like fried pickles.
Animal from The Muppets trying to get a mortgage
November 18, 2025 at 5:00 AM
Trying to say the dictionary through a bug zapper: they’re calling it the RFK Challenge
November 18, 2025 at 4:51 AM
Fabrizzio Lizza-Nuzzi is the sound an overly Italian weed eater would make
November 18, 2025 at 4:26 AM
Doesn't Pirate Lady answer a version of this question in Ep2 when Carol asks about their "we can't harm a living being" rule WRT controlling minds? It's basically "Except for Hive Mind because we have a survival instinct" I think
November 14, 2025 at 9:02 PM
Indeed
November 12, 2025 at 3:52 AM
Also no longer being able to work drunk and sneak a finger in your secretary’s butt
November 11, 2025 at 8:44 PM
There is no justice so we might as well enjoy a little schadenfreude the the Mamba Mentality “I read The Art of War on an airplane” guy is gonna be unemployable, a fate worse than death for Quarter Zip Americans
November 10, 2025 at 7:06 PM
Buddy I’m with you. It’s been 9 months and I still fantasize about inflicting him with serious physical pain
November 10, 2025 at 2:45 AM
“Every morning when I get online, the happiest I am all day is when for a second I think you deleted your account”
November 9, 2025 at 4:27 PM
Pulling up to your bud's with a cooler in the back just to see if he's home, and honking the horn for him to come drink in the driveway and listen to the radio. We must retvrn
November 9, 2025 at 4:22 PM