Marissa Maciel
@marissamaciel.bsky.social
Writer and Illustrator from your favorite websites (New Yorker Daily Shouts, McSweeney’s, Belladonna, rip The Toast & The Hairpin)
Basically being rad.
Basically being rad.
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If he says the pardoned turkeys are really beautiful and so much bigger than Biden’s I’m going to break a plate
November 21, 2025 at 7:08 AM
If he says the pardoned turkeys are really beautiful and so much bigger than Biden’s I’m going to break a plate
If he says the pardoned turkeys are really beautiful and so much bigger than Biden’s I’m going to break a plate
November 21, 2025 at 7:08 AM
If he says the pardoned turkeys are really beautiful and so much bigger than Biden’s I’m going to break a plate
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I teamed up with @janineannett.bsky.social for this perimenopause or Thanksgiving quiz up @mcsweeneys.net
Turns out there is a surprising amount of overlap.
www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/tha...
Turns out there is a surprising amount of overlap.
www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/tha...
Thanksgiving or Perimenopause?
1. There’s a turkey neck situation.
2. Is it four thousand degrees in the kitchen, or is it just you?
3. You love your family, but you also wish th...
www.mcsweeneys.net
November 21, 2025 at 2:21 AM
I teamed up with @janineannett.bsky.social for this perimenopause or Thanksgiving quiz up @mcsweeneys.net
Turns out there is a surprising amount of overlap.
www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/tha...
Turns out there is a surprising amount of overlap.
www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/tha...
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I've got a new Shout co-authored with my talented bud Jordan De Padova and illustrated beautifully by Livia Weiner. Sláinte!
www.newyorker.com/humor/shouts...
www.newyorker.com/humor/shouts...
Lesser-Known Celebrity-Owned Alcohol Brands
Featuring Walton Goggins’s Weirdly Hot Jalapeño Tequila and Sydney Sweeney’s Pure White Rum.
www.newyorker.com
November 20, 2025 at 10:06 PM
I've got a new Shout co-authored with my talented bud Jordan De Padova and illustrated beautifully by Livia Weiner. Sláinte!
www.newyorker.com/humor/shouts...
www.newyorker.com/humor/shouts...
It’s so great that our bodies register “having to burp” as “I’m gonna barf!!!” Really fun prank, you got me.
November 20, 2025 at 12:06 PM
It’s so great that our bodies register “having to burp” as “I’m gonna barf!!!” Really fun prank, you got me.
Best breakfast I’ve ever had is going to be leftover cold pizza from the night before, but sure keep making recipes for eggs or pancakes. I’ll be over here in my blanket fort, not cooking. Winning.
November 18, 2025 at 2:59 PM
Best breakfast I’ve ever had is going to be leftover cold pizza from the night before, but sure keep making recipes for eggs or pancakes. I’ll be over here in my blanket fort, not cooking. Winning.
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The “Name Your Child Emily” to “Career in Writing” pipeline is STRONG.
November 13, 2025 at 6:44 AM
The “Name Your Child Emily” to “Career in Writing” pipeline is STRONG.
The “Name Your Child Emily” to “Career in Writing” pipeline is STRONG.
November 13, 2025 at 6:44 AM
The “Name Your Child Emily” to “Career in Writing” pipeline is STRONG.
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I’m fine with missing the Aurora Borealis. Whatever it’s foggy I like fog. That’s just fog on my face I’m not crying. I SAID
November 12, 2025 at 9:06 AM
I’m fine with missing the Aurora Borealis. Whatever it’s foggy I like fog. That’s just fog on my face I’m not crying. I SAID
I’m fine with missing the Aurora Borealis. Whatever it’s foggy I like fog. That’s just fog on my face I’m not crying. I SAID
November 12, 2025 at 9:06 AM
I’m fine with missing the Aurora Borealis. Whatever it’s foggy I like fog. That’s just fog on my face I’m not crying. I SAID
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Millennials- RUN FOR OFFICE! Local, state, federal. Let’s make the holidays about our people and not making corporations wealthy!!! #deconstruction #exvangelical #currentevents #news
November 10, 2025 at 4:40 PM
Millennials- RUN FOR OFFICE! Local, state, federal. Let’s make the holidays about our people and not making corporations wealthy!!! #deconstruction #exvangelical #currentevents #news
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so this whole shutdown is probably because there’s photos of him with half naked abused children and when he’s dead and the photos come out they will all have to explain that they ”didn’t know”. I figure Mike Johnson is just getting practice in right now.
November 8, 2025 at 4:40 PM
so this whole shutdown is probably because there’s photos of him with half naked abused children and when he’s dead and the photos come out they will all have to explain that they ”didn’t know”. I figure Mike Johnson is just getting practice in right now.
What every billionaire dreams of - a robot girlfriend who loves him
Elon Musk is over on Twitter posting his sad/pathetic Ai prompts.
November 8, 2025 at 5:03 PM
What every billionaire dreams of - a robot girlfriend who loves him
so this whole shutdown is probably because there’s photos of him with half naked abused children and when he’s dead and the photos come out they will all have to explain that they ”didn’t know”. I figure Mike Johnson is just getting practice in right now.
November 8, 2025 at 4:40 PM
so this whole shutdown is probably because there’s photos of him with half naked abused children and when he’s dead and the photos come out they will all have to explain that they ”didn’t know”. I figure Mike Johnson is just getting practice in right now.
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Buy my meditation app "Whales Talk To You" and listen to 60 hours of whale-song.
The app is free thanks to generous donors (the ads play continuously over the whale singing).
The app is free thanks to generous donors (the ads play continuously over the whale singing).
November 6, 2025 at 6:36 PM
Buy my meditation app "Whales Talk To You" and listen to 60 hours of whale-song.
The app is free thanks to generous donors (the ads play continuously over the whale singing).
The app is free thanks to generous donors (the ads play continuously over the whale singing).
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So weird because I’m writing a novel about a billionaire-turned-trillionaire who befriends a senile dictator so he can dismantle years of government work, only to overdose on Ketamine before he’s brought to justice
November 7, 2025 at 2:35 PM
So weird because I’m writing a novel about a billionaire-turned-trillionaire who befriends a senile dictator so he can dismantle years of government work, only to overdose on Ketamine before he’s brought to justice
So weird because I’m writing a novel about a billionaire-turned-trillionaire who befriends a senile dictator so he can dismantle years of government work, only to overdose on Ketamine before he’s brought to justice
November 7, 2025 at 2:35 PM
So weird because I’m writing a novel about a billionaire-turned-trillionaire who befriends a senile dictator so he can dismantle years of government work, only to overdose on Ketamine before he’s brought to justice
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They apologized for not including an Ebola outbreak warning, too.
Via Anna Barrett: Auburn University apologized for accidentally sending three emergency alerts to students and employees about an active shooter, a tornado and a hazardous waste spill within the space of minutes early Thursday afternoon.
Auburn University apologizes for accidentally sending shooter, tornado, hazmat alerts | Alabama Reflector
Auburn University apologized Thursday afternoon for accidentally sending three emergency alerts to students and employees...
alabamareflector.com
November 6, 2025 at 9:43 PM
They apologized for not including an Ebola outbreak warning, too.
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Rep. Yassamin Ansari has set up a table and this sign outside Speaker Johnson’s office.
November 6, 2025 at 6:22 PM
Rep. Yassamin Ansari has set up a table and this sign outside Speaker Johnson’s office.
Boomers becoming screenagers was that the plan all along?
November 6, 2025 at 10:52 PM
Boomers becoming screenagers was that the plan all along?
They apologized for not including an Ebola outbreak warning, too.
Via Anna Barrett: Auburn University apologized for accidentally sending three emergency alerts to students and employees about an active shooter, a tornado and a hazardous waste spill within the space of minutes early Thursday afternoon.
Auburn University apologizes for accidentally sending shooter, tornado, hazmat alerts | Alabama Reflector
Auburn University apologized Thursday afternoon for accidentally sending three emergency alerts to students and employees...
alabamareflector.com
November 6, 2025 at 9:43 PM
They apologized for not including an Ebola outbreak warning, too.
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I’m at a fuckin bustlin Starbucks and the pace at which the four baristas slash cashiers slash drive thru operator are working is impressive. I do not see why any executive should be paid higher than their employees when people are working this hard (and this is only what we see at the counter)
November 6, 2025 at 4:32 PM
I’m at a fuckin bustlin Starbucks and the pace at which the four baristas slash cashiers slash drive thru operator are working is impressive. I do not see why any executive should be paid higher than their employees when people are working this hard (and this is only what we see at the counter)
Buy my meditation app "Whales Talk To You" and listen to 60 hours of whale-song.
The app is free thanks to generous donors (the ads play continuously over the whale singing).
The app is free thanks to generous donors (the ads play continuously over the whale singing).
November 6, 2025 at 6:36 PM
Buy my meditation app "Whales Talk To You" and listen to 60 hours of whale-song.
The app is free thanks to generous donors (the ads play continuously over the whale singing).
The app is free thanks to generous donors (the ads play continuously over the whale singing).
Being President means I can speak like the adults in a Peanuts movie "woh woh woh woh" whenever the press asks me a question I don't like
November 6, 2025 at 6:32 PM
Being President means I can speak like the adults in a Peanuts movie "woh woh woh woh" whenever the press asks me a question I don't like
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holy shit -- one of Trump's toadies just passed out and the White House event is brought to an abrupt end
November 6, 2025 at 5:38 PM
holy shit -- one of Trump's toadies just passed out and the White House event is brought to an abrupt end