Vitruvian Boi
@marcotix.bsky.social
Legally Incompetent yet esquire
“Mr. St. Paul, J.D.”
“Mr. St. Paul, J.D.”
It’s remarkable how much better the Bengals are when they have Burrow
November 28, 2025 at 3:46 AM
It’s remarkable how much better the Bengals are when they have Burrow
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Trump never looked that happy when JD was in the room
November 21, 2025 at 9:27 PM
Trump never looked that happy when JD was in the room
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today, like every day, is a good day to remember everything Lake Superior has taken from us. the only language the Great Lakes understand is force.
RIP to the Eddie Fitz
RIP to the Eddie Fitz
November 10, 2025 at 7:54 PM
today, like every day, is a good day to remember everything Lake Superior has taken from us. the only language the Great Lakes understand is force.
RIP to the Eddie Fitz
RIP to the Eddie Fitz
Seeing Sam Altman getting served a subpoena while on stage might have cured my seasonal depression
November 7, 2025 at 9:42 PM
Seeing Sam Altman getting served a subpoena while on stage might have cured my seasonal depression
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When the news calls you a “divisive figure” in 2025 that means you did some atrocities
November 4, 2025 at 1:24 PM
When the news calls you a “divisive figure” in 2025 that means you did some atrocities
Throwback to when “the Dodgers” were “Da Dodgers”
November 3, 2025 at 6:01 PM
Throwback to when “the Dodgers” were “Da Dodgers”
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i love winding the clocks back an hour. you get an extra hour of sleep and the only downside is several months of horrible despair.
November 3, 2025 at 12:01 AM
i love winding the clocks back an hour. you get an extra hour of sleep and the only downside is several months of horrible despair.
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And they're fucking dope. No reason for them to go this hard.
October 28, 2025 at 2:53 PM
And they're fucking dope. No reason for them to go this hard.
This was such an accurate prediction
It’s gonna be a Hüsker Dü Spring/Summer
October 24, 2025 at 1:58 AM
This was such an accurate prediction
Got my first big boy lawyer paycheck
October 15, 2025 at 3:28 PM
Got my first big boy lawyer paycheck
Not a fan of how much legal research databases like Westlaw and Lexis push their AI products at you…
October 13, 2025 at 4:50 PM
Not a fan of how much legal research databases like Westlaw and Lexis push their AI products at you…
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It's Friday night baby
July 19, 2025 at 3:01 AM
It's Friday night baby
I PASSED THE BAR EXAM 🎉🎉🎉
October 3, 2025 at 4:00 PM
I PASSED THE BAR EXAM 🎉🎉🎉
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"It's so confusing isn't it? So much going on, so much to say, and all of it happening so quickly.
The pace of oppression outstrips our ability to understand it and that is the real trick of the imperial thought machine. It's easier to hide behind forty atrocities than a single incident."
-Nemik
The pace of oppression outstrips our ability to understand it and that is the real trick of the imperial thought machine. It's easier to hide behind forty atrocities than a single incident."
-Nemik
January 30, 2025 at 5:03 PM
"It's so confusing isn't it? So much going on, so much to say, and all of it happening so quickly.
The pace of oppression outstrips our ability to understand it and that is the real trick of the imperial thought machine. It's easier to hide behind forty atrocities than a single incident."
-Nemik
The pace of oppression outstrips our ability to understand it and that is the real trick of the imperial thought machine. It's easier to hide behind forty atrocities than a single incident."
-Nemik
Man, the 2020s are feeling more and more like the 1960s…
September 10, 2025 at 9:50 PM
Man, the 2020s are feeling more and more like the 1960s…
I dunno man, I’m kinda missing Sam Darnold
September 9, 2025 at 2:41 AM
I dunno man, I’m kinda missing Sam Darnold
Not sure how I feel about our new quarterback 🥲
September 9, 2025 at 1:19 AM
Not sure how I feel about our new quarterback 🥲
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Referee: "Holding, offense, number 64"
Number 64: "FUCK!"
Number 64: "FUCK!"
September 6, 2025 at 9:59 PM
Referee: "Holding, offense, number 64"
Number 64: "FUCK!"
Number 64: "FUCK!"
Gonna form a ska band and call it “More Than Jacob”
September 5, 2025 at 3:31 AM
Gonna form a ska band and call it “More Than Jacob”
I feel like I’m still recovering from the bar exam 😅
September 4, 2025 at 12:02 AM
I feel like I’m still recovering from the bar exam 😅
This latest shooting hits especially close to home. My partner works at children’s where 5 of the victims are being treated. They saw a parent try to explain to one of the children what happened. Horrific
August 27, 2025 at 3:50 PM
This latest shooting hits especially close to home. My partner works at children’s where 5 of the victims are being treated. They saw a parent try to explain to one of the children what happened. Horrific
In law school, they always told us “a prosecutor can indict a ham sandwich.” They never said anything about a man throwing a sandwich at a cop though. lmao
A grand jury has rejected federal prosecutors' attempts to indict Sean Dunn, the man accused of throwing a Subway sandwich at a CBP officer. This comes after three OTHER failed attempts to indict another person accused of assaulting a federal agent. www.nytimes.com/2025/08/27/u...
Prosecutors Fail to Secure Indictment Against Man Who Threw Sandwich at Federal Agent
www.nytimes.com
August 27, 2025 at 1:55 PM
In law school, they always told us “a prosecutor can indict a ham sandwich.” They never said anything about a man throwing a sandwich at a cop though. lmao