Marco the Maker
@marcothemaker.bsky.social
I'm a retired chef. These days I make a living making adult novelties, dildos, ummkay! I also dabble in woodworking, painting, sculpting, photography, ceramics, learning to grow food. I'm an ADHD dog hooman and leftie secular humanist. I EFFING LOVE coffee
I am unaware of a co-op anywhere around Orlando. We do however have some amazing Farmers Markets, but, as a retired chef and gardener, I can absolutely tell when someone is selling bought produce. Which seems to happen pretty frequently there.
December 8, 2025 at 12:45 AM
I am unaware of a co-op anywhere around Orlando. We do however have some amazing Farmers Markets, but, as a retired chef and gardener, I can absolutely tell when someone is selling bought produce. Which seems to happen pretty frequently there.
Growing food is an adventure in rage management. If it's not bugs, it's disease, blight, wilt, too much not enough water symptoms the same, weeds, critters, more critters, winged critters, soil, ph, mildew, bolting blah blah blah! The rewards are edible but you're sharing with critters & bugs.
December 7, 2025 at 11:41 PM
Growing food is an adventure in rage management. If it's not bugs, it's disease, blight, wilt, too much not enough water symptoms the same, weeds, critters, more critters, winged critters, soil, ph, mildew, bolting blah blah blah! The rewards are edible but you're sharing with critters & bugs.
The story of how Veggie Zaddy stood guard so all the baby carrots could grow big and strong!
December 7, 2025 at 7:20 PM
The story of how Veggie Zaddy stood guard so all the baby carrots could grow big and strong!
Last year my bed looked like this but the carrots were tiny! I also didn't know what I was doing... 😂
December 7, 2025 at 6:33 PM
Last year my bed looked like this but the carrots were tiny! I also didn't know what I was doing... 😂
I put seed down for both rainbow beets and rainbow carrots. After a persistent issue with a rat that ate ALL the beets, the carrots took over so not really a loss. Next time I'll just do separate beds and stand guard with a shotgun! Little bastard!
December 7, 2025 at 6:32 PM
I put seed down for both rainbow beets and rainbow carrots. After a persistent issue with a rat that ate ALL the beets, the carrots took over so not really a loss. Next time I'll just do separate beds and stand guard with a shotgun! Little bastard!
That does help! It shows man. It really does.
December 7, 2025 at 12:10 AM
That does help! It shows man. It really does.
Being in the service industry, resorts etc for most of my life you tend to run into some famous peeps. I met Matthew Lillard briefly at the Arizona Biltmore. He was a genuinely good person and Ive met dozens of celebrities over the years. His range is fantastic. Fuck QT, that prick.
December 7, 2025 at 12:09 AM
Being in the service industry, resorts etc for most of my life you tend to run into some famous peeps. I met Matthew Lillard briefly at the Arizona Biltmore. He was a genuinely good person and Ive met dozens of celebrities over the years. His range is fantastic. Fuck QT, that prick.
Damn man, you do some amazing work.
December 6, 2025 at 11:58 PM
Damn man, you do some amazing work.
The only thing I like about flying is the actual flying part. I'd rather rent a car and drive, across country, than buy a ticket with that airline.
December 6, 2025 at 4:00 AM
The only thing I like about flying is the actual flying part. I'd rather rent a car and drive, across country, than buy a ticket with that airline.
This...
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December 6, 2025 at 2:42 AM
This...
As a retired chef, I can attest! Macrons can be a bit tricky. Any whipped egg white stuff can be. Ultimately it comes down to flavor and I'm a sucker for them. Almonds and marzipan are a weakness!
December 5, 2025 at 5:00 PM
As a retired chef, I can attest! Macrons can be a bit tricky. Any whipped egg white stuff can be. Ultimately it comes down to flavor and I'm a sucker for them. Almonds and marzipan are a weakness!
... colors and density - the squish factor. Here they are, The Phantasia lineup, which, after the small sizes were printed and molds were made, we decided to add larger sizes as well.
The Oceanus
The Nocturna
The Equus
The Lunaris
The Draconis
The Astrum
Over 100 models at uberrime.com
The Oceanus
The Nocturna
The Equus
The Lunaris
The Draconis
The Astrum
Over 100 models at uberrime.com
December 5, 2025 at 4:56 PM
... colors and density - the squish factor. Here they are, The Phantasia lineup, which, after the small sizes were printed and molds were made, we decided to add larger sizes as well.
The Oceanus
The Nocturna
The Equus
The Lunaris
The Draconis
The Astrum
Over 100 models at uberrime.com
The Oceanus
The Nocturna
The Equus
The Lunaris
The Draconis
The Astrum
Over 100 models at uberrime.com
The best designer on earth, Kat @excelddesigns.bsky.social who now does most of the designs for Uberrime came up with these designs, which we call The Phantasia First Time Fantasy Dildos. Were making them as ready to go inventory toys and also as custom made to order in your choice of...🧵
December 5, 2025 at 4:56 PM
The best designer on earth, Kat @excelddesigns.bsky.social who now does most of the designs for Uberrime came up with these designs, which we call The Phantasia First Time Fantasy Dildos. Were making them as ready to go inventory toys and also as custom made to order in your choice of...🧵
Gentle shapes and textures for a comfortable introduction to fantasy toys, with beginner-friendly sizing for non-intimidating exploration.
The list was short but deliberate:
A Tentacle
A Vampire
A Unicorn Horn
A Werewolf
A Dragon
And An Alien
Yes, this post is shameless self promotion..;-) 🧵
The list was short but deliberate:
A Tentacle
A Vampire
A Unicorn Horn
A Werewolf
A Dragon
And An Alien
Yes, this post is shameless self promotion..;-) 🧵
December 5, 2025 at 4:56 PM
Gentle shapes and textures for a comfortable introduction to fantasy toys, with beginner-friendly sizing for non-intimidating exploration.
The list was short but deliberate:
A Tentacle
A Vampire
A Unicorn Horn
A Werewolf
A Dragon
And An Alien
Yes, this post is shameless self promotion..;-) 🧵
The list was short but deliberate:
A Tentacle
A Vampire
A Unicorn Horn
A Werewolf
A Dragon
And An Alien
Yes, this post is shameless self promotion..;-) 🧵
Ehh, I like macarons.
a man is sitting at a table with a plate of food in front of him that says movieclips
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December 5, 2025 at 3:25 PM
Ehh, I like macarons.
They really need to have a few more sounds to choose from.
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December 4, 2025 at 5:32 PM
They really need to have a few more sounds to choose from.
Was just outside. Pretty excellent night here too.
December 4, 2025 at 3:16 AM
Was just outside. Pretty excellent night here too.
Totally. Phosphate binders and probiotics and a monthly blood test and every last dime of need be.
December 4, 2025 at 2:37 AM
Totally. Phosphate binders and probiotics and a monthly blood test and every last dime of need be.
His kidneys are getting a bit problematic so his diet, including snacks, is pretty strict. He eats healthier than I do. I make the rice and lamb then add poached veggies and fruit.
December 4, 2025 at 2:05 AM
His kidneys are getting a bit problematic so his diet, including snacks, is pretty strict. He eats healthier than I do. I make the rice and lamb then add poached veggies and fruit.