Marco the Maker
@marcothemaker.bsky.social
I'm a retired chef. These days I make a living making adult novelties, dildos, ummkay! I also dabble in woodworking, painting, sculpting, photography, ceramics, learning to grow food. I'm an ADHD dog hooman and leftie secular humanist. I EFFING LOVE coffee
This is why I have a Little Free Library.
December 7, 2025 at 11:44 PM
This is why I have a Little Free Library.
I was thinking that I should be close with the bed of carrots. Holy moly I've got carrots.
December 7, 2025 at 5:26 PM
I was thinking that I should be close with the bed of carrots. Holy moly I've got carrots.
... colors and density - the squish factor. Here they are, The Phantasia lineup, which, after the small sizes were printed and molds were made, we decided to add larger sizes as well.
The Oceanus
The Nocturna
The Equus
The Lunaris
The Draconis
The Astrum
Over 100 models at uberrime.com
The Oceanus
The Nocturna
The Equus
The Lunaris
The Draconis
The Astrum
Over 100 models at uberrime.com
December 5, 2025 at 4:56 PM
... colors and density - the squish factor. Here they are, The Phantasia lineup, which, after the small sizes were printed and molds were made, we decided to add larger sizes as well.
The Oceanus
The Nocturna
The Equus
The Lunaris
The Draconis
The Astrum
Over 100 models at uberrime.com
The Oceanus
The Nocturna
The Equus
The Lunaris
The Draconis
The Astrum
Over 100 models at uberrime.com
His kidneys are getting a bit problematic so his diet, including snacks, is pretty strict. He eats healthier than I do. I make the rice and lamb then add poached veggies and fruit.
December 4, 2025 at 2:05 AM
His kidneys are getting a bit problematic so his diet, including snacks, is pretty strict. He eats healthier than I do. I make the rice and lamb then add poached veggies and fruit.
Casper is Mr Teefus. Mr Teefus likes blueberries.
December 4, 2025 at 1:55 AM
Casper is Mr Teefus. Mr Teefus likes blueberries.
Hows this, trying to read a story in the Orlando Sentinel about the fate of the Orlando Sentinel buildings in downtown Orlando, only to get hit with a paywall for the Orlando Sentinel article about the old Orlando Sentinel buildings. Eat shit Orlando Sentinel - Alden Global Capital hedge fund dicks.
December 3, 2025 at 11:46 PM
Hows this, trying to read a story in the Orlando Sentinel about the fate of the Orlando Sentinel buildings in downtown Orlando, only to get hit with a paywall for the Orlando Sentinel article about the old Orlando Sentinel buildings. Eat shit Orlando Sentinel - Alden Global Capital hedge fund dicks.
Records on deck.
December 2, 2025 at 3:45 PM
Records on deck.
Good morning.
Teef.
Teef.
November 30, 2025 at 3:53 PM
Good morning.
Teef.
Teef.
My "Shampoo Bottle" 🤓
November 28, 2025 at 11:04 PM
My "Shampoo Bottle" 🤓
Because I know you do a lot of stuff with wings! Here's a dragon and a Cthulhu....
November 28, 2025 at 11:00 PM
Because I know you do a lot of stuff with wings! Here's a dragon and a Cthulhu....
Minis and Dum Dums :)
November 28, 2025 at 6:22 PM
Minis and Dum Dums :)
Personally stuffing 400 of these baggies with a mini and in this one, a Dum-Dum! I just ran out of Smarties...😆
November 28, 2025 at 6:09 PM
Personally stuffing 400 of these baggies with a mini and in this one, a Dum-Dum! I just ran out of Smarties...😆
Rutabaga and Radishes fresh from the dirt...
November 27, 2025 at 11:00 PM
Rutabaga and Radishes fresh from the dirt...
YouTube channel that loops Snoopy to some lofi jazz is about as groovy as it gets on Turkey Day morning.
November 27, 2025 at 2:04 PM
YouTube channel that loops Snoopy to some lofi jazz is about as groovy as it gets on Turkey Day morning.
Good morning and happy Turkey day.
November 27, 2025 at 1:19 PM
Good morning and happy Turkey day.
Wow, that's savage! Freaking love it.
November 27, 2025 at 12:09 AM
Wow, that's savage! Freaking love it.
November 23, 2025 at 4:01 PM
Okay, these look like fun. The VW aesthetic has me all, "TAKE MY MONEY!" But reality check says these are illegal mopeds. At least in Orlando.
November 23, 2025 at 3:57 PM
Okay, these look like fun. The VW aesthetic has me all, "TAKE MY MONEY!" But reality check says these are illegal mopeds. At least in Orlando.
For those of you who cannot live without music. Stick Figure released a new album called Free Flow Sessions. I just ordered my copy on Vinyl. Straight up mystical music and subtle or no lyrics.
stickfigurestore.com/products/fre...
stickfigurestore.com/products/fre...
November 22, 2025 at 5:32 PM
For those of you who cannot live without music. Stick Figure released a new album called Free Flow Sessions. I just ordered my copy on Vinyl. Straight up mystical music and subtle or no lyrics.
stickfigurestore.com/products/fre...
stickfigurestore.com/products/fre...
Pretty freakin groovy...! I snapped this Fazbear sculpt because at the right angle, it looks less like a microphone and more like a... Derp. HHN is my favorite time at Universal.
November 21, 2025 at 6:00 PM
Pretty freakin groovy...! I snapped this Fazbear sculpt because at the right angle, it looks less like a microphone and more like a... Derp. HHN is my favorite time at Universal.
CW - Adult Novelties...
We started with the Fascinus a few years ago and just added a Cthulhu and the Bjarg Dragon! In ancient Rome, the Fascinus was the embodiment of the divine, winged phallus effigies and amulets which provided divine protection to those who wore them.
www.uberrime.com
We started with the Fascinus a few years ago and just added a Cthulhu and the Bjarg Dragon! In ancient Rome, the Fascinus was the embodiment of the divine, winged phallus effigies and amulets which provided divine protection to those who wore them.
www.uberrime.com
November 17, 2025 at 1:21 AM
CW - Adult Novelties...
We started with the Fascinus a few years ago and just added a Cthulhu and the Bjarg Dragon! In ancient Rome, the Fascinus was the embodiment of the divine, winged phallus effigies and amulets which provided divine protection to those who wore them.
www.uberrime.com
We started with the Fascinus a few years ago and just added a Cthulhu and the Bjarg Dragon! In ancient Rome, the Fascinus was the embodiment of the divine, winged phallus effigies and amulets which provided divine protection to those who wore them.
www.uberrime.com
This is the Bjarg Mountain Dragon. A design by @excelddesigns.bsky.social and copy written by @bettybutch.bsky.social here's a few of the examples I made for listing pics. 3 sizes, the big one of which weighs in at 3.25 pounds of platinum silicone. It's got WINGS!
Custom made at uberrime.com
Custom made at uberrime.com
November 14, 2025 at 1:14 PM
This is the Bjarg Mountain Dragon. A design by @excelddesigns.bsky.social and copy written by @bettybutch.bsky.social here's a few of the examples I made for listing pics. 3 sizes, the big one of which weighs in at 3.25 pounds of platinum silicone. It's got WINGS!
Custom made at uberrime.com
Custom made at uberrime.com
Want an adult toy in Alabama? Legislators have made the choice for you, the answer is no. Similar to that wanker in Oklahoma, I'd love a look at all of their browser histories.
November 10, 2025 at 6:36 PM
Want an adult toy in Alabama? Legislators have made the choice for you, the answer is no. Similar to that wanker in Oklahoma, I'd love a look at all of their browser histories.
Spotted at my very favorite place in Orlando, Tamale Co.
November 9, 2025 at 2:30 AM
Spotted at my very favorite place in Orlando, Tamale Co.
EcoFlex just went up. At one point during Covid, it was just shy of $1400 for ten gallons of silicone so still pretty good considering. Everything else is also getting more expensive, down to the freaking paper tape we use in the mail room. Overall costs have risen just shy of 20% in the last year.
November 5, 2025 at 3:57 PM
EcoFlex just went up. At one point during Covid, it was just shy of $1400 for ten gallons of silicone so still pretty good considering. Everything else is also getting more expensive, down to the freaking paper tape we use in the mail room. Overall costs have risen just shy of 20% in the last year.