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Laura
@marbleschmidt.bsky.social
go birds, go sky, etc
bring back tally-ho
December 2, 2025 at 8:28 PM
the airplane is playing a shrek song
November 30, 2025 at 4:14 AM
have any scientists done studies on how bad i want to post on my instagram story as soon as i get on a treadmill yet
November 28, 2025 at 8:46 PM
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back to 0 days without crying abt Laika the russian dog they sent into space to die alone and scared
January 26, 2025 at 11:04 PM
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in the club with perfect clarity of purpose
April 5, 2025 at 8:14 PM
i kinda want a tshirt that says dumb blonde
November 28, 2025 at 4:24 AM
what do you mean you don’t have a crush on houdini
November 27, 2025 at 2:57 AM
all of my dreams are either about having a baby or replaying my infamous 2018 car crash……….
November 26, 2025 at 3:14 PM
brb getting you do not have to be good tattooed on the insides of my eyelids
November 26, 2025 at 3:13 PM
cutting my bangs in the bathroom before the clown soiree
November 18, 2025 at 1:20 PM
November 17, 2025 at 4:28 AM
if you’re traveling to my home state and you’re not going to eat at the local pizza restaurant i recommend to you what are we even doing here
November 15, 2025 at 8:51 PM
i’m about to be a toe shoes girl
November 10, 2025 at 10:07 PM
gilbert blythe would stand on his head for me if i asked him to!!!!!!!!!!!!
November 9, 2025 at 12:01 AM
spending my evening as i am meant to……..reporting a grammar problem on the spotify lyrics to a miley cyrus song from 2007
November 8, 2025 at 11:47 PM
i think my favorite food is chips
November 8, 2025 at 6:38 PM
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November 8, 2025 at 3:15 AM
Molly and Ray from Uptown Girls (2003) are my personal Inside You There Are Two Wolves
October 27, 2025 at 12:27 PM
if i ever graduate from grad school i’m gonna become a doll house bitch mark my words
October 26, 2025 at 2:31 PM
nowhere in america is more camp than the small accessories aisle of your local auto zone
October 26, 2025 at 1:29 PM
it’s crazy that you can be the biggest loser in the world and also be president of the united states of america
October 23, 2025 at 8:32 PM
if i were 7 years younger i absolutely would have been selling slime between class periods in high school
October 22, 2025 at 3:04 AM
i would be sooo good at having a twin
October 21, 2025 at 3:13 PM
not the clown school counting game exercise setting off my fight or flight at 9 am
October 17, 2025 at 7:13 PM
i had a dream that we threw a clown school victoria’s secret fashion show fundraiser except it was me and my friends dressing like biblically accurate angels in lingerie
October 17, 2025 at 11:42 AM