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Kalevi - 陳曉雷
@magebrush.bsky.social
Iowa | musician per my expensive piece of paper | 🏳️‍🌈 he/they | gay married | not precisely cisgender | glossophile 🇫🇮🇫🇷🇩🇪🇪🇸🇸🇪🇹🇼🇺🇦🇵🇹 | lutheran | hopeless DnD nerd | I put things in the oven

NGL: https://ngl.link/magebrush2
Hyvää itsenäisyyspäivää Suomi!
Glad självständighetsdag Finland!
Happy Independence Day Finland!
🇫🇮🇫🇮🇫🇮🇫🇮🇫🇮
December 6, 2025 at 8:21 PM
Ce que j'ai voulu dire: "ça m'a fait pleurer"
Ce que j'ai dit dans la tête: "ça m'a fait jouir" 🫥🫥🫥

(Pour ceux qui parlent pas français:

I wanted to say: "that made me cry"
I said in my head: "that made me cum")

🙃💀
December 4, 2025 at 8:21 PM
I shoveled the snow off our sidewalk and our front porch, plz clap

(Hubs may have asked me to do it and I may have used external gratification in the form of food to motivate me, but I still did it lol)
December 1, 2025 at 11:46 PM
Reposted by Kalevi - 陳曉雷
Read the whole thread!
I went to an "ojos" training tonight hosted by New Orleans DSA and Union Migrante and thought I'd pass on new things I learned:

1. Low/old info ICE sighting posts are wreaking havoc on immigrant communities. Basically, incomplete or old info is actively harmful (even if ppl have good intentions)
November 29, 2025 at 5:29 PM
We're in the middle of snowpocalypse, total expected snowfall of at least 9 inches. As of 30 minutes ago, my boss told me we've made like $70 and had 10 customers today since 6am. Yet still no word on whether we're closing early or not.

I love corporate food service sometimes. 🙃🙃🙃
November 29, 2025 at 4:12 PM
Hyvä kiitospäivä/感恩節快樂/Happy Thanksgiving bloomfies and all! Have a stealth photo of me and dinner (credit to @xiaoweiyu.bsky.social)
November 28, 2025 at 4:05 AM
If you see this, post a bad woman you love
November 26, 2025 at 3:05 PM
If you see this, QTP with a gif of your favorite wild animal.
November 23, 2025 at 12:37 AM
if you see this, QTP with your top 4 Final Fantasy games.

🌕 Final Fantasy IV
🗡️ Final Fantasy IX
🪿 Chocobo Racing
🪦 Final Fantasy II
if you see this, QTP with your top 4 Final Fantasy games.

🧅Final Fantasy III
🎶Theatrhythm: Final Bar Line
🏂Final Fantasy VII
🛡️Final Fantasy Tactics
If you see this, QTP with your top 4 Final Fantasy games.

🤡 Final Fantasy VI
🏖️ Final Fantasy X
🐰 Final Fantasy XII
⚔️ Final Fantasy IV
November 23, 2025 at 12:32 AM
NOBODY ASKED FOR A COVER OF THE RONETTES' ARRANGEMENT OF SLEIGH RIDE

WHY DID CORPORATE PUT ONE ON OUR STORE PLAYLIST
November 21, 2025 at 10:53 PM
Reposted by Kalevi - 陳曉雷
Wanted to paint this dog
September 19, 2025 at 9:23 PM
Songs that will always get you moving thread
November 20, 2025 at 10:44 PM
Chest pic:
November 17, 2025 at 2:09 AM
So it's come to my attention that my NGL is in Finnish 🤣 oh well, please ask away I'm so bored at work 🙃🙃🙃

ngl.link/magebrush2
Anonyymit viestit!
Anonyymit viestit!
ngl.link
November 15, 2025 at 9:21 PM
Describe yourself with one emoji.

🤪
Describe yourself with one emoji.

😜
Describe yourself with one emoji.
😴
November 15, 2025 at 6:07 AM
No, YOU just remembered you were playing Persona 5 Tactica and picked it back up.
November 15, 2025 at 3:14 AM
To whomever ordered 70°F/20°C weather in the middle of November, *why would you do such a thing???* Return it! For the sake of all that is holy!

To my coworker who told me it was gonna be 9° next week because they accidentally set their phone to Celsius, thanks so much for the false hope. 🙃
November 14, 2025 at 10:12 PM
EVERYONE ON THIS APP DROP A SELFIE NOW... AND I MEAN RIGHT NOW!!!
November 13, 2025 at 11:12 PM
Post the last 4 games you played!
November 13, 2025 at 6:27 PM
Reposted by Kalevi - 陳曉雷
Solidarity Forever!
Kindly inform your friends and colleagues if you see them drinking Starbucks.
As of this morning, Starbucks workers across the country are officially ON STRIKE. And we're prepared for this to become the biggest and longest ULP strike in Starbucks history.

Say #NoContractNoCoffee with us: DON'T BUY STARBUCKS for the duration of our open-ended ULP strike! $SBUX
November 13, 2025 at 2:38 PM
If you see this, quote with a robot that isn't from "Star Wars," "Star Trek," "Doctor Who," or "Transformers." 🤖✨
November 8, 2025 at 5:25 PM
hi yes I am, erm, in an altered state of mind, please ask me questions
ngl.link/magebrush2
Anonyymit viestit!
Anonyymit viestit!
ngl.link
November 8, 2025 at 6:49 AM
How great of an American pop crime have I committed if I managed to mistake a SZA song for Ariana Grande?
November 7, 2025 at 9:09 PM
On this #FCF, Raffaello decided to let me take a good picture of him.
November 7, 2025 at 5:33 PM
Oh cool, he's still up to his stuff.
hey i don’t usually make posts like these but i see a certain comic artist has made their way here, you might know him from his “daily life of a gay couple” comics, but he made this horribly transphobic comic and threw a temper tantrum when people called him out for it a while back, so look out
November 6, 2025 at 4:37 PM