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Kalevi - 陳曉雷 @magebrush.bsky.social · 1d

Ootan vaan joulukuuta ja ensilunta, ja sitä aikaa, jona mä joudun (mielelläni!) sanomaan "perkele se on helvetin kylmä".

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ChrisTurkey N Cakes 🦃 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @brutumfulmen.bsky.social · 2d

It’s never been necessary. Ever.

A tweet from @wetchman:

Today, in Target's parking lot:
GUY: Sign this petition for Voter
ID?
ME: Do I have to show ID to sign it?
GUY: No.
ME: So how do you know I'm a voter?
GUY: We verify name, address, and sig via the voter registry.
ME: You just explained why Voter
ID is not necessary.

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Kalevi - 陳曉雷 @magebrush.bsky.social · 3d

Oh God! All the prayers and good vibes!!! Hope the recovery is swift and easy!

Kalevi - 陳曉雷 @magebrush.bsky.social · 3d

Well, I also thought of all the times I had to do a ridiculous amount of dishes, but this ended up being more entertaining, if not kinda gross 😅🤣

Kalevi - 陳曉雷 @magebrush.bsky.social · 3d

That one time with an ex when we had to deal with scabies sent me down to the laundry room with more loads than I could count, because we had to wash literally everything. And apply a typical medication over the entire surface of the skin.

-10/10 do not recommend

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Kalevi - 陳曉雷 @magebrush.bsky.social · 4d

You could get irradiated hundreds of miles from the Hanford Site? Who knew? 🤣

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Kalevi - 陳曉雷 @magebrush.bsky.social · 4d

www.diggiloo.net?2009pt

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Kalevi - 陳曉雷 @magebrush.bsky.social · 4d

啊，他真的最好去幹他的媽，讓他去死吧。

さあ、日本語を話せよ！僕はよく話せないけど、一緒に話そうよ！

Kalevi - 陳曉雷 @magebrush.bsky.social · 4d

*Suezo, gorram autocorrupt

Kalevi - 陳曉雷 @magebrush.bsky.social · 4d

I was hoping for Mocchi or Suzi, but I only got anime gifs for them 😅

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Kalevi - 陳曉雷 @magebrush.bsky.social · 4d

I've only partially accomplished #2. However, I've also texted two people whom I owed texts, so overall I'm taking this and running with it.

Kalevi - 陳曉雷 @magebrush.bsky.social · 4d

Local brewery ended up being the location. The work? Still TBD 😅 likely one of:

1) clean up my email
2) get set up on StartPlaying
3) research getting my baking going again

Kalevi - 陳曉雷 @magebrush.bsky.social · 4d

I wanna leave the house and go get some personal work done. However, the two questions that give me pause:

1) Where do I go?
2) What personal work do I do?

🙃🙃🙃

Kalevi - 陳曉雷 @magebrush.bsky.social · 4d

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Kalevi - 陳曉雷 @magebrush.bsky.social · 4d

lmao I need a trim

Kalevi - 陳曉雷 @magebrush.bsky.social · 4d

Also here, have a selfie, I feel cute today

Dorky demi guy, wearing a black hoodie, a brown baseball cap, red glasses, and a red keffiyeh-style scarf, winking at the camera and holding up a tasty Czech amber lager.

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Kalevi - 陳曉雷 @magebrush.bsky.social · 4d

Local brewery ended up being the location. The work? Still TBD 😅 likely one of:

1) clean up my email
2) get set up on StartPlaying
3) research getting my baking going again

Kalevi - 陳曉雷 @magebrush.bsky.social · 4d

I wanna leave the house and go get some personal work done. However, the two questions that give me pause:

1) Where do I go?
2) What personal work do I do?

🙃🙃🙃

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Kalevi - 陳曉雷 @magebrush.bsky.social · 4d

Two activities I'm not very dedicated at 🤣🙃

Ugh, my email needs cleaning up. I suppose that's a thing I can do.

I also need to chase down some transcripts and find out how much money I need to pay to remove holds 🫥

Kalevi - 陳曉雷 @magebrush.bsky.social · 4d

lol idk I just don't wanna spend yet another day rotting on the couch replaying another game

Kalevi - 陳曉雷 @magebrush.bsky.social · 4d

I wanna leave the house and go get some personal work done. However, the two questions that give me pause:

1) Where do I go?
2) What personal work do I do?

🙃🙃🙃

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Kalevi - 陳曉雷 @magebrush.bsky.social · 5d

I, too, very much enjoy The Plot.

(I mean, I really do. But also, Lihaku.)

Kalevi - 陳曉雷 @magebrush.bsky.social · 6d

ihan hauskaa paskaa mitä vittua tää on 🤣🤣🤣

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Kalevi - 陳曉雷 @magebrush.bsky.social · 7d

I had a foot out of the closet from 16-ish through to 19, and then after that I threw the door wide open. Currently 34.

Kalevi - 陳曉雷 @magebrush.bsky.social · 7d

⭐🐟
🤣🤣🤣 Wie süß!

Room with bloody white walls; and a small lamp and TV which are both switched on and mysteriously unbloodied. Photo is captioned with "CAPTION THIS WITH THE 2ND TO LAST TEXT YOU SENT."

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ChrisTurkey N Cakes 🦃 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @brutumfulmen.bsky.social · 7d

Make certain you understand this.

Middlerage @middlerage.bsky.social · 7d

REMEMBER THE GOP IS CHOOSING NOT TO FUND SNAP.
THEY HAVE EMERGENCY FUNDS & ARE NOT USING THEM.

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Kalevi - 陳曉雷 @magebrush.bsky.social · 7d

Vaivansa väärti oli kyllä! Aika kiva ostos, ostaisin Vanhaa Tallinnaa kyl uudelleen!

Kalevi - 陳曉雷 @magebrush.bsky.social · 22d

enkä mä edes o ikinä oo sitä maistanut, toivon vaan, et se on vaivansa väärti, voi hitto

Kalevi - 陳曉雷 @magebrush.bsky.social · 8d

I thought this was a play on the dapper outfit until I turned the sound on 🤣😅

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