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30s | she/her | An indestructible little fucker | Our Flag Means Death has done something to my brain | please don’t follow me if you’re a minor| 🐈
They should give cute bandaids to adults for our vaccines. It would make me happy
January 5, 2026 at 10:27 PM
They should give cute bandaids to adults for our vaccines. It would make me happy
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They kidnapped the head of a Latin American country, replaced him with an insecure white racist who has spent his entire life arguing that Latinos are subhuman, and made clear that their primary aim is to plunder the country for its resources.
If it isn't yet clear, yes, we're the fucking baddies.
If it isn't yet clear, yes, we're the fucking baddies.
Per WASH POST, Stephen Miller will play an “elevated role” in Venezuela (what could go wrong!) and Machado won’t be president because she accepted the Nobel Peace Prize Trump wants (yes, seriously)
Couldn’t make it up if we tried
www.washingtonpost.com/national-sec...
Couldn’t make it up if we tried
www.washingtonpost.com/national-sec...
January 5, 2026 at 12:53 PM
They kidnapped the head of a Latin American country, replaced him with an insecure white racist who has spent his entire life arguing that Latinos are subhuman, and made clear that their primary aim is to plunder the country for its resources.
If it isn't yet clear, yes, we're the fucking baddies.
If it isn't yet clear, yes, we're the fucking baddies.
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Reposted by Maggie but Christmas 🎄
Friendly reminder that Iz has canonically been between Ed’s legs
January 4, 2026 at 2:23 AM
Friendly reminder that Iz has canonically been between Ed’s legs
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Can't help but feel like this is one of the reasons why the Constitution says If a dude in office does an insurrection, don't let that motherfucker hold office again
Bc clearly they cannot be trusted with power & control over the levers of government, & they do not care about democratic constraints
Bc clearly they cannot be trusted with power & control over the levers of government, & they do not care about democratic constraints
January 3, 2026 at 2:31 PM
Can't help but feel like this is one of the reasons why the Constitution says If a dude in office does an insurrection, don't let that motherfucker hold office again
Bc clearly they cannot be trusted with power & control over the levers of government, & they do not care about democratic constraints
Bc clearly they cannot be trusted with power & control over the levers of government, & they do not care about democratic constraints
Hey hey I was super cranky and depressed yesterday and then I realized I’ve been living on junk food and insufficient sleep since Christmas. So if you’re feeling inexplicably sad too maybe eat some protein and veggies and drink some water and take a nap. Anyway I love you 💜💜
January 4, 2026 at 2:16 AM
Hey hey I was super cranky and depressed yesterday and then I realized I’ve been living on junk food and insufficient sleep since Christmas. So if you’re feeling inexplicably sad too maybe eat some protein and veggies and drink some water and take a nap. Anyway I love you 💜💜
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A NEW ROACH STILL???? IN 2026????
(from aaron epstein's insta)
(from aaron epstein's insta)
January 4, 2026 at 12:10 AM
A NEW ROACH STILL???? IN 2026????
(from aaron epstein's insta)
(from aaron epstein's insta)
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Two things can be true: A dictator no longer ruling Venezuela is good. And the leader of a representative democracy initiating unconstitutional military action to claim some oil and start a regime change war no one wanted without the legally required congressional approval, like a dictator, is bad.
January 4, 2026 at 1:12 AM
Two things can be true: A dictator no longer ruling Venezuela is good. And the leader of a representative democracy initiating unconstitutional military action to claim some oil and start a regime change war no one wanted without the legally required congressional approval, like a dictator, is bad.
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looks like there’s trouble in paradise 🤭
January 4, 2026 at 1:17 AM
looks like there’s trouble in paradise 🤭
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"I asked chatgpt-" yeah well i asked edward teach and he said you're a dickfuck
January 3, 2026 at 5:56 PM
"I asked chatgpt-" yeah well i asked edward teach and he said you're a dickfuck
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A message for you all to carry through the year
January 1, 2026 at 6:32 AM
A message for you all to carry through the year
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Happy to let you know that in the northern hemisphere we’ve now done the darkest two weeks in the year. All the other 50 weeks will be lighter than this.
December 28, 2025 at 7:48 PM
Happy to let you know that in the northern hemisphere we’ve now done the darkest two weeks in the year. All the other 50 weeks will be lighter than this.
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my favorite meme for this time of the year
December 28, 2025 at 10:14 PM
my favorite meme for this time of the year
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After several days of intense anti-corruption protesting by thousands of Bulgarians, demanding accountability and transparency, the government of Bulgaria has resigned. Never believe protest doesn’t matter.
December 27, 2025 at 8:11 PM
After several days of intense anti-corruption protesting by thousands of Bulgarians, demanding accountability and transparency, the government of Bulgaria has resigned. Never believe protest doesn’t matter.
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Hey, lovely pirate friends - can we help Cin?
🧵 Hi, friends! My family is facing a bit of a financial hardship after my mother was diagnosed with CHF in October. The cost of her medications went from just under $200 a month to over $600 a month. We are trying to work with her insurance to get the most costly medication, Farxiga, from Canada
December 27, 2025 at 10:40 PM
Hey, lovely pirate friends - can we help Cin?
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Ok. What is this hockey thing everyone’s talking about?
December 27, 2025 at 10:55 PM
Ok. What is this hockey thing everyone’s talking about?
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All Gazan need Help as their suffering is still going on.
I kindly ask you to help by sharing and donating to my campaign 🕊️🍉
Moataz needs your help, would you please help him?
SHARE/DONATE👇🍉
chuffed.org/project/135556
I kindly ask you to help by sharing and donating to my campaign 🕊️🍉
Moataz needs your help, would you please help him?
SHARE/DONATE👇🍉
chuffed.org/project/135556
Help me in difficult times of deadly hunger
Hello, my name is Moataz Musleh. In addition to collecting donations so we can all survive, I and five other people also need money to buy food, support the poor, and provide electricity and medicine....
chuffed.org
December 21, 2025 at 9:39 PM
All Gazan need Help as their suffering is still going on.
I kindly ask you to help by sharing and donating to my campaign 🕊️🍉
Moataz needs your help, would you please help him?
SHARE/DONATE👇🍉
chuffed.org/project/135556
I kindly ask you to help by sharing and donating to my campaign 🕊️🍉
Moataz needs your help, would you please help him?
SHARE/DONATE👇🍉
chuffed.org/project/135556
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Sama'a relies on us for food, shelter, and medicine. Please give what you can to help.
tinyurl.com/SamaasFamily
tinyurl.com/SamaasFamily
December 21, 2025 at 5:50 PM
Sama'a relies on us for food, shelter, and medicine. Please give what you can to help.
tinyurl.com/SamaasFamily
tinyurl.com/SamaasFamily
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It was such a joy to celebrate Hanukkah with Mandy, Kathryn and their son, Gideon. As Jewish New Yorkers across our city prepare to light candles and mark the seventh night today, I wish you and your families a Hanukkah full of light and love.
youtu.be/KIxAKyioXng
youtu.be/KIxAKyioXng
Happy Hanukkah
YouTube video by Zohran Mamdani for NYC
youtu.be
December 20, 2025 at 1:58 PM
It was such a joy to celebrate Hanukkah with Mandy, Kathryn and their son, Gideon. As Jewish New Yorkers across our city prepare to light candles and mark the seventh night today, I wish you and your families a Hanukkah full of light and love.
youtu.be/KIxAKyioXng
youtu.be/KIxAKyioXng