Mad Physiologist, Retired
@madphysiologist.bsky.social
Humanist, Deadhead, Gen-X, DC explant, Old Bay enthusiast, incurable nerd. Squirrelly 🐿️. Has plant h̶o̶b̶b̶y̶ problem, probable future falconer, currently in trip-planning mode. Retired physiologist. Fly Navy!
Pfp ALT: me, standing inside a papier-mâché shark
Pfp ALT: me, standing inside a papier-mâché shark
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Sitting on hold with OPM Retirement Services because I still don’t have a PIN to go with my CSA number.
Or you know, a pension.
Or you know, a pension.
November 26, 2025 at 4:48 PM
Sitting on hold with OPM Retirement Services because I still don’t have a PIN to go with my CSA number.
Or you know, a pension.
Or you know, a pension.
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I like when that one witch has a box full of dicks
"Malleus Maleficarum" really rivals Sayd Qutb's "LORD ALMIGHTY I CANNOT HANDLE THESE HOT COLORADO BITCHES" for being a He-Man Woman Hater Classic
November 26, 2025 at 6:51 PM
I like when that one witch has a box full of dicks
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"Malleus Maleficarum" really rivals Sayd Qutb's "LORD ALMIGHTY I CANNOT HANDLE THESE HOT COLORADO BITCHES" for being a He-Man Woman Hater Classic
November 26, 2025 at 6:43 PM
"Malleus Maleficarum" really rivals Sayd Qutb's "LORD ALMIGHTY I CANNOT HANDLE THESE HOT COLORADO BITCHES" for being a He-Man Woman Hater Classic
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This is the scandal. Trump isn’t targeting dangerous people. He’s targeting peaceful immigrants. Almost exclusively.
November 26, 2025 at 2:10 PM
This is the scandal. Trump isn’t targeting dangerous people. He’s targeting peaceful immigrants. Almost exclusively.
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Pediatricians say vaccines do not cause autism. A bear-eating heroin addict who fantasizes about sucking his own semen out of his lovers' orifices says they do. For busy parents, it can be hard to know who to trust.
November 26, 2025 at 5:14 PM
Pediatricians say vaccines do not cause autism. A bear-eating heroin addict who fantasizes about sucking his own semen out of his lovers' orifices says they do. For busy parents, it can be hard to know who to trust.
Sitting on hold with OPM Retirement Services because I still don’t have a PIN to go with my CSA number.
Or you know, a pension.
Or you know, a pension.
November 26, 2025 at 4:48 PM
Sitting on hold with OPM Retirement Services because I still don’t have a PIN to go with my CSA number.
Or you know, a pension.
Or you know, a pension.
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Small defense subcontractor needs research physiologist to do stuff on hypoxia training & VP is asking me if I've found work.
Okay, so first of all: I wasn't looking & the idea of going back to work is stressing me or maybe this is excitement, idk
But also: I'm 54. Shouldn't I be working still?
Okay, so first of all: I wasn't looking & the idea of going back to work is stressing me or maybe this is excitement, idk
But also: I'm 54. Shouldn't I be working still?
November 25, 2025 at 6:47 PM
Small defense subcontractor needs research physiologist to do stuff on hypoxia training & VP is asking me if I've found work.
Okay, so first of all: I wasn't looking & the idea of going back to work is stressing me or maybe this is excitement, idk
But also: I'm 54. Shouldn't I be working still?
Okay, so first of all: I wasn't looking & the idea of going back to work is stressing me or maybe this is excitement, idk
But also: I'm 54. Shouldn't I be working still?
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Small defense subcontractor needs research physiologist to do stuff on hypoxia training & VP is asking me if I've found work.
Okay, so first of all: I wasn't looking & the idea of going back to work is stressing me or maybe this is excitement, idk
But also: I'm 54. Shouldn't I be working still?
Okay, so first of all: I wasn't looking & the idea of going back to work is stressing me or maybe this is excitement, idk
But also: I'm 54. Shouldn't I be working still?
November 25, 2025 at 6:47 PM
Small defense subcontractor needs research physiologist to do stuff on hypoxia training & VP is asking me if I've found work.
Okay, so first of all: I wasn't looking & the idea of going back to work is stressing me or maybe this is excitement, idk
But also: I'm 54. Shouldn't I be working still?
Okay, so first of all: I wasn't looking & the idea of going back to work is stressing me or maybe this is excitement, idk
But also: I'm 54. Shouldn't I be working still?
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seen on WT Harris in E Charlotte
November 23, 2025 at 3:35 AM
seen on WT Harris in E Charlotte
I've hurt my shoulder and am still in denial and ice is such a nice enabler. It'll be FOINE, right?
November 24, 2025 at 3:35 AM
I've hurt my shoulder and am still in denial and ice is such a nice enabler. It'll be FOINE, right?
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Playing a nordic sea witch holiday mix because I kind of am one
jk I'm not nordic
jk I'm not nordic
November 23, 2025 at 8:24 PM
Playing a nordic sea witch holiday mix because I kind of am one
jk I'm not nordic
jk I'm not nordic
Not in a particularly okay way, either?
AND YELLED THE LYRICS
I played Backstreet Boys LOUD today
November 21, 2025 at 3:16 AM
Not in a particularly okay way, either?
AND YELLED THE LYRICS
I played Backstreet Boys LOUD today
November 21, 2025 at 3:13 AM
AND YELLED THE LYRICS
I played Backstreet Boys LOUD today
November 21, 2025 at 3:10 AM
I played Backstreet Boys LOUD today
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I’m sorry that I don’t have anything intelligent to say right now because I am so fucking angry
www.newsweek.com/nursing-not-...
www.newsweek.com/nursing-not-...
Nursing is no longer counted as a 'professional degree' by Trump admin
The Department of Education has excluded nursing as a "professional degree" program as it implements various changes to student loans.
www.newsweek.com
November 20, 2025 at 5:30 PM
I’m sorry that I don’t have anything intelligent to say right now because I am so fucking angry
www.newsweek.com/nursing-not-...
www.newsweek.com/nursing-not-...
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I'm retired and I'm still mad about this dudebro. But also, when I'm mad, I really am a badass.
When I have an employee with a disability that impacts major life functions and who is protected under the Rehabilitation Act of 1973 and the Americans with Disabilities Act of 1990 and as amended in 2008
and you threaten said employee...1/n
and you threaten said employee...1/n
November 16, 2025 at 6:36 AM
I'm retired and I'm still mad about this dudebro. But also, when I'm mad, I really am a badass.
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How I look reading your posts
November 19, 2025 at 1:20 AM
How I look reading your posts
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A thing I learned today:
The dish Chicken à la Maryland was on the menu of the Titanic the day it struck the iceberg.
Also, when talking about chicken, or birds, the cut of meat inclusive of drumstick and thigh is referred to as “a Maryland.”
The dish Chicken à la Maryland was on the menu of the Titanic the day it struck the iceberg.
Also, when talking about chicken, or birds, the cut of meat inclusive of drumstick and thigh is referred to as “a Maryland.”
November 19, 2025 at 2:04 AM
A thing I learned today:
The dish Chicken à la Maryland was on the menu of the Titanic the day it struck the iceberg.
Also, when talking about chicken, or birds, the cut of meat inclusive of drumstick and thigh is referred to as “a Maryland.”
The dish Chicken à la Maryland was on the menu of the Titanic the day it struck the iceberg.
Also, when talking about chicken, or birds, the cut of meat inclusive of drumstick and thigh is referred to as “a Maryland.”
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Why yes, I am decorating early because I’m u̶n̶e̶m̶p̶l̶o̶y̶e̶d̶ forcibly retired 🙃
November 19, 2025 at 1:16 AM
Why yes, I am decorating early because I’m u̶n̶e̶m̶p̶l̶o̶y̶e̶d̶ forcibly retired 🙃
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I’m just sayin’ it don’t get much more Murryland den nat
November 19, 2025 at 1:09 AM
I’m just sayin’ it don’t get much more Murryland den nat
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Another part. Still don’t have the railings fully decorated, but I’m waiting until after the painters finish upstairs.
November 19, 2025 at 1:13 AM
Another part. Still don’t have the railings fully decorated, but I’m waiting until after the painters finish upstairs.