EJK
@madkratter.bsky.social
Jacob, known subversive | The football and beer makes the politics *survivable*
If you rely on a law enforcement system where when YOU contact THEM, there's roughly a 80% chance of a neutral or positive interaction, a 18% chance of a negative or harmful interaction, and a 2% chance you die or are seriously injured... is it possible that you're better off without them?
January 15, 2026 at 6:31 AM
If you rely on a law enforcement system where when YOU contact THEM, there's roughly a 80% chance of a neutral or positive interaction, a 18% chance of a negative or harmful interaction, and a 2% chance you die or are seriously injured... is it possible that you're better off without them?
The Panthers back in the playoffs... it's been so long... and I needed something like this this week. It's been a doozie
January 10, 2026 at 8:59 PM
The Panthers back in the playoffs... it's been so long... and I needed something like this this week. It's been a doozie
Local law enforcement that isn't protecting their community from ICE are DEMONSTRABLY subjecting citizens to violence. Stop cuffing protesters and start cuffing the ARMED VIGILANTES roaming unchecked.
January 7, 2026 at 10:59 PM
Local law enforcement that isn't protecting their community from ICE are DEMONSTRABLY subjecting citizens to violence. Stop cuffing protesters and start cuffing the ARMED VIGILANTES roaming unchecked.
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WAKE FOREST WINS THE DUKES MAYO BOWL @dukesmayobowl.bsky.social
January 3, 2026 at 5:07 AM
WAKE FOREST WINS THE DUKES MAYO BOWL @dukesmayobowl.bsky.social
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“It’s long past time to show the public these papers,” said Senator Adam Schiff (D-CA). “Americans deserve to find out who’s been naughty and who’s been nice.”
Congress Votes to Release Naughty List - The News-Harpoon
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- The House of Representatives voted Thursday to force through a resolution that would compel the Department of Justice to publicly release the Naughty List. Public pressure to unsea...
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December 21, 2025 at 8:37 PM
“It’s long past time to show the public these papers,” said Senator Adam Schiff (D-CA). “Americans deserve to find out who’s been naughty and who’s been nice.”
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"Deploying to major cities including Chicago, Los Angeles and for some reason Charlotte, DHS leadership described the operations’ goal as seizing and detaining criminal currency that 'doesn’t look like it belongs around here.'"
ICE Tasked With Rounding Up All the Brown Coins - The News-Harpoon
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- In the wake of the discontinuation of the penny, the Department of Homeland Security announced Monday that ICE will soon begin rounding up all of the nation’s brown coins. Deployin...
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November 19, 2025 at 11:56 PM
"Deploying to major cities including Chicago, Los Angeles and for some reason Charlotte, DHS leadership described the operations’ goal as seizing and detaining criminal currency that 'doesn’t look like it belongs around here.'"
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“In this time of crisis, we need a chairperson who believes in our party’s shared vision for the future,” Sen. Dick Durbin (D-IL) said in a Monday interview. “That vision being, of course, to sit quietly in the corner and watch while Republicans fuck everything."
Democrats to Appoint New Senator to Cuck Chair - The News-Harpoon
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Responding to plummeting approval ratings for party leadership, Senate Democrats announced on Monday that they will move to nominate a new ranking member for occupation of the Cuck...
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November 14, 2025 at 8:28 PM
“In this time of crisis, we need a chairperson who believes in our party’s shared vision for the future,” Sen. Dick Durbin (D-IL) said in a Monday interview. “That vision being, of course, to sit quietly in the corner and watch while Republicans fuck everything."
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“We could tell she’s a smart one, but she has really blown us away with how precocious and class conscious she’s been,” said Octavio Herrera, Rosa’s father. “Not only can she see that trade unions have disappeared — she knows they’re still out there somewhere, even when we cover her eyes.”
Leftist Infant Simultaneously Develops Object Permanence, Class Consciousness - The News-Harpoon
IRVINE, CA - Medical professionals and members of the proletariat were left stunned Thursday when a local leftist infant was found to have simultaneously developed object permanence and class consciou...
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November 9, 2025 at 5:35 PM
“We could tell she’s a smart one, but she has really blown us away with how precocious and class conscious she’s been,” said Octavio Herrera, Rosa’s father. “Not only can she see that trade unions have disappeared — she knows they’re still out there somewhere, even when we cover her eyes.”
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"The event, which definitely occurred already without you, featured numerous prominent speakers who weren’t that big of a deal, so you shouldn’t worry about it. In fact, it probably went better without you being there, honestly."
Gaslighters Convention Held Yesterday, You Missed It - The News-Harpoon
LIKE RIGHT DOWN THE STREET -- The 4th Annual American Gaslighters Convention was held yesterday and everyone was there but you, according to reports from all of your friends. The convention, which was...
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November 7, 2025 at 4:41 PM
"The event, which definitely occurred already without you, featured numerous prominent speakers who weren’t that big of a deal, so you shouldn’t worry about it. In fact, it probably went better without you being there, honestly."
Hi I am Kash Patel this is the FBI here to collect your antifa dues, plese put you full name down below to confirmyou r a dues paying member of ANtifa thank u
October 12, 2025 at 12:47 AM
Hi I am Kash Patel this is the FBI here to collect your antifa dues, plese put you full name down below to confirmyou r a dues paying member of ANtifa thank u
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🏈 GB 40 - 40 DAL
0:00 OT
This game has a 100.00% chance of ending in Scorigami.
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This game has a 100.00% chance of ending in Scorigami.
September 29, 2025 at 4:10 AM
🏈 GB 40 - 40 DAL
0:00 OT
This game has a 100.00% chance of ending in Scorigami.
0:00 OT
This game has a 100.00% chance of ending in Scorigami.
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September 20, 2025 at 3:18 PM
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The only solace that can come from all this rapid national ruination is that a resilient people who are made to suffer WILL retaliate when they realize that their lives are being threatened. Maybe the revolution will come before I'm in the ground.
July 3, 2025 at 9:13 PM
The only solace that can come from all this rapid national ruination is that a resilient people who are made to suffer WILL retaliate when they realize that their lives are being threatened. Maybe the revolution will come before I'm in the ground.
Cool dude names that our society has needlessly abandoned:
Ambrose
Bartholomew
Gordon
Winslow
Cecil
Vernon
Ambrose
Bartholomew
Gordon
Winslow
Cecil
Vernon
July 3, 2025 at 4:00 AM
Cool dude names that our society has needlessly abandoned:
Ambrose
Bartholomew
Gordon
Winslow
Cecil
Vernon
Ambrose
Bartholomew
Gordon
Winslow
Cecil
Vernon
Know the difference -- stay safe!! 🤪
June 30, 2025 at 11:16 PM
Know the difference -- stay safe!! 🤪
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Fascism is happening right now. It’s not “coming,” it’s not “a threat,” it is actively being carried out. They will do anything and everything to consolidate their power while they have it, do not put a single damn thing past this administration.
"Liberate this city from socialists and burdensome leadership." If that's not regime change, I don't know what to tell you.
The inflection point is now.
The inflection point is now.
Kristi Noem: "We are not going away. We are staying here to liberate the city from the socialists and the burdensome leadership that this governor and that this mayor have placed on this country and what they have tried to insert into the city."
Sen. Alex Padilla is then forcibly removed!
Sen. Alex Padilla is then forcibly removed!
June 12, 2025 at 7:44 PM
Fascism is happening right now. It’s not “coming,” it’s not “a threat,” it is actively being carried out. They will do anything and everything to consolidate their power while they have it, do not put a single damn thing past this administration.
As a general rule, if the fascists are allowing you to do your protest without the interference of the state, it's because you aren't protesting hard enough for them to give a shit. Make note of this as you observe LA and march in your own towns this weekend.
June 11, 2025 at 3:30 AM
As a general rule, if the fascists are allowing you to do your protest without the interference of the state, it's because you aren't protesting hard enough for them to give a shit. Make note of this as you observe LA and march in your own towns this weekend.
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Well, I had an interesting Sunday night, how 'bout you?
🧵
NY-17 Rep. Mike Lawler had a local social worker physically dragged out of his town hall Sunday night.
Emily Feiner was singled out by private security, lifted out of her seat, as the crowd chanted “let her stay” and “shame, shame.”
She’s a constituent.
Not a threat.
Fascism again.
NY-17 Rep. Mike Lawler had a local social worker physically dragged out of his town hall Sunday night.
Emily Feiner was singled out by private security, lifted out of her seat, as the crowd chanted “let her stay” and “shame, shame.”
She’s a constituent.
Not a threat.
Fascism again.
May 5, 2025 at 1:59 AM
Well, I had an interesting Sunday night, how 'bout you?
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Elon is leading the Army…
at halftime.
at halftime.
March 23, 2025 at 7:17 PM
Elon is leading the Army…
at halftime.
at halftime.
Happy Ides of March, AKA "Senate with a Backbone Day"
March 15, 2025 at 5:08 PM
Happy Ides of March, AKA "Senate with a Backbone Day"
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House Democrats Vow To Hold President Accountable With Agriculture Bill Where First Letter Of Every Line Spells Out ‘Impeach Trump’
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House Democrats Vow To Hold President Accountable With Agriculture Bill Where First Letter Of Every Line Spells Out ‘Impeach Trump’
WASHINGTON—Seeking to mollify a segment of their base clamoring for inquiries into the president’s misconduct, House Democrats announced Tuesday that they would be holding the administration accountable by voting on an agricultural bill in which the first letter of every line spells out “Impeach Trump.” “We believe this is a fair compromise that falls short of the full impeachment inquiry some have asked for, but still shows voters who have the correct decoder that Democrats aren’t taking this president’s crimes lying down,” said House Majority Leader Steny Hoyer, telling reporters that the bill had been brought to the floor despite objections from Democrats in battleground districts who generally favored a more complex alphabetic cipher that would eventually spell out “Impeach Trump if polling improves,” or, “Impeach Trump at the ballot box.” “When our children look back on this period of history, they will know that the Democratic party served as a check on this corrupt administration by putting forward a bold and straightforward word puzzle proclaiming that this is not who we are as Americans.” At press time, an elated Hoyer confirmed that the House had secured the bill’s passage after tacking on an additional $2.5 million in funding for the president’s border wall.
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February 25, 2025 at 11:00 PM
House Democrats Vow To Hold President Accountable With Agriculture Bill Where First Letter Of Every Line Spells Out ‘Impeach Trump’
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did this mf really truly say "long live the king"
February 20, 2025 at 2:25 AM
did this mf really truly say "long live the king"
...but it will cost us Nečas 😭
I pray to Lord Stanley that this will be worth it
I pray to Lord Stanley that this will be worth it
BREAKING: The Hurricanes have acquired Mikko Rantanen from the Avalanche and Taylor Hall from the Blackhawks in a three-team blockbuster trade, sources confirm to The Athletic.
January 25, 2025 at 1:56 AM
...but it will cost us Nečas 😭
I pray to Lord Stanley that this will be worth it
I pray to Lord Stanley that this will be worth it