Tess of the D’Ysfunctional
@madamlibra-rian.bsky.social
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Women's Football Enthusiast(USWNT/Spirit/Liverpool)
TedBecca Pedestrian+
Musical Theater Pilgrim
Old Hollywood Binger
Would invade France for Hannah Waddingham
Women's Football Enthusiast(USWNT/Spirit/Liverpool)
TedBecca Pedestrian+
Musical Theater Pilgrim
Old Hollywood Binger
Would invade France for Hannah Waddingham
I JUST LITERALLY turned the game on and they're putting HIS face on my screen. FUCK OFF
February 5, 2026 at 4:12 PM
I JUST LITERALLY turned the game on and they're putting HIS face on my screen. FUCK OFF
Take the time. Listen.
✊🏾NEW POD✊🏾
Sylvs joined André for a chat about the future of the USWNT, not in terms of results but something just as important (if not more so): its advocacy. We discuss what’s missing, and how to reclaim it.
🟢 open.spotify.com/episode/1M29...
🍎 podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/d... #woso #uswnt
Sylvs joined André for a chat about the future of the USWNT, not in terms of results but something just as important (if not more so): its advocacy. We discuss what’s missing, and how to reclaim it.
🟢 open.spotify.com/episode/1M29...
🍎 podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/d... #woso #uswnt
February 4, 2026 at 11:39 PM
Take the time. Listen.
This country is responsible for so many children's death, either through ICE or the demolition of the Health services and the Education department. And it's going to continue as this administration gleefully watches.
February 2, 2026 at 6:11 PM
This country is responsible for so many children's death, either through ICE or the demolition of the Health services and the Education department. And it's going to continue as this administration gleefully watches.
Getting to introduce my nephew to Womens Football with THIS game is honestly amazing
February 1, 2026 at 8:03 PM
Getting to introduce my nephew to Womens Football with THIS game is honestly amazing
oh gosh. no. 💔
Macaulay Culkin pays tribute to ‘Home Alone’ mom Catherine O'Hara:
“Mama. I thought we had time. I wanted more. I wanted to sit in a chair next to you. I heard you but I had so much more to say. I love you. l'Il see you later.”
“Mama. I thought we had time. I wanted more. I wanted to sit in a chair next to you. I heard you but I had so much more to say. I love you. l'Il see you later.”
January 30, 2026 at 7:47 PM
oh gosh. no. 💔
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Don’t forget your three R’s: Reduce, Reuse, Rodman is Greenland
January 30, 2026 at 3:51 AM
Don’t forget your three R’s: Reduce, Reuse, Rodman is Greenland
I don't care. Just say that you're misogynistic and shut up. THAT is the reason you're so bent out of shape about S4 of Ted Lasso being centered around the women's team.
January 29, 2026 at 6:06 PM
I don't care. Just say that you're misogynistic and shut up. THAT is the reason you're so bent out of shape about S4 of Ted Lasso being centered around the women's team.
Let me off this rollercoaster
January 29, 2026 at 5:09 PM
Let me off this rollercoaster
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Suddenly republicans have forgotten what the constitution says 🤷🏼 🇺🇸
January 28, 2026 at 5:42 PM
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The small, petty side of me is asking how it feels to loose 1-0 late in the 2nd half
January 28, 2026 at 3:35 PM
The small, petty side of me is asking how it feels to loose 1-0 late in the 2nd half
Trin really said, that corner is MINE now
January 28, 2026 at 4:47 AM
Trin really said, that corner is MINE now
They don't care about you. They don't care about this country.
DEFUND ICE
DEFUND ICE
"You raise your voice, I erase your voice."
ICE in Minneapolis are erasing your rights.
Please share our new video of what's happening in our city. youtu.be/W1dyNcRGRXY
ICE in Minneapolis are erasing your rights.
Please share our new video of what's happening in our city. youtu.be/W1dyNcRGRXY
January 27, 2026 at 9:00 PM
They don't care about you. They don't care about this country.
DEFUND ICE
DEFUND ICE
Fuck Berman. Get her OUT. And get that shit out of my league.
Here are Berman's comments during the panel.
January 27, 2026 at 12:10 AM
Fuck Berman. Get her OUT. And get that shit out of my league.
“Well behaved women seldom make history”
The things deemed “unimportant” and “unworthy of note” are the most important things that make sure that history happens
The things deemed “unimportant” and “unworthy of note” are the most important things that make sure that history happens
The majority of organizing happening in Minnesota isn’t just peaceful, it’s INVISIBLE. Moms showing up who won’t be interviewed on TV, people whose ICE patrols don’t turn into viral video. The grocery runs, the donations, the people filming bc they happen to be there. Please remember this.
January 25, 2026 at 7:34 PM
“Well behaved women seldom make history”
The things deemed “unimportant” and “unworthy of note” are the most important things that make sure that history happens
The things deemed “unimportant” and “unworthy of note” are the most important things that make sure that history happens
This is why they will always be MY team. My captains.
Our thoughts are with the people in Minnesota and across the country who are bravely standing up for their neighbors despite violence committed by ICE. If you are looking for a way to support the people of Minnesota, we want to highlight the work being done by the Immigrant Rapid Response Fund.
January 25, 2026 at 4:25 PM
This is why they will always be MY team. My captains.
She got the bag and the captains arm band IKTR Go on the girl!!!
Emma Hayes press conference. She’s stated Trinity Rodman will captain #USWNT tomorrow, a discussion they had as camps were being mapped out. She also laid out an overview of the planning for 2026. January camps are unique timing, for growth. Mentioned 6 players competing for roles in SheBelieves Cup
January 23, 2026 at 6:31 PM
She got the bag and the captains arm band IKTR Go on the girl!!!
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the league tried its damnedest to mess this up, and if rodman didn't have the connection to dc and the community of supporters at audi field, she would be yet another star leaving. they'll tout this as a league-wide win, it is not, the win is the property of the women's soccer community in dc.
January 22, 2026 at 11:42 PM
the league tried its damnedest to mess this up, and if rodman didn't have the connection to dc and the community of supporters at audi field, she would be yet another star leaving. they'll tout this as a league-wide win, it is not, the win is the property of the women's soccer community in dc.
LETS FUCKING GOOOO
Now it's Officially Official: Trinity Rodman has agreed to a three-year contract to stay with the Spirit.
Michele Kang: The Spirit is "profoundly grateful" she decided to stay "despite some very compelling alternatives she had." #NWSL
Michele Kang: The Spirit is "profoundly grateful" she decided to stay "despite some very compelling alternatives she had." #NWSL
January 22, 2026 at 11:21 PM
LETS FUCKING GOOOO
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January 21, 2026 at 1:52 AM
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Just had a realization that when I thought I might be seeing the last NWSL game of a legend(Trin), I was actually seeing the last NWSL game of another legend(Coffey).
*for now
*for now
January 20, 2026 at 2:53 PM
Just had a realization that when I thought I might be seeing the last NWSL game of a legend(Trin), I was actually seeing the last NWSL game of another legend(Coffey).
*for now
*for now
Meghann Burke is so well spoken and the league is so very dumb. Thank you @heyspirits.bsky.social for such a great interview.
January 19, 2026 at 10:08 PM
Meghann Burke is so well spoken and the league is so very dumb. Thank you @heyspirits.bsky.social for such a great interview.
Seeing Return of the King in theaters this weekend reminded me of how even the littlest thing can turn the course and that the mercy and love you extended in the past can influence the future. The world is so fucked up right now and I don't have much power, but I will do what I can with what I have.
January 19, 2026 at 3:32 PM
Seeing Return of the King in theaters this weekend reminded me of how even the littlest thing can turn the course and that the mercy and love you extended in the past can influence the future. The world is so fucked up right now and I don't have much power, but I will do what I can with what I have.
It makes sense for everyone but I am still heartbroken. I wish Narumi every good thing.
January 12, 2026 at 5:45 PM
It makes sense for everyone but I am still heartbroken. I wish Narumi every good thing.