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Evaenima
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Looking for ways to save our republic from fascists. Drop a DM if you’ve got any suggestions.
Or, hear me out:
It's after midnight on what is now technically xmas eve. You pop an edible and tune into the flame hands of satan gently caressing the entire universe while you zone out to Tool for a few hours.
Merry Christmas!
Have this playing now and probably will for the next 48 hours.
December 24, 2025 at 5:37 AM
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I just uploaded @jasonparis.bsky.social 's recording of the segment CBS News pulled from "60 Minutes" to YouTube:
WATCH: Segment CBS News Pulled From "60 Minutes"
YouTube video by Phil Lewis
www.youtube.com
December 22, 2025 at 10:45 PM
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Nine Inch Nails "Love Is Not Enough" live at rehearsals, 2005. Directed & edited by me. Filmed on the glorious Panasonic DVX100 MiniDV cameras.
December 20, 2025 at 4:53 AM
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this shit is just beyond parody, man
December 5, 2025 at 5:33 PM
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This is the funniest piece imaginable in the dull world of the otherwise sickly sycophantic tech review.

For real. Read it, even if you don’t give a rat’s ass about printers.
November 23, 2025 at 1:59 AM
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If you're trying to convince your friends to spend time on Bluesky rather than X, maybe show them this. X is not "the public town square" or about "free speech." It's "just what Elon Musk wants you to see." If you see stuff he doesn't like he'll step in to make sure you don't see it for long.
If you scroll on X, you are only being shown what Elon wants you to see. If you create content on X, no one will see it unless Elon wants them to.
November 21, 2025 at 1:31 AM
X is down (along with half the internet) because of a Cloudflare issue. Wanna bet this is just one commit that brought the internet down (again)?
a cartoon character is laughing in front of a fire background while wearing a hoodie .
ALT: a cartoon character is laughing in front of a fire background while wearing a hoodie .
media.tenor.com
November 18, 2025 at 12:09 PM
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I'm going to give you $2,000... emotionally.
BESSENT: “THE $2,000 DIVIDEND COULD COME IN LOTS OF FORMS… IT COULD BE JUST THE TAX DECREASES. IT COULD BE NO TAX ON TIPS.”
November 17, 2025 at 1:29 AM
Please accept this pat on the back, which I value at $2000.
BESSENT: “THE $2,000 DIVIDEND COULD COME IN LOTS OF FORMS… IT COULD BE JUST THE TAX DECREASES. IT COULD BE NO TAX ON TIPS.”
November 17, 2025 at 2:53 AM
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I NEED THIS STICKER
GUESS WHAT????

We’re mailing everyone who donates $10+ during Sunday’s stream a limited edition ✨Producer Heater✨ campaign sticker!

Make sure to tune in at 7 PM CT on YouTube or Twitch!
November 15, 2025 at 7:12 PM
Stickers!!!
GUESS WHAT????

We’re mailing everyone who donates $10+ during Sunday’s stream a limited edition ✨Producer Heater✨ campaign sticker!

Make sure to tune in at 7 PM CT on YouTube or Twitch!
November 15, 2025 at 8:44 PM
This is like watching your middle school bully being taken down by another bully. Sure we’re all 🍿😋 right now, but tomorrow she’s gonna be after your lunch money.
Marge Greene comes back at Trump throwing haymakers. 🍿
November 15, 2025 at 3:06 AM
Choose the form of your destruction.
November 10, 2025 at 2:27 AM
Ain’t no one able to snatch defeat from the jaws of victory like Chucky boy.

Somehow Democrat leadership saw Tuesday’s results and completely misread the tea leaves.

It is utterly soul-crushingly exhausting to be a Democrat these days. Just… ugh.
SCHUMER is on the floor now making this offer to end the shutdown:

Clean CR
Bipartisan "minibus" of approps bills
1-year ACA funding extension
Bipartisan cmte to negotiate on health care

"This is a reasonable offer that reopens the government, deals with health care affordability."
November 7, 2025 at 8:00 PM
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Wondering why no one likes your posts anymore, even among your friends? It's because @jay.bsky.team and team have decided to hide a huge amount of content from all of our feeds by default.

Here's how to turn it off.

First go to the hamburger menu in the upper left corner
November 6, 2025 at 6:23 PM
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Sympathy to whoever has to hose down Stephen Miller tonight
November 5, 2025 at 2:47 AM
This whole thread reads like a satirical farce. It’s bonkers.

“The officer Sandwich Guy is charged with assaulting testifies that he could feel the impact of the sandwich through his ballistic vest”

🥪🇺🇸🥪
Back for Day 2 of Sandwich Guy’s trial. In government opening statement: “This case is about the fact that you can’t go around throwing stuff at people when you’re mad.”
November 4, 2025 at 7:28 PM
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$170B for ICE and Border Patrol
$40B for Argentina
$1B to refurbish Trump's Qatar jet
$230M for Trump's DOJ "compensation"
$200M for Kristi Noem's jets
$98M for Trump's golf outings

But no money to lower your healthcare costs.
October 22, 2025 at 6:53 PM
Not that you need my recommendation after Steven King says it’s good, but I also recommend The Twisted Ones by T. Kingfisher. I’ve been on a horror kick for spooky season and she’s got some good ones. And her protagonists have tended to be strong female types, which is a bonus.
Two books for spooky season:
COFFIN MOON, Keith Rosson: Best modern vampire story ever (although it's set in the 70s).
THE TWISTED ONES, by T. Kingfisher: It lures you in with chatty good humor (especially about NPR Pledge Week) and a lovely dog...then slams the door and bites you in the dark.
October 19, 2025 at 8:25 PM
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This morning, I was hit in the face by a baton.

I’m going to have a pretty gnarly bruise but we need to remember why this is happening: Trump and ICE are rounding up our neighbors, treating them as subhuman, and shipping them off to labor camps in foreign countries. It has to end.
October 17, 2025 at 8:24 PM
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“I know I make people feel uncomfortable! That’s my entire brand.”

Climate Defiance interrupting a Cuomo presser in the best possible way.
October 15, 2025 at 11:05 PM
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Quick reminder for Saturday: please do not post photos of others' faces online without their express permission.

AI facial recognition is a tool of this regime. Don't make anyone else a target unless they're prepared to take the risk and consent.
October 16, 2025 at 4:38 PM
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Holy shit. This is Angelo Elia, a legislative correspondent for Congressman Dave Taylor.

According to @rooster.info, during a Zoom meeting today, he had an American nazi flag displayed in the background.
October 15, 2025 at 7:05 PM
October 14, 2025 at 9:09 PM