Machete Von Kill
@machetevonkill.bsky.social
Spreader of shenanigans. Thrower of knives. Lover of pro wrestling, horror and music. Mother of cat. Woman in the Cannabis industry. Strange and unusual. Kinda feral.
Dear Hollywood,
We all know that serial killers start out doing absolutely abhorrent things to animals. You can skip that part when you make movies about them. We don't need to hear it or see it. Thanks.
We all know that serial killers start out doing absolutely abhorrent things to animals. You can skip that part when you make movies about them. We don't need to hear it or see it. Thanks.
November 9, 2025 at 12:35 AM
Dear Hollywood,
We all know that serial killers start out doing absolutely abhorrent things to animals. You can skip that part when you make movies about them. We don't need to hear it or see it. Thanks.
We all know that serial killers start out doing absolutely abhorrent things to animals. You can skip that part when you make movies about them. We don't need to hear it or see it. Thanks.
Anybody watching #GCWUnderstand? Matt Tremont is making his way to the ring right now.
November 8, 2025 at 1:10 AM
Anybody watching #GCWUnderstand? Matt Tremont is making his way to the ring right now.
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FREE MATCH FRIDAY 🤼♂️ at 12 PM ET on #MysteryWrestling’s YouTube channel!
Watch MxM vs. Fresh Air ft. Ethan Page on commentary from #MysteryWrestling7!
WATCH: youtu.be/OpPlZAyhZTk?...
Watch MxM vs. Fresh Air ft. Ethan Page on commentary from #MysteryWrestling7!
WATCH: youtu.be/OpPlZAyhZTk?...
November 7, 2025 at 3:08 PM
FREE MATCH FRIDAY 🤼♂️ at 12 PM ET on #MysteryWrestling’s YouTube channel!
Watch MxM vs. Fresh Air ft. Ethan Page on commentary from #MysteryWrestling7!
WATCH: youtu.be/OpPlZAyhZTk?...
Watch MxM vs. Fresh Air ft. Ethan Page on commentary from #MysteryWrestling7!
WATCH: youtu.be/OpPlZAyhZTk?...
Last Sunday, I tripped, dropped my phone and broke my toe. This Sunday, I sneezed so hard, while spitting out toothpaste, that I smoked my forehead on the edge of the sink. At this rate, I figure I'll be dead in about 3 weeks or so...
November 2, 2025 at 4:07 PM
Last Sunday, I tripped, dropped my phone and broke my toe. This Sunday, I sneezed so hard, while spitting out toothpaste, that I smoked my forehead on the edge of the sink. At this rate, I figure I'll be dead in about 3 weeks or so...
Yay!!!
Tomorrow is an @effylives.com double header!
Whatnot at 7pm, stream after!
@machetevonkill.bsky.social @sanbrunojess.bsky.social @denisesalcedo.bsky.social
Whatnot at 7pm, stream after!
@machetevonkill.bsky.social @sanbrunojess.bsky.social @denisesalcedo.bsky.social
October 27, 2025 at 9:48 PM
Yay!!!
If you see this cowboy, tell him Happy Birthday. I mean, you can say it to me too, but yeah.
October 23, 2025 at 2:13 PM
If you see this cowboy, tell him Happy Birthday. I mean, you can say it to me too, but yeah.
I dunno about you, but my soul needs this.
Looks like an @effylives.com pumpkin carving stream tonight! @machetevonkill.bsky.social @sanbrunojess.bsky.social
October 21, 2025 at 10:51 PM
I dunno about you, but my soul needs this.
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October 19, 2025 at 10:35 PM
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Yay @abadonx13.bsky.social 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻 #MysteryWrestling19
October 19, 2025 at 10:36 PM
Yay @abadonx13.bsky.social 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻 #MysteryWrestling19
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October 19, 2025 at 10:36 PM
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abadon's gear looks siiiiick #mysterywrestling19
October 19, 2025 at 10:36 PM
abadon's gear looks siiiiick #mysterywrestling19
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This is a match for the sickos!
ABADON VS KRULE?!
THIS IS BASED AND INSPIRED.
ABADON VS KRULE?!
THIS IS BASED AND INSPIRED.
October 19, 2025 at 10:36 PM
This is a match for the sickos!
ABADON VS KRULE?!
THIS IS BASED AND INSPIRED.
ABADON VS KRULE?!
THIS IS BASED AND INSPIRED.
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ABADON VS KRULE OH HELL YEAH 🤼 #MysteryWrestling19
October 19, 2025 at 10:36 PM
ABADON VS KRULE OH HELL YEAH 🤼 #MysteryWrestling19
I yelled so loud for Abadon that I scared the dog and I think I hurt myself. #MysteryWrestling19
October 19, 2025 at 10:36 PM
I yelled so loud for Abadon that I scared the dog and I think I hurt myself. #MysteryWrestling19
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Happy Mystery Wrestling 19 Day!!! #MysteryWrestling19 #indiewrestling 🤼
October 19, 2025 at 9:07 PM
Happy Mystery Wrestling 19 Day!!! #MysteryWrestling19 #indiewrestling 🤼
Ring full o beefy monstahs #MysteryWrestling19
October 19, 2025 at 9:10 PM
Ring full o beefy monstahs #MysteryWrestling19
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BA DA DA DADA DA DADA DA
#MysteryWrestling19 🤼
#MysteryWrestling19 🤼
October 19, 2025 at 9:06 PM
BA DA DA DADA DA DADA DA
#MysteryWrestling19 🤼
#MysteryWrestling19 🤼
Amazing start to #MysteryWrestling19. Uno is so good to us.
#MysteryWrestling19 with Evil Uno and “The Power” Brian Powers begins RIGHT NOW! #MysteryWrestling
WATCH it RIGHT NOW for FREE:
www.twitch.tv/eviluno
www.youtube.com/live/7R0XtJJ...
#MysteryWrestling 🤼♂️
WATCH it RIGHT NOW for FREE:
www.twitch.tv/eviluno
www.youtube.com/live/7R0XtJJ...
#MysteryWrestling 🤼♂️
October 19, 2025 at 9:07 PM
Amazing start to #MysteryWrestling19. Uno is so good to us.
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Do not miss today’s #MysteryWrestling19! LIVE for FREE at 5pm ET!
October 19, 2025 at 5:01 PM
Do not miss today’s #MysteryWrestling19! LIVE for FREE at 5pm ET!
Bats...in Northern Michigan in mid October...TREMENDOUS! Also, they are ridiculously cute & putting on quite the show right now. I've watched them all summer long and hope they make lots of babies.
October 18, 2025 at 11:14 PM
Bats...in Northern Michigan in mid October...TREMENDOUS! Also, they are ridiculously cute & putting on quite the show right now. I've watched them all summer long and hope they make lots of babies.
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October 16, 2025 at 9:10 PM
Everybody needs a friendship like that of Effy and Manders.
October 15, 2025 at 3:51 PM
Everybody needs a friendship like that of Effy and Manders.
Welp, fuck Dustin Rhodes. 🤮
October 14, 2025 at 2:12 PM
Welp, fuck Dustin Rhodes. 🤮
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Cc @machetevonkill.bsky.social @sanbrunojess.bsky.social
Breaking, @effylives.com whatnot starts in 5 min
October 13, 2025 at 11:25 PM
Cc @machetevonkill.bsky.social @sanbrunojess.bsky.social