Performative Competency
@machetemonkey.bsky.social
Hello. I’m a real person, and as a real person, I’ve made some humorous observations about real life.
Minneapolis, MN (He/Him)
Minneapolis, MN (He/Him)
*Squints* Rilo Kiley’s gonna be up there somewhere
September 17, 2025 at 2:02 AM
*Squints* Rilo Kiley’s gonna be up there somewhere
I was not expecting “I’m Afraid of Americans” but I’m so glad to see it. I mean, the song is practically half-Reznor’s anyway so maybe I shouldn’t be surprised.
August 18, 2025 at 5:32 AM
I was not expecting “I’m Afraid of Americans” but I’m so glad to see it. I mean, the song is practically half-Reznor’s anyway so maybe I shouldn’t be surprised.
Cereal a band:
Crunch! No, Cap’n Crunch!
Crunch! No, Cap’n Crunch!
August 7, 2025 at 1:32 PM
Cereal a band:
Crunch! No, Cap’n Crunch!
Crunch! No, Cap’n Crunch!
Do I get to pick? Is it a group session? Rotating?
August 4, 2025 at 3:31 AM
Do I get to pick? Is it a group session? Rotating?
What perfect albums came out when you were 16?
(I should’ve done a “metal” and “non-metal” version)
(I should’ve done a “metal” and “non-metal” version)
July 23, 2025 at 4:05 AM
What perfect albums came out when you were 16?
(I should’ve done a “metal” and “non-metal” version)
(I should’ve done a “metal” and “non-metal” version)
Prolly gonna go back to bed but @dunktankdoug.bsky.social and I wanted to be part of the #MNWX Late-Night Basement Photo Party
(only one of two cats pictured, but rest assured that both are present and accounted for)
(only one of two cats pictured, but rest assured that both are present and accounted for)
June 29, 2025 at 6:23 AM
Prolly gonna go back to bed but @dunktankdoug.bsky.social and I wanted to be part of the #MNWX Late-Night Basement Photo Party
(only one of two cats pictured, but rest assured that both are present and accounted for)
(only one of two cats pictured, but rest assured that both are present and accounted for)
Reminds me of…
May 30, 2025 at 12:31 PM
Reminds me of…
Hot take but most people who complain that Omar has “bad constituent services” are just people who don’t like that she disagrees with them
April 16, 2025 at 4:39 AM
Hot take but most people who complain that Omar has “bad constituent services” are just people who don’t like that she disagrees with them
LFG this show’s gonna rule
January 29, 2025 at 4:23 PM
LFG this show’s gonna rule
Quote skeet with a bridge from your gallery.
January 24, 2025 at 3:03 AM
Quote skeet with a bridge from your gallery.
Beauty and tragedy is everywhere if you know where to look
January 7, 2025 at 1:59 AM
Beauty and tragedy is everywhere if you know where to look
I know this platform has the juice cuz the bots have made it here pretending to be you
November 22, 2024 at 2:33 AM
I know this platform has the juice cuz the bots have made it here pretending to be you
Seeing a billboard for a guitar compressor pedal is such a deeply Minneapolis moment
November 21, 2024 at 7:51 PM
Seeing a billboard for a guitar compressor pedal is such a deeply Minneapolis moment
Search “concert” and post the oldest pic in your camera roll.
High on Fire opening for Meshuggah at Mill City Nights. 2016 IIRC?
High on Fire opening for Meshuggah at Mill City Nights. 2016 IIRC?
November 20, 2024 at 3:03 PM
Search “concert” and post the oldest pic in your camera roll.
High on Fire opening for Meshuggah at Mill City Nights. 2016 IIRC?
High on Fire opening for Meshuggah at Mill City Nights. 2016 IIRC?
Bet this can’t get 3 likes. I got 3 songs, at least
November 16, 2024 at 7:14 AM
Bet this can’t get 3 likes. I got 3 songs, at least
Wow this really blew up
November 13, 2024 at 3:44 AM
Wow this really blew up
Lotta ppl saying that they’re seeing no drop in engagement on Bluesky despite having a fraction of the followers. And lemme tell you, based on my experience they’re exactly correct
November 13, 2024 at 3:17 AM
Lotta ppl saying that they’re seeing no drop in engagement on Bluesky despite having a fraction of the followers. And lemme tell you, based on my experience they’re exactly correct
Without thinking, post the first Simpsons joke that pops into your head
November 12, 2024 at 7:05 PM
Without thinking, post the first Simpsons joke that pops into your head
I’m a big manly man; I can’t get Swole™️ without my children’s cereal cartoon mascots
November 11, 2024 at 10:16 PM
I’m a big manly man; I can’t get Swole™️ without my children’s cereal cartoon mascots
Hello these are our cats. Sebastian (left) is basically Jenna Maroney in cat form, while Sean Patrick (right) wants people to think he’s not goofy and is a million times goofier as a result.
#Cats
#Cats
November 11, 2024 at 5:46 PM
Hello these are our cats. Sebastian (left) is basically Jenna Maroney in cat form, while Sean Patrick (right) wants people to think he’s not goofy and is a million times goofier as a result.
#Cats
#Cats
If you see this, post a concert pic you took
November 10, 2024 at 8:58 PM
If you see this, post a concert pic you took
Hi everybody! Nobody knows who I am, but I went sorta locally viral on The Other Site a week ago for dressing as the old Uptown Arby’s (RIP), so that’s something. Uuuh that’s about it for now, see ya around here I guess
November 10, 2024 at 7:07 PM
Hi everybody! Nobody knows who I am, but I went sorta locally viral on The Other Site a week ago for dressing as the old Uptown Arby’s (RIP), so that’s something. Uuuh that’s about it for now, see ya around here I guess
Rainbow… at night… during the storm?
Alright okay that’s normal okay
Alright okay that’s normal okay
November 22, 2024 at 11:30 AM
Rainbow… at night… during the storm?
Alright okay that’s normal okay
Alright okay that’s normal okay
