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Dark McGwire✌🏿
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I hope you niggas been spending your time wisely. I’m glad you found your way here!!
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I like vanity license plates. I’m always searching for them
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"Pretty little slut"

Exhibit A:
November 26, 2025 at 6:37 AM
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Post a famous bathroom scene

"MOVE, BITCH!"
November 26, 2025 at 6:04 AM
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Whole wings >>>>>>>
And while we’re on this topic, which one ya’ll got? Only one (1) right answer ☝🏼
November 26, 2025 at 6:19 AM
Lockjaw
What superhero name would you like to be called in the bedroom?
November 26, 2025 at 6:27 AM
I love being able to read 😮‍💨
November 26, 2025 at 6:23 AM
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When you’re mid stroke and she remembers she’s mad at you:
Calling your man a “bitch ass nigga” in bed is hilarious lmfaoooooooooooooooooooo
November 26, 2025 at 3:43 AM
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Make sure you choke him while you looking in his eyes when you say it.
Calling your man a “bitch ass nigga” in bed is hilarious lmfaoooooooooooooooooooo
November 26, 2025 at 4:15 AM
Your last saved meme is your moral philosophy
November 26, 2025 at 6:13 AM
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and put those white men back in their garages!
November 26, 2025 at 5:56 AM
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Let It Snow by Boyz II Men is a Christmas song about asking for anal under the tree
November 26, 2025 at 5:46 AM
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That I’m still that
November 25, 2025 at 6:50 PM
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Bruh I hate when my people ask a dumbass vague question then get mad when it gets ignored. If you dont add some specifics 🤦🏽‍♂️
Can we stop with the back and forth? Don’t come in this work chat asking vague questions when you have a specific customer issue. Just give us the customer info and ask your question 😒
November 25, 2025 at 5:06 PM
I want rules drawn up so bad for this chat but it’ll “suggest how people should think.”

YEAH HEAUX, THAT’S THE POINT!!
Think before you leap.
November 25, 2025 at 5:51 PM
Sure enough,

“This SPECIFIC customer didn’t receive it.”

Why not just lead with that?!?!?🤦🏿‍♂️
Can we stop with the back and forth? Don’t come in this work chat asking vague questions when you have a specific customer issue. Just give us the customer info and ask your question 😒
November 25, 2025 at 5:48 PM
Can we stop with the back and forth? Don’t come in this work chat asking vague questions when you have a specific customer issue. Just give us the customer info and ask your question 😒
November 25, 2025 at 4:53 PM
There’s being technologically challenged, I understand that. Then there is stupidity.

“Do they receive alerts when the report is ready? Or when would they receive the alert?”

Me: Good question. We send the alert 2 days early. Just in case the customer needs to know the report is coming (sarcasm)
November 25, 2025 at 4:51 PM
The whole song is whatever but I see the potential. Did this have Tick Tock in a frenzy?

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Make It Move! by Spiffy The Goat on Apple Music
Song · 2024 · Duration 2:03
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November 25, 2025 at 4:42 PM
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🗣️🗣️TAKE IT OFF BIHH, BEND OVER LEMME SEE IT…
November 25, 2025 at 4:29 PM
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Nigga havin the time of his life at the next board meeting
November 25, 2025 at 3:54 PM
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Progresso CEO after he saw the news
November 25, 2025 at 1:06 PM
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With them thick ass glasses you don’t need floor seats.

Mans can see the game from the parking lot.
November 25, 2025 at 3:32 PM
Good morning Tuesday. Rise & Shine!✨

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Pretty Girls by Odeal on Apple Music
Song · 2025 · Duration 2:36
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November 25, 2025 at 3:30 PM
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“You’ll be visited by three spirits.”

The three spirits:
November 25, 2025 at 3:15 PM
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Good Morning.

I am taking a moment to be grateful for the breath in my lungs & pouring love into the people around me.

Life is fleeting. Tell your people that you love them today 🤍
November 25, 2025 at 2:55 PM
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🗣️🗣️🗣️ LAWWWWD I GOT SOME THANGS I NEED TO SAYYYYYY
November 25, 2025 at 3:05 PM