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mabelpagepines.bsky.social
Arriving on the Bitchtown Express
@mabelpagepines.bsky.social
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Film/TV critic • Screenwriter • Co-host of @thefallscast.bsky.social • She/her
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Republicans don't want this show at the Kennedy Center because they know if Tom Watson was alive today Trump would be a HUGE fan
August 26, 2025 at 3:55 AM
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Was anyone gonna tell me about this or was I just supposed to read it on Wikipedia myself while trying to find out why Charles Dickens is a character in the animated Jesus movie
April 9, 2025 at 6:02 PM
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Gotta lounge
A large, fluffy, gray cat lies across a gray decorative pillow with beading that forms pictures of snowflakes. His left paw hangs off of the side. The pillow is on a dark green couch with a pink sweater on the back cushion, a gold laptop case by the pillow and two tote bags behind the pillow.
March 17, 2025 at 2:27 PM
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Big news for my mom specifically
February 5, 2025 at 8:10 PM
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Batman looks awfully happy knowing there's a war on
January 30, 2025 at 10:13 PM
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January 21, 2025 at 7:31 PM
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This is like thanking a gunman for shooting you in the leg instead of in the head
Part of the notification given to TikTok users in America when the app is opened. It says "We are fortunate that President Trump has indicated that he will work with us on a solution to reinstate TikTok once he takes office. Please stay tuned!"
January 19, 2025 at 2:50 PM
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Booting up Sonic Adventure DX
A screenshot of Danny DeVito from "It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia": It's a blurry image of a mostly bald white man with black glasses and dark hair in front of a white wall and a brown door. He's wearing a red polo shirt and a blue jacket. The caption reads "Into the toilet I go."
January 14, 2025 at 10:30 PM
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Me and who
January 3, 2025 at 4:13 AM
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I don't think Spotify has as much of a read on me as they think
December 28, 2024 at 9:39 PM
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Almost certainly a Nebelung, just like my eldest son.
December 25, 2024 at 6:42 AM
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December 16, 2024 at 9:40 PM
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Leo was a Norwegian Forest Cat, which as I understand were given to newlywed vikings to bless their union, so I guess I'll have to give him a viking funeral in effigy this weekend
December 12, 2024 at 1:44 AM
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Leo went away tonight. I'm crying very hard.
December 11, 2024 at 3:17 AM
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He's scheduled to be put down at home tomorrow. I know it's inevitable for everyone but somehow knowing the exact day and time feels worse.
December 9, 2024 at 10:47 PM
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Our family cat Leo has had a rapid decline in health/quality of life and we don't expect him to live much longer. Please enjoy some photos of him in his prime and spare some thoughts for him.
December 8, 2024 at 3:44 AM
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December 6, 2024 at 12:39 AM
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Evenin'
A tabby kitten with a white snout and a pink nose looks to the side with her tongue sticking out just slightly.
December 2, 2024 at 10:53 PM
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If you watch Moana 2 closely enough, you can actually pinpoint the exact second that one episode of the planned TV series ends and the next one begins!
A frame from "The Simpsons." Bart is holding a blue remote in one hand and raising his other index finger. Lisa is sitting behind him on a brown couch against a pink wall with a sad look on her face.
November 27, 2024 at 2:42 AM
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Obsessed with the AI chapter titles Spotify generates for @thefallscast.bsky.social
A screenshot of a podcast playing on Spotify with chapter titles. The titles read: Intro, Love Sentence, Boys in the Sink, Boys Crazy, Sophie Turner & Joe Jonas Divorce, Into the Falls, Seuss, Dipper, The ONE Main Character.
November 26, 2024 at 11:14 PM
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Perhaps the wildest change in the Wicked timeline was retconning these two into their 20s during the events of the original movie
November 18, 2024 at 7:01 PM
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Can't wait for the Wicked movie to be out, partially so I can stop seeing this in front of every other movie
A picture from a movie theater showing an ad for Google Pixel Phones. An iPhone with a sparkly pink case and a big silver tiara on top is standing next to a Pixel phone with a green case, a pointy black witch hat, and a brown broomstick. They're on the yellow brick road from The Wizard of Oz surrounded by poppy fields. The Emerald City skyline is shown in the distance.
November 14, 2024 at 9:24 PM
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Pod God dropping this .jpg directly into my retinas before I had drove to work
A screencap of Wendy and Dipper from Gravity Falls. Wendy is white with long red hair, a green plaid half-sleeve shirt, and a brown trapper hat. She has a laidback smirk on her face. Dipper is white with short brown hair and is wearing a brown trucker hat with a star on it, a red t-shirt and a dark blue vest. Wendy holds her hand up having just dropped a gold key with a red tag into Dipper's hand. He looks down with a slightly surprised expression.
September 9, 2024 at 8:24 PM
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Sara should've turned 23 today but some people think it's okay to drive drunk

Some people are also in jail on >$1mil bond ☺️
July 15, 2024 at 1:32 PM
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I am haunted by this
A partially assembled white bookcase on a carpeted floor
January 15, 2024 at 11:43 PM