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It's fuck Valentine's
Fuck the fourth
Fuck Halloween
Fuck Thanksgiving
And fuck christmas

This is causing me to short circuit.

Look at em, just struggling and shit.

We need a new type of lethal honey pot, where as soon as the target gets into the bedroom and drops his trousers; shorty just tears his shit right tf off.

Kinda like that movie Teeth, but with proper teeth.

I saw cheesecake lady's mini cheese cakes and immediately thought of Fatman scoop saying "oh," which lead to a mini dance party at 1am to this song.
(Also, having "single ladies" as a vocal stim while in a relationship was very unfortunate, I had no clue where I picked it up from)

Good morning!

✨Maybe he's born with it,
Maybe it's Ketamine✨

(No, seriously, he's a bit too steady when he's standing still and I've seen k-rocked mfs walk like this, grabbed an example)

Omfg