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Pfp alt text: a loc'd Black man's partial reflection from the screen of a mounted mini arcade cabinet
December 5, 2025 at 7:14 PM
gmatwfu 😂😂
December 5, 2025 at 11:37 AM
It's too good. Pure numbers go up (or way down) goodness.
December 5, 2025 at 2:03 AM
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It's fuck Valentine's
Fuck the fourth
Fuck Halloween
Fuck Thanksgiving
And fuck christmas
December 1, 2025 at 11:54 AM
First match in the new season and I already got my umbrella.
November 30, 2025 at 2:13 PM
It could never be me. Not when the workarounds are so easy.
November 29, 2025 at 12:18 AM
the frontend that I use can't parse the trending page of YouTube, and it doesn't have an algorithm to recommend videos to me based off of previously watched videos.

I like to protect my digital peace wherever possible.
November 29, 2025 at 12:07 AM
New pfp ft. Parent's Pac-Man scores from the thanksgiving tournament.
November 27, 2025 at 10:21 PM
Lil bro's misbehaving ass dog.
November 27, 2025 at 8:09 PM
Just finished Anniversary. It is what it is. 3.8 out of 5 because it's basically "what if oppression happened to affluent yts" as a revenge story. Was it tense? Sure. Was I surprised at any point? No. It's Saltburn without the extra freaky scenes.
November 26, 2025 at 3:29 AM
I always get these two movies confused.
November 25, 2025 at 11:18 AM
This is causing me to short circuit.
November 23, 2025 at 10:32 AM
November 21, 2025 at 7:59 PM
Fair enough. Have you considered a drinking helmet?
November 21, 2025 at 2:46 AM
Protest Against Avelo Airlines 🥶🧊🛫 Contract at Concord-Padgett Regional Airport
November 20, 2025 at 12:00 AM
November 19, 2025 at 4:45 AM
Look at em, just struggling and shit.
November 18, 2025 at 2:19 AM
We need a new type of lethal honey pot, where as soon as the target gets into the bedroom and drops his trousers; shorty just tears his shit right tf off.

Kinda like that movie Teeth, but with proper teeth.
November 17, 2025 at 6:34 PM
I saw cheesecake lady's mini cheese cakes and immediately thought of Fatman scoop saying "oh," which lead to a mini dance party at 1am to this song.
(Also, having "single ladies" as a vocal stim while in a relationship was very unfortunate, I had no clue where I picked it up from)

Good morning!
November 17, 2025 at 11:43 AM
Grillo's are my new favorites as of this year. I fear they might be milkshake ducked tho
November 14, 2025 at 12:30 PM
✨Maybe he's born with it,
Maybe it's Ketamine✨

(No, seriously, he's a bit too steady when he's standing still and I've seen k-rocked mfs walk like this, grabbed an example)
November 14, 2025 at 12:21 PM
Very Canary from Hunter x Hunter
November 14, 2025 at 2:26 AM
I'd be even more fucked up if the fridge replaced Carol, with your name.
November 13, 2025 at 10:56 PM
November 13, 2025 at 4:46 PM
Omfg
November 12, 2025 at 8:10 PM